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When Youre Actually A Cat Person

When Youre Actually A Cat Person

- [Voiceover] Hey, are you a
cat person or a dog person? - [Voiceover] Dog person. - [Voiceover] Great. Hey Ella, are you a cat
person or a dog person? - Dog person. - That's funny, you have cat eyes.

- What? (Lazy guitar music) - We got a cat! His name is Calder. - Calder. (Lazy guitar music) - Ugh, there's cat hair everywhere. How is it in my cup? What a weirdo.

Hey! (Shoos away) Stop. (Lazy guitar music) (sighs) Come here, come here. Awww. You're actually kinda cute, you know that? (Meowing) Jump, jump.

Really not that bad. Oh no. Okay, well a little bit violent. That's really cute.

I think you're a natural. (Meowing) Fine, come on. Look at all of these selfies I took with my cat yesterday. Awww, look at that little face.

- Thought you were a dog person? - Am I? (Bouncy guitar music).

The Real Reason Why Cats Purr

The Real Reason Why Cats Purr

Cats: the Egyptians worshipped them, the Internet
loves them, and almost no one understands them. Why do they purr? "(Cat purring)" What's all the meowing about? "Meow!" Let's explore the feline brain and get to
the bottom of it. Wild at heart No one's sure when cats first moved into our
homes and our hearts, but it's probably between 5,000 and 10,000 years ago. By comparison, dogs have been domesticated
for around 40,000 years, and over those years we've selectively bred hundreds of types to
fill certain roles, from hunting and herding to nestling into purses.

Cats, on the other paw? Experts say the 40 or so breeds of housecat
are semi-domesticated or self-domesticated at best, meaning they're choosing to tolerate
being tamed. Slightly. In exchange for creature comforts  but
would totally still stalk and kill a sparrow if given the chance. Genetically, the domestic housecat still has
most of its DNA in common with its wild cousins, and unlike many dog breeds, cats could survive
quite well if they were released into the wild.

Cat code Cats have developed a super-top-secret language
that they use only to communicate with humans: meowing. "Meow." "Meow." Yep: that's just for us! Cats that live together don't usually meow
to each other, and studies of feral cat colonies have found that cats in feline-only company
are actually pretty quiet. It's people they won't shut up around  Researchers in 2013 showed that cat owners,
after listening to a recording of a dozen different cats meowing, were able to understand
the context of only one meow: the one coming from their own cat. In other words, your cat learns to make specific
meows in order to get what it wants out of you  it's not some universal cat language.

Op-PAW-sites attract Animal psychologists wanted to see which paw
certain cats favored, so they gave 42 cats a small jar with a bit of tuna in it. The only way they could get it out was to
reach in and, well, fish it out which would reveal their dominant paw. Surprisingly, the results were split almost
perfectly based on the sex of the cat. There were 21 males and 21 females in the
test, and after dozens of trials, 20 of the males were left-pawed, with one ambidextrous
over-achiever, while twenty of the females were right-pawed, with one favoring the left.

The experts say this probably has something
to do with hormone levels, and it's only true when performing particularly challenging feats. "Meow." Two-way street Everybody knows somebody who's allergic to
cats, so they miss out on the joys of living with a plastic pee and poop-filled box in
their house at all times. But it's estimated that about 1 in every 200
cats suffers from a cat version of asthma, which looks and sounds like this: "(difficulty breathing)" The biggest cause? People. The monsters.

That's right: plenty of cats are allergic
to people, with human dandruff cited as a major cause. The asthma can also be triggered by other
irritants that humans bring into their homes, such as cigarette smoke. Some cats can have such a powerful allergic
reaction to humans and their habits they could suffer collapsed lungs or even broken ribs. Asthmatic cats can usually have their conditions
managed, but vets consider it incurable.

Walking heat maps Here's a less-depressing feline fact: Some
cats are heat-sensitive, and can change the color of their fur based on their environment. How cool is that? There are eight different sets of genes in
each cat that governs what color they're going to be. Siamese cats and their cousins have a gene
modifier called a Siamese allele. That modifier blocks color from getting to
the cat's fur, which should, in theory, make them albinos.

But it doesn't, because it's only activated
by heat. Once the temperature gets up to around 100
degrees, the color stops. That's why the cooler parts of a Siamese cat's
body, such as the nose, ears, and paws, are usually dark, while the rest of their fur
stays light. It doesn't just happen once  Siamese cats
can change color any time when the temperature of their environment changes.

So this means their paws actually lighten
if covered for long enough with a bandage, or if you made them wear socks or mittens... "Finally, there's an elegant, comfortable
mitten for cats!" "Meow." "I couldn't hear anything!" Why cats purr While it's true that cats purr when they're
happy, that's not what the purring means  or the only time cats do it. Experts say that the most accurate translation
of a purr is something like "Don't go anywhere, please." They're asking to be cared for, not telling
you how happy your care is making them. But cats also purr when they're injured or
scared, and researchers think that it has something to do with the healing power of
the purr.

Cats purr at a frequency of 26 hertz, the
same frequency that's been found to promote healing in bone and other body tissues. Sounds crazy, right? But it's the same idea behind exercise for
rehabilitation in humans: bones respond to pressure by making themselves stronger. It also might be why healthy cats will often
curl up with an injured cat and purr. They're trying to help regrow its bones.

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GoPro on a Cat Left Home Alone

GoPro on a Cat Left Home Alone

Recording, Okay, so I got my new GoPro here along with michael's new mount and we're just going to place this around his collar and see what he's up too while im gone! Ok Micheal, Bye Take care! (Subtitle Editor note:I WONT MISS YOU) Ok so these rest subtitles arn't micheal saying anything. We the reviewers/editors think this is just funny xD. JUST LEAVE. SO WHAT TO DO.

*Piano* SHUT UP STUPID PHONE. Munch munch munch sip sip sip YEAH...POOP! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? (WHACK!) (Click click click) (Piano Key Strikes) HAI GURL HOW U BEEN! LETS GO OUT. (Door bell) (door opening) (panting and barking) INSTAGRAM #BLESSED #LEGS. (Splashing) BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRV.

BAI GURL. LOOK AT ALL THOSE QUACKERS. OH NO... GO AWAY!! Subtitle Reviewers: The Codester Craft | Subtitle Editors: ???????.

Cat Soap OperaMark Douglas of Barely Productions Has A Field Day

Cat Soap OperaMark Douglas of Barely Productions Has A Field Day

Look at me Nurse Kathy, I know you're high again. Ward, but you get a serious drug problem. You can get us all sued for meow-practice. Mean you get a free pass.

Blackmail! Ha! Who's gonna believe you over me? I'm a big deal here and cat hospital you're nothing but a pill-popping cat. Get out of my way Dr. Why is he so angry all the time? Well, he didn't used to be, ten years ago he was a brilliant surgeon, who loved his job. And how are we feeling today
Mr.

Whiskerstein? Ahhh! My left eye! Oh god! Nurse Mittens was there, we're you Nurse Mittens? After that, they wouldn't let him operate with only one eye and poor depth perception. I think he's sexy too. Hey sweet thing. We still on for tonight? Of course, it's our one month anniversary.

Did you get the Cat Stevens tickets? You know it. My buddy Tiger saw him last night had cat box seats, said laser pointer show
was off the hook. Pick you up after your shift? Nurse Mittens. {MEOW} I'm sorry to tell you Mr.

Peterson, but you have six months to live. Oh, but this is your second life, so you
have seven more left! Timothy, I want you to know that I love you even though
I've never seen your face and you've never seen mine. After I had the accident,
I thought I would die, but now I think it's the best thing that ever happened
to me because without the accident I. Never would have met you.

That is so true. Timothy, do you think I could touch your face? I just want to see you with my hands. You are beautiful. Oh you're very hairy.

I like that. Oh a collar. You're not a priest are you? I could use a priest in my life. Dammit Scratch Adams, we pay you to heal the patients not entertain them.

I disagree. Laughter is not the best medicine.
Medicine is the best medicine. Oh low-five. I'm not falling for that again.
I'm not falling for that.

Ok. Low-five. Ugh! Everytime! Get outta here! So you're Bobby's father. Listen to me, I know damn well he didn't
get those scratches from falling off a see-saw, they came from your claws.

You won't be saying Meow when Kitty Protective Services comes in here and throws you're furry ass into the pound! Doctor. Ty! Nurse Mittens. I'm sorry. She just started rubbing up against
my leg and one thing led to another.

I always knew you were just another tail
chaser. I never meant to hurt you. But we're in love. Right Nurse Mittens? Right? You two deserve each other! Nurse Mittens? You look just how I pictured.

How do I look? NOOOO!!! Men are dogs. Cats are dogs. Umm, there's other fish in the sea. I don't want a fish, I want him! I know.

He's gone. Bring him back! You can't cry yet, you need 2 weeks. Keep it dry... Don't don't.

Look up. So, how did the patient survived the fall? Well he's a cat. And how long has he been on life support? Mr. Whiskerstein has been cat-atonic since yesterday afternoon.

Whiskerstein. As in John Whiskerstein? Let me see that. And how are we feeling today
Mr. Whiskerstein? Oh god.

My eye! Stop clawing my left eye! Are you alright? You seemed frazzled. Yes, yes. I'm purrr-fectly fine. I have to do my rounds.

Go right ahead I'll keep an eye, on Mr. Whiskerstein for
you. Subtitles by the Amara.Org community.

Cat Playing I Spy

Cat Playing I Spy

>> PERSON: Something blue. CAT: So I can guess now? PERSON: Yup! CAT: Okay. The chair? PERSON: Nope! CAT: Ugh. The [incomprehensible noise]? PERSON: The what? CAT: The car! PERSON: Nope! It's inside.

CAT: Oh, your pants. PERSON: Nope, it's not my pants! CAT: Hmm. Oh, is it this rug? PERSON: Nope! CAT: Oh, come on! PERSON: It's not the rug. CAT: You're kidding me.

It should have been the rug. PERSON: Oh come on, now.
CAT: What? PERSON: Just play the game.
CAT: Okay. It's uh, uh, toaster. PERSON: Nope!
CAT: I know.

You wanna know why I know? Because it's this rug! PERSON: Now come on. I told you it's not the
rug. There's a treat in it for you if you get the
right answer. Okay? Do you want to play or not? CAT: OK, let's do this.

Ready! PERSON: I spy with my little eye something
blue. CAT: Rug!.

Cat Hacks, HACK JOB #6

Cat Hacks, HACK JOB #6

Oh, cat butt yay! F*ck! Son of a... What up internet? Corinne here and you're watching hack job! Today, we're testing cat hacks *coughs* Hairball If you're a cat lover, like me, you're cat pretty much runs your life Who run the world? Cats. Yeah, I figured what better place to test cat hacks than in my creepy cat lady room? My cat friggin loves it in here I am constantly cleaning cat hair off my fancy velvet couch But, I just learned that you do not need a vacuum cleaner or a lint roller to complete this task All you need is a rubber glove Apparently Just supposed to dampen it a little bit And it should be good to go It actually gets the hair off pretty good But then you have to rinse the hair off the glove, And make sure the hair doesn't go down the drain because then your drain's gonna get clogged Plus, I couldn't get all the hair on the first pass so I had to go back again and do the whole process a second time Works pretty good though I'm gonna give the thumbs up to this one I also saw this hack that says to put double sided tape on surfaces you don't want your cat getting on But this just looks... Terrible And it no longer functions as somewhere people can actually sit What the f*ck is this type of sh*t Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say this one is stupid Meow meow meow meow meow meow *beep* Next up we're gonna test out this cat tent dome situation You guys have been suggesting this on my instagram Probably because I'm constantly posting pictures of my cat Honestly, the design of this thing doesn't seem very sturdy But I really like the concept using the t-shirt Guess what? You don't have to use wire hangers for this Oh no you can just use a regular old box No wire hangers EVER!!! That's right It's pretty easy First thing I did was cut an old sheet in half And then folded it up and put that in there so it's nice and comfy For the kitty Then I simply just slipped the t-shirt over the box And pinned it in the back Like so This looks pretty good Lastly, I just tucked the sleeves in And voila F*cking little cat house Plus there was no need to cut the t-shirt Which makes me really happy You never know, the dead may get back together again, and I need my purple tie dye t-shirt back Sorry kitty This thing actually worked out really well What do you think kitty? Want to try it out? Go in the kitty house You can do it mm? That was a close one Gotta give her some space Can't let her know That I want her to do it Gotta be her idea Cats.

Am I right? Right kitty? Kitty psst psst psst... Kitty... Meow...Kitty... Kitty...

Kitty... Kitty... Kitty... Kitty...

Kitty *beep* Okay moving on This one looks interesting but my cat would not give that the time of day Her favorite cat toy And my favorite cat hack Is a ribbon tied to the end of a knitting needle My cat loves this sh*t Good work out for your arms too Getting tired yet kitty? Cat hair everywhere Springtime has sprung Which means your cat is probably shedding a lot Ooo kitty you're so furry Waaaa Every time I pet my cat I get cat hair all over me And this is especially awesome because I wear all black usually Oh yeah just rub right...Right on my back there kitty Which brings us to our last hack test Using a dryer sheet to remove cat hair From your clothes Kay lets see if this works No No, not even a little I also read that these things are not good for cats Or humans So that really makes me not like it I even tried it on the couch too just to make sure And all that did was just push the cat hair around And leave these little white things everywhere This hack is a f*cking lie Just go ahead, and use a piece of tape Wrapped around your fingers Like you always do That sh*t works a lot better By the way, brushing your cat every day definitely minimizes the amount of cat hair in your life But honestly, if you have a cat You're never gonna be rid of cat hair It's totally worth it *beep* Have you found any suspicious hacks you wanna see us try? Let us know in the comments down below! Also make sure to subscribe Like up this video And I'll see you later.

BEST GAME EVER MADE!!The Cat Games

BEST GAME EVER MADE!!The Cat Games

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to "The Cat Games". Now this game... Is apparently adorable and all about cats! And I am.. So ready to relax.

Oh dawh.. OH DAWWH! Oh mah gawdd! Oh, so good!- Oh what is this? Hello?- Oh I don't know why that's happening.. OOH! IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A PASSWORD? OH! What a great picture! OAH, ITS AWESOME! Oh my GOD! These cats are so talented.. Wheres the porn? Wheres the tab of porn on here? This doesnt seem right..

These are all actual sports! Weightlifting? Badminton! Volleyball! Gymnastics Soccer? Highjump! Ppfff...Relay! And Fieldhockey. *Password denied noise* AAAH shit.. I don't know how to do that.. AAH, I'll come back to you! EUUUGH..

Why- HUH- BAP! BAP! Imma kitty cat.. BAP! Oohh..!! You almost BAPP'D it! Awh, you almost did it- OKAY. So into the cat games we go.. What the hell is this? Why am I looking at the goddamn couch? *GASPP..* AWWH, ITS  SOOO CUUuUuuTE! AAAAGH! Oh so cute! OOOH!! *Sparkly noises from the cat-moon* Whyyy? I don't even know why this exists..

This game is amazing. In every way, its amazing and I LOVE IT. Lets do racing! [Whisper] whuut..? YAH sure, I wanna know what i'm doing! IGH dih dieh.. WOOOAH! Move up by- ooh..

*Gasp* WOOOOH! LUK AT ME GOOOO! OOH its a slippery linoleum! *Tutorial reading* OOH im so stealthy.. Lookat that underwear! Look at that wine! OW! OoOH it's so CUTE! AAGH I LOVE THIS GAME! OH MY GOD! Oh, "give it a try!" Oh it wants me to run in.. Oh boy, alrighty then.. *Tutorial reading* Oh! Bluegh, flags 'n' ducks! Alright okey, alright okay Alright,  I got you.

*Tutorial reading* OH! So its a risk-reward type of thing.. Take that yeh stoopid dawgs!! Awh, they look like lil' Chica's! AOUUUGH! *Giggling* awwwe *more giggling* Oh, "if you crash into furniture its game over." EUEEEE-BOINK! Ah boink- AAAUGH OW! My skull... *Tutorial reading* Okay... Alright then..

I'm ready! Let's do this! Les' do this! Let's do this! Hell yeah! Oops okay.. I dont know what what I'm trying to do here. Man, there's a lot more obstacles than I thou- oOohh okay alright then.. *Unsurprised* WAH! I DID TERRIBLY! Im not a very good cat, but I like that cat-butt painting that's a good one..

Yup, i did shit. Ok lets try again shall we? Awh, that cute cat in the bottom, oh my God.. Oh, I'm ready! Okay, this time I'm not gunna suck dong.. That was apparently my first problem..

SCOOTCH! Awhh, SCOOTCH A DOOCH! Awh, SCOOTCH KITTY WITTY! Oh my God, I wonder if I'm able to slide under there oh so perfectly. Sher-ba-da-boop! Naw, frick a dick. Ok. HEEAAUH! Kay gonna go for the flags more than I'm gonna go for that.

HOOBO! SHOOBEDIBOOP-boop-booboob-bop. OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE. This game is my life now! This game is ever-- awhh.. WELP broke my spine.

Oh my God I did BETTER! YAY, OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT LIL CAT IN THE CORNER! AWH, ITS SO CUTE! OOH this game is PERFECT! In every way! Oh I LOVE it! This game was $2! Im not advertising it or anything, its TWO dollars.. INFINITE enjoyment.. Alright swim challenge. Oh? *Tutorial reading* "You wanna start on the tutorial?" YEH Ok.

*Tutorial reading* Yellow toys-? Ohh. Woop. AUH, SQUEAK-SQWONK! Yes!! Click on the pink toys? Ooh! Yes! They're hard to get.. Oh, right click! Ah, I gotta right click on the pink ones.

Yeaaww,, both time at the blue ones! GODIT I am so talented... *Tutorial reading* *inhales in preperation* AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Oh, ok... *Click, click...* *WAP* Okay! *GASP* Ohhhhhhhhh, I get it! If it's comin' towards my HEAD Then I should probably hit it Because it's gonna be bad... So I'm gonna let it hit! HHHHUUUUUAAAAAAAH! OH! OH! (X2) OW! OOH! OW! OH! Ee Ah Ooh, ah! Gotta regain! Euuughhh! *Tutorial reading* *deep voice* Oooh-uh! Okay, That sounds- Nice! EhDUH ohh - kay! I think I got this! *Tutorial reading* Don't let the bubbles catch you? BOINK Ah! Oh, boy! OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY.

AHH, KAY! Ahright! Uh, ah! Ah, Ah! AH! AAAAAH! I'm- I'm getting it! Ah Ooh Ah, Ee Ah, OOOH! LOOK AT ME GO! Look at me go! Look at me go..... Oh, look at me go! Ooh! Yes! Oh, coordination is my name! Boinkety boink! Ah, frick! Ooh, gotta regain! Ooh! Get outta here! *Cat hisses as it hits water* AAAH! I did pretty good! I did pretty good, all things considered! Ohma GAWD! Ohma God, I love it! Oh, I love it! Mm-mm! A-bap! A-boop! A-daboopie! Boop! Boop (x2) And, A-baap! Oh, and a howbouta Boop-a-da-bap!!! Bap fo' yew! Boinkedy- boink Boink! Boink (x2 again) Vibrato! Bonk! Bink! Bink-bonk! Shplink Shplonk! Shplink shplonk... Blink! O-ah! Yeah! Yeh. Bl- blonk! Blink! Blonk!!! Blonk Blink! Blonk, blink! Blonk...

Blink! Blonk! Blink, blonk! Blink, Bloonk! Blink blink, blink Shpoop! Boi, bai Blip! Oh, I'm so good at this! Omagod, I'm the best cat that ever LIIIVED! Ah, shit! Yea! Who knew I was a cat person, not a dog person? Someone hafta tell Chica 'bout dat She's not in the room right now. Otherwise she'd be DEVASTATED. Emotionally! Devastated...  Can't get me-e!   I'm too good for yooouuu!   I'm too good for you,   Hoo, hoo, hooo!  Bwap, bep! Bap, bap! Oh, GET REKT HIGH SCORE! Ah, shit! Ah, ya ya ya ya ya, YA,YA, YA, YA, YA, YA.

Aaand, vibrato! Augh! Don bump me! Hun Bum Me! Don bum me Dun bom me! Waugh C'mon! Aah, no! Ahright, hang on... Prioritize! Wuh, wah! Get back on! On track... Shewp! Ok, ahright... No! (X12) Hap! Woop.

Aaah, SHIIIT. -TY TITTIES! TIT- GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Goddammit! Hey, but I did good! I got pretty good on the vibrating shower... I'd say that's a pretty good, gam-dam score! Oh, hell yeah! Oh, HELL yeah! Oh, hell yeah! This is a lot less rage in-douche-ing then a lot of the games I've played before! Rage in-douche-ing! *The cat goes MWOOW!* Oh, one last left: "Cat Breed Billiards" IM REDDY. Show me what- Oh! *Tutorial reading* Yah, I'll start it! Yah, OK, let's do this! *Tutorial reading* That doesn't seem like the billiards I know! *MORE tutorial reading* Turkish Angora *subtly* I dun no...

Uh! I don know what deez cat breeds are! *Tutorial reading* Ok... Push this white ball BLUP! *Cat mrrows* DIDDIT! Nah, I didn't do it... Okay, I got to get the correct ball into a hole! Which sounds dirty! And it probably is... But Imma do my best here.

*Reading text* *Reading text confused* Ooh! *Cat MRROOWRs* *Reading text* Watch out for these balls (   ) *Reading text* OK! ALRIGHT! I got it lil' guy! I'll do my best here! I'll make ya proud'a me! BAHP! GET BAP'T! I guess it- maybe it's like an educational experience, too, because I dunno what the answers are! NOPE THAT WAS. NOT IT! Ok, So, I knew that one! The whiter one is a turkish... But maybe yyyyyyyyy YEW FLIP! Meant to do it! Meant to do it... Meant to do that Okay Boink! Nope, I fucked that up! It- I jus- I just am...

Boink... GO! GO, BABY, GO! Not the white one! Go, bby, go! NAICE! Not correct tho... NnNOPE! I am:  DUUUUUUUUUUUUMMB   I COULDN'T'VE GOTTEN WORSE LU-  Aw, FUCK. I D'NO WHAT THEY ARE.

Aw, c'mon, man, I dunno! Cornish red hat- Rex, rex. I'm gonna assume it's the one in front. Wuh! *Cats meow* Cuz one'a those is not doin' too good! BAHP! NOPE! Not that one! Okay, c'mon C'MA! Cm'a, c'mon aaaaaaannnd BAP! NOT that one! Okay. Boink! Nope, still not! Wow, y'know my odds are not doin' well for me! You think I would've gotten this by now, But the answer is..

Absolutely... Nnnnnnn- NO-OT! Ah, frick a dick. BLAHP! Nope, not that one. BLAHP! AAAAAAYYE! I did okay, I guess! Man, I was trying to go for that one but it was on the end anyway...

How could I have DONE THAT. The answer is: I COULDAAAAA-AAUGH-AAAHN! Havana Brown Well, this... Narrows it down So, It could only be a few... Of these...

Intimate choices here. *Sniff* DAMMIT. I'm-a goin for that brown one. No, I'm goin' for this one brown one first...

BLOINK! Blaamp, not it? But I knew that. Cause it had to be this brown one at da bouttom 'ere shaaaa BLINK-BLONK! Wellp, that didn't work- O-OKAY. PHYSICS GOT A LITTLE SLOW THERE FOR A SECOND, IT HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT! Thought I got that... YEEAAAAAAYYYYYY! I did good! I did good! I did reeal good! Oh, maGod! OH, HE'S SLEEPING NOW! OH, YOU'RE SO KYOOT!!! OH MY GOD! Oh, my God, You're so cute, Okay, Alright, Enuffa that...

Enough shouting... Cats are trying to sleep... BUTEITHERWAY. That's all the time I have for the Cat Games, And this is adorable and interesting! So, If you guys have a solution to this puzzle here: Lemme know down in the comments below! I might just solve it on my own time, here O, wait! Wait, no, they have letters on their jackets!!! So, 4 is G.

3 Is I. 7 Is O. So, it's E... Ah, ok, I got this.

E, N E, N... E, N, I, G. E, N, I, G. E, N, I, G.

E, N, I, G. E, N, I, G, M.  E, N, I, G, M, E  x2  E, N, I, G, M, E  x3  E, N, I, G, M, E  x4  E, N, I, G, M-  N, E  E N I,G N E   E, N, I, G, N, E  Wait. E, N, I, G, M!...

N, E... No, E, N, I, G, M...  E, N, I, G, M...  E...

O... W... E, N, I, G, M... E O W ENIG-MWOW! OOHHH! I GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY! I did it! Okay, I solved it! It wasn't that hard if you think about it really closely, But, either way! That is the Cat Games! Lemme know what you think of this in the comments below And I'll provide a link to the game to itself.

In case you wanna indulge in some adorable Cat-ness, Which I think you do. So, thank you, everybody, again! And, as always, I will seeee you! In the next video! BUH- BYEEE!!!!!                                                                                                             Duh dun-dah beh buh duh duh BBbboowwww duuuuhhhhhhhhh~.

Adopting a New Cat

Adopting a New Cat

[APPLAUSE] >>JOHN, CAN WE TAKE HOME. ALL OF THESE KITTIES? THIS ANIMAL SHELTER. BREAKS MY HEART. >>[LAUGHS] I KNOW, BABE, BUT WE ONLY HAVE ROOM FOR ONE, SO...

>>YOU'RE RIGHT. >>YEAH. SO YOU SEE ONE THAT YOU LIKE? >>YEAH, I THINK I SEE HIM. >>OH, IS IT THAT.

ORANGE STRIPED ONE? >>NO, IT'S THIS. BLACK FLUFFY ONE! >>MEOW. >>THAT'S A HUMAN. >>I KNOW.

HE'S GOT SUCH A HUMAN. SPIRIT ABOUT HIM. >>NO, NO. BY HUMAN, I MEAN I'M PRETTY SURE.

THAT'S THE HOMELESS DUDE WE SAW. DIGGING IN THE DUMPSTER OUTSIDE. >>NO WAY. HE'S WAY TOO CAT-LIKE.

TO BE A HUMAN. COME HERE, YOU LITTLE MUSTACHE LION. >>WHAT? HONEY, IF THIS IS A CAT, WHY ISN'T HE IN A CAGE. LIKE THE OTHER CATS? >>I DON'T KNOW.

SIR? IS THIS ONE OF YOUR CATS? >>ALSO, IS THIS A CAT? >>HEY, I THOUGHT I TOLD. YOU TO STAY IN YOUR CAGE, LITTLE GUY. HE'S ONE OF OURS. >>OH, YOU DON'T NEED.

TO PUT HIM IN HIS CAGE. WE WANT TO ADOPT HIM. >>WAIT, WHAT? >>GREAT. I'LL GO GET THE PAPERWORK.

>>YAY! >>HONEY, LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS. IF WE'RE GOING TO ADOPT A CAT, LET'S MAKE SURE IT'S A CAT. >>IF HE'S NOT A CAT, THEN WHY IS HE. WEARING A COLLAR? >>YOU MEAN THIS.

TACO TIME TO-GO BAG? >>PLUS LOOK AT ITS BELLY! IT'S SO SOFT. FEEL IT. >>NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. HONEY, DON'T.

I JUST- OKAY. >>FEEL IT, FEEL IT. >>OKAY, WOW. THAT IS SOFT.

GROSS. >>AND LOOK, HIS DRIVER'S. LICENSE SAYS HIS NAME IS STEVE. >>OKAY-  >>THAT IS SO CUTE.

>>OKAY, OKAY. WHY WOULD A CAT HAVE. A DRIVER'S LICENSE? >>HE'S DRINKING MILK. CATS DRINK MILK.

>>YOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER MY- WHAT- WHAT THE?... >>HE'S SMART. >>OH, AND LOOK. LOOK, LOOK.

HE HAS A TATTOO. WHY WOULD A CAT HAVE A TATTOO? >>I WAS IN A CAT GANG. >>HE JUST VOCALIZED. >>SEE, HE NEEDS A STABLE HOME.

WELL, STEVE, YOU HAVE A NEW. MOMMY AND DADDY NOW. >>WHAT? WHAT? HONEY, NO. AND IF HE'S A CAT, HE'LL LAND ON ALL FOURS, RIGHT? >>OKAY.

I GUESS. JOHN! >>HISS. HISS. >>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >>HONEY, THERE IS NO WAY WE.

ARE ADOPTING THIS MAN-CAT. >>OH, I'M AFRAID IF. YOU DON'T ADOPT HIM, HE'S SCHEDULED TO. BE PUT DOWN TODAY.

>>MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

>>OKAY, I CAN'T. BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. >>YAY! >>WHAT? >>LET'S GO! >>CAN WE GO TO BURGER KING. ON THE WAY HOME? >>DUDE, WHATEVER, MAN.

[APPLAUSE]  >>SUBSCRIBE. I MEAN, MEOW. >>YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY. >>LIKE.

PURR. >>STOP. >>DON'T TAKE THAT. TONE WITH OUR BABY.

>>HE IS NOT OUR BABY. >>OH MY GOODNESS. I AM SO SORRY, STEVE. STEVE.

THERE WE GO..

Funny Talking Animals

Funny Talking Animals

Tarzan yell boing! Ouch. Hmmm. So good, so tasty oh oh  itchy itchy itchy 5 second rule, hmmm still good still good What is that? Look look! What? It's Hedwig, Harry Potter's Owl No no no, not that way, over there. Hedwig isn't real! Yes he is, And he's going to take me to Hogwarts Oh, this is the bestest stick! And i'm going to love it and hug it for ever and ever and ever.

OW! Annie are you OK? Can you tell us that you're OK? There was someone at the window and he looked like a Flamingo. Annie! Grumble   Hey, look at me , I'm a person! Grrr. Cut that out Jerry! Oh, you're no fun! Baaaaaah! MUHAHAHAHAAAA. All the Zebra ladies, all the Zebra ladies,   Put your hooves up, put your hooves up! Yawn! Yeah, that's good.

GOAL!!!!! GOGOGOGOGO! Da-dum, da-dum tipitipitipi dadpabadapa shupudubum   You've been struck by a smooth criminal! Oh! I'll never let you go. If you like it then you should have put a ring on it, If you like it then you should have put a ring on it. Woh oh-oh-oh oh Hey, Hey ladies! Wink wink. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.

Move your trunk to the left!   I am!  No my left, not your left. Uuuuh Dad! Dad! Dad! I can't find mom! Mom is missing dad. Dad I think we've LOST mom, OK? OK, we should go look for her. Don't worry dad.

You stay here and I'll go find her...    I'LL SAVE YOU MOM. Oh stick. You're so sticky!! Animals like these need more than laughs.

They need our help. Go
to www.Earthranger.Com to bring back the wild!  .

The Cat In Center Field - SONGIFY THIS

The Cat In Center Field - SONGIFY THIS

Easy there, G [chuckling] Songify Thiiiiiiis [sung in harmony, a major resolution of a suspension] [tender guitar carried by the winds of time] the cat in center field (cat in center field) desperately looking for a way out of here I feel like that sometimes the cat in center field (cat in center field) now, Stanton is gonna knock on the door here NO, don't pick that up don't do it / don't do it / don't do it / don't do it don't do it, don't do it uh oh, don't do it augh (HE DID IT) now the cat is gonna have to take a lap--there's no way out over there 'member I told you that night long, long time ago? OH--I mean, he's lookin up (WHAT?) And he sees SUNSHINE AND FLAMINGOS. OH I don't know, where's that cat gonna go? SUNSHINE AND FLAMINGOS. AND FLAMINGOS (WHAT?) The cat's mind has to be blown look at this cat, terrific stuff by the cat oooohhhhhhh babeh, babeh our love is like a cat in center field desperately lookin for a way out of here I feel like that sometimes and the cat in center field somethin inside me keeps sayin NO, NOOO, NOOO, NOOO. NO, don't pick that up don't do it / don't do it / don't do it / don't do it don't do it, don't do it uh oh, don't do it augh and every time I pick you up, I find there's no way out over there remember I told you that night--long, long time ago? (OH) when you scratched me in my eye and I saw SUNSHINE AND FLAMINGOS.

OHH I don't know--where's that cat gonna go? SUNSHINE AND FLAMINGOS. AND FLAMINGOS (WHAT) the cat's mind has to be blown [beat intensifies] SUNSHINE AND FLAMINGOS. OH I don't know--where's that cat gonna go? SUNSHINE AND FLAMINGOS. AND FLAMINGOS (WHAT?) The cat's mind has to be blown the cat in center field SCHMOYOHO.

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Talking Kitty Cat 58 - Momma Cat Loses Her Son

Talking Kitty Cat 58 - Momma Cat Loses Her Son

[Steve]: Kitty, kitty, guess what it's time for? Wet food? [Steve]: Uh, dry food Damn. [Steve]: Sylvester, don't you remember what we talked about last week? No. [Steve]: You're not getting wet food until we find Gibbyson, we talked about this! Y-You said you didn't even have a problem with it! I did? [Steve]: So what, now you're just gonna mope around on the couch and be mad at me, Sylvester? You could have avoided this whole situation by just telling me where Gibbyson is! Fuck off. [Steve]: Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh? Do you realize Random Kitty doesn't even know about this yet! So yeah, things have been alright lately, except for the fact that Gibbyson is still missing, Sylvester's acting like absolutely nothing is wrong, Random Kitty thinks that her son's taking a 2 week nap on top of the refrigerator, the only problem is that that's actually a blanket.

And I have to break the news to Random Kitty that her son is missing. [Steve]: He's not on the fridge. What? He's actually missing! What? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [Steve]: Whew! Well, I told Random Kitty but she did not take it well. Cool.

[Steve]: No, It's not cool Sylvester, she's freakin' Miserable! I don't care. [Steve]: Sylvester, are ya- you kidding me, I just had to tell a mother that her son is Missing! And she is completely panicked right now! So you're telling me you have no empathy!? No! [Steve]: Sylvester, Oh my God, you are a BAD kitty! Seriously, come on! What is wrong with you? I'ma-I'm gonna go check on Random [Steve]: Hey Random Kitty, I-I- are you- are you okay? [Steve]: Random, are you having a panic attack, Random? Kitty, calm down! [Steve]: Oh my God, Sylvester Random Kitty is freaking out! Good [Steve]: Like bad! Good. [Steve]: No, it's not good Sylvester! Would it hurt your feelings if I told her this whole thing's your fault? No! [Steve]: Alright, fine! Random Kitty! [Steve]: Kitty, just Relax- hey- I- (sigh) I need you to chill some so we can talk, [Steve]: Kitty, hey, I don't want you to end up Catatonic, listen. We're gonna find your son! Maybe I should have just not, told her, but no, no! She needs to know the truth! [Steve]: Okay, so I know we're all frustrated about Gibbyson missing at least two of us are but Random Kitty come here you're going to want to hear this, I have reason to suspect that Sylvester is actually the reason behind your son's missing so we're-- No Violence! I have a plan, kitties.

It's going to be okay. [Steve]: Aren't you at least a little curious about the plan- What is that? [Steve]: (CHUCKLES) Shelby girl! The dog? [Steve]: Yeah! She's going to sniff out Gibbyson! Good luck! [Steve]: Thanks! I hope we find him! You won't. [Steve]: Aww, whatever. Alright Shelby Girl, are you ready? Let's go find Gibbyson! Come on girl, let's go! (SQUEAKING) (CONTINUES SQUEAKING) [Steve]: Just follow your nose, Shelby girl.

I'll go where ever you-- Oh, you wanna go over here? Okay, alright come on. [Sylvester]: Dear Diary, Augtober 2.0 My stupid slave left with the stupid dog to locate an equally stupid cat. I honestly hope they all get lost in the forest and die forever, [Sylvester]: The En-- Wait! Who's going to feed me and shovel up my tuna truffles? Edit: I hope my slave comes back alone, with wet food. [Steve]: Don't know about this Shelby girl.

Are you sure, You sure Gibbyson's this way? [Steve]: This seems a little out of the way Alright, this is kinda creeping me out Shelby girl I don't know we're in the-- Nope, Nope, nah. I give up I'm turning around, come on, come on Shelby girl, let's go back home! This is, this is ridiculous, we're gonna get lost. 26 Miles Shelby girl? I swear you weren't even looking for Gibbyson I mean look, the sun's already down, jeez (SIGHS) I hope he shows up (GASPS) Gibbyso- Gibbyson! Is that you!? Kitty, Oh my god! We've been looking for you forever, where have you been kitty? Oh, I'm so glad you're safe what why don't you go inside and get comfortable? [Steve]: Okay, So yeah that look that looks pretty comfortable this, you look extremely comfortable. I just I'm just I'm so glad you're home, kitty.

[Steve]: That's crazy. Gibbyson was just right outside the whole time! I know. [Steve]: He was just- wait you knew!? Yeah. [Steve]: Sylvester, I followed the dog for 26 miles! Damn! [Steve]: Remember our wet food deal? Yeah.

[Steve]: Yeah but the deal's off WHAT!? (Steve): You're grounded kitty. NO!! [Steve]: You should've told me where he was! 'Kay! (Steve:) What do you mean 'kay? You never told me where he was! Outside [Steve]: Too late! [Steve]: Random Kitty, aren't you glad you're son's home? Yeah. [Steve]: Me, too. I missed him.

But, you know he stinks a little bit since he's been outside. So-- Oh. Nice, you're such a good mom. [Steve]: So you say you got the dog trained.

Let's see what you can do, kitty. Sit! [Steve]: Aw, you can do Better than that! Can you make her do some tricks or something? No. Come on. [Steve]: Oh, Kitty, kitty! She's getting up! DOWN!!!!! [Steve]: Holy Crap! Wow! [Steve]: She listens to you better than she does to me.

Damn! Oh! Poor Doggy! Kitty, kitty, That's Gross!.

HOW TO UNDERSTAND YOUR CAT BETTER

HOW TO UNDERSTAND YOUR CAT BETTER

Five ways to make friends with your cat. Everyone knows that cats are the most illogical and unpredictable pets. Can you work out what's going through that furry little head? However, cats have their language. And if you learn it, there's a chance you'll understand them much better.

We've put together all the possible cat behaviors to help you find a common language with your pet. Well, if it allows you to. Also, we've prepared three essential tips that will help you communicate with cats better. One - the tail is raised.

A raised upward and curled tail means your cat is happy with its life. Congrats. You are already best friends with your cat. How did you manage to do it, by the way? Do you know any secrets on how to please cats? Let us know in the comments below, so that others can learn your tricks, too.

Occasional twitches. Occasional twitches means your cat is excited or worried about something. Also, vets say when a cat nervously jerks its tail or keeps knocking its tail on the floor, it means your pet is in pain or stressed. Maybe it's time to take your cat to a vet.

The fur juts out. When the fur on the cat's tail juts out in different directions, it means your fluffy friend is very excited, or feels threatened. The aim of fluffing the tail is to create an illusion that the cat is larger than it is. That way, your cat is showing its enemy that it's really big and scary to deal with.

The tail vibrates. The cat vibrates its tail slightly when it's agitated and glad to see you. It also means that your cat is excited waiting for something, for instance, for a treat. The tail sticks straight up.

If your cat sticks its tail straight up and bends its back to form an "N", you need to pay special attention to this. It's a sign of extreme aggression, and it occurs during self-defense. If nothing dangerous happens around, try to calm your cat down by petting it. The tail is inclined at a low angle.

The straight, but inclined tail is a sign of slight aggression or fright. Also, when a cat doesn't know if there is a friend or enemy around, it keeps the tail at an angle of 45 degrees. The tail is lowered. The cat lowers its tail toward the ground when it's frightened or feels guilty.

Most often, cats tuck their tails between their paws when they're afraid of something or someone. Also, it's a sign of insecurity and submission. Have a look around the house. Your cat has probably done something naughty, and lowers its tail knowing that you're going to punish it.

The tail is wagging from side to side. If your cat wags his tail sharply from side to side, it means it is angry. It's best to leave your pet alone. However, it might also mean that you cat wants to play with you.

Why do cats wag their tails while sitting next to their owners and feeling completely satisfied? It's simple. The cat checks if there's an enemy behind its back. Two - the eyes. Dilated pupils.

Dilated pupils indicates strong feelings: playfulness, agitation, fright, or aggression. In case a house is new for your cat, it dilates its pupils as a sign that it's not used to the new place yet. Your cat needs time to examine the situation and people around. A direct look.

When a cat looks directly in your eyes, it means it trusts you. Your pet is comfortable being around you. A slow blink. A slow blink indicates that your cat is calm.

Your pet feels comfortable and safe. Sometimes, it might even purr while blinking slowly. Three - interactions with people. Rubbing against you.

If a cat rubs against you, it is marking you as its territory and property. Poking. Poking with a wet nose is an expression of attachment. It indicates your cat feels comfortable and safe being around you.

Rubbing his head or tail. When the cat rubs its head, side, or tail against you, it is just saying hello. Butting slightly. Butting you slightly with its head is a sign of friendliness.

Your pet is in love with you. Shifting from one paw to another. Cats often move from one paw to another when they are happy or want to play. Licking you.

If a cat licks you, it's a definite sign that it trusts you and considers you part of its family. Eating your hair. When your cat bites your hair, it's simply trying to clean you. It is another strong sign of love and trust.

Biting you. When a cat bites you, take it as a sign that your pet wants to be left alone. Yep. Cats also need to have some private time, as well as us humans.

On the other hand, light biting means your cat is just playing with you. Four - other gestures. If a cat raises its nose up and throws its head, it's saying, "I see you." Cats often make this gesture to people walking past the window. Have you ever noticed it? A cat might press its ears against its head if it feels scared, worried, or wants to play.

They also do this when they are sniffing something that's interested them. When a cat sticks its tongue out slightly and licks itself, it's worried or anxious. Five - cat language. Cats generally greet people or announce their presence with a short sound.

Lengthy meowing indicates that your cat is very glad to see you. This occurs if you're away from home for a long time. A medium-length meow might be a request for water or food. A long sound (a mix of purring and meowing) is a more insistent request or demand.

A low meow is a complaint or indication of dissatisfaction. Also, it might mean your cat is ready to fight. A loud sound often indicates an urgent demand (for instance, your cat needs more food). A purring or vibrating sound indicates a desire for closer contact or attention.

Cats purr for various reasons, but most often they do it when they are happy. Now, here are the three important tips to communicate with your cat better. How to make your cat trust you. Lowering your cat to the ground, make sure its paws have reached the floor.

Your cat will trust you and know that it won't tumble if you let it go. How to stroke your cat. If you sit on the floor with your legs crossed and look at your cat, it will interpret this as a friendly gesture and come up to you and let you stroke it. Also, to ask for permission to stroke your cat, stretch your hand out in its direction.

Your middle finger should be a little lower than the others. The cat will start rubbing its nose or face against your hand. How to make your cat appear. A cat may go and hide and only appear when it's alone or hears a calm voice.

Now you know how to find a common language with any cat. By the way, are you a cat person or a dog person? Hit the like button for cats and leave a short comment if you are in love with dogs. Don't forget to click subscribe to stay on the bright side of life..

How I Trained My Cats

How I Trained My Cats

Give me your paw The other one. One more time. The other one. Good boy.

Hey guys. So I get a lot of questions about
how I train my cats for my videos. Actually, the secret is I only taught them a paw trick and the rest are just something I made them get used to so I didnt really train them. But I will explain those too
if you want to try some of these with your cats.

So, heres how I taught them a paw trick. Its nothing complicated. I just did this every time I fed them. First, grab their paw
and let them get used to me doing that.

Then, once they get used to it,
they will lift up their paw at some point. Grab it and feed them immediately. If you have more than two cats, having one watch the other one do it
seems to help him understand whats going on. Poki, can I have this paw? Thank you.

Can I have the other one, too? Thank you. Poki! Give me your paw. Thank you. Can I have the other one? Yes! Give paw Thank you Can I have the other one? Yes Good boy.

Cats are really curious, and especially living inside the house they don't have much entertainment aside from
what you give them. So anything new in the house is exciting and
interesting for them and they just want to smell it and engage with it. So if you engage your kitties with your cooking
by letting them smell the ingredients then it's entertaining for them to watch what's going on. Once they memorize the ingredient, they either lose interest...

...Or go crazy for it. Since my cats like watching outside, we got them a cage so they could go outside safely. Over time they got comfortable and started
trying to explore outside their cage, so then I started taking them out for walks. They were kind of nervous first,
but they eventually got used to it.

There's a doggie. There's a doggie coming! You okay? You're not scared? Bye bye "Excuse me."
Not a problem. I guess you're not really scared of doggies, huh? Haku, what are you doing? Aghhh, come on! Who do you think is gonna clean your body?! *Sigh* What's up? Is that cat nip or something? *Cat sneezes* Of course you have to sneeze! *More cat sneezes* You okay buddy? When Kohaku got used to that,
I put him in the basket of my bike. He's pretty laid back for a cat so he didn't mind and now he enjoys being in the basket
and going for bike rides with me.

Of course all cats have different personalities and some may not ever be comfortable going outside. Our cat Poki gets really stressed out by car rides
so I don't take him with me. Some cats also startle easily and may run off
if they suddenly get scared. It's important to pay attention to how your cat is acting and not push him to do something he doesn't want to do.

Even if your cat doesn't like going for walks
or watching you cook, he probably has personality quirks
that make him unique in other ways. Nagi likes to play fetch with plastic wrappers. *Whistle*
Bring it back! Poki... Is just Poki.

Try playing with your cat in different ways and you might find something unique
that he or she enjoys! Thank you for watching! Poki, give me your paw. Okay, okay. You really want food! All right..

Cat Soap OperaMark Douglas of Barely Productions Has A Field Day

Cat Soap OperaMark Douglas of Barely Productions Has A Field Day

Look at me Nurse Kathy, I know you're high again. Ward, but you get a serious drug problem. You can get us all sued for meow-practice. Mean you get a free pass.

Blackmail! Ha! Who's gonna believe you over me? I'm a big deal here and cat hospital you're nothing but a pill-popping cat. Get out of my way Dr. Why is he so angry all the time? Well, he didn't used to be, ten years ago he was a brilliant surgeon, who loved his job. And how are we feeling today
Mr.

Whiskerstein? Ahhh! My left eye! Oh god! Nurse Mittens was there, we're you Nurse Mittens? After that, they wouldn't let him operate with only one eye and poor depth perception. I think he's sexy too. Hey sweet thing. We still on for tonight? Of course, it's our one month anniversary.

Did you get the Cat Stevens tickets? You know it. My buddy Tiger saw him last night had cat box seats, said laser pointer show
was off the hook. Pick you up after your shift? Nurse Mittens. {MEOW} I'm sorry to tell you Mr.

Peterson, but you have six months to live. Oh, but this is your second life, so you
have seven more left! Timothy, I want you to know that I love you even though
I've never seen your face and you've never seen mine. After I had the accident,
I thought I would die, but now I think it's the best thing that ever happened
to me because without the accident I. Never would have met you.

That is so true. Timothy, do you think I could touch your face? I just want to see you with my hands. You are beautiful. Oh you're very hairy.

I like that. Oh a collar. You're not a priest are you? I could use a priest in my life. Dammit Scratch Adams, we pay you to heal the patients not entertain them.

I disagree. Laughter is not the best medicine.
Medicine is the best medicine. Oh low-five. I'm not falling for that again.
I'm not falling for that.

Ok. Low-five. Ugh! Everytime! Get outta here! So you're Bobby's father. Listen to me, I know damn well he didn't
get those scratches from falling off a see-saw, they came from your claws.

You won't be saying Meow when Kitty Protective Services comes in here and throws you're furry ass into the pound! Doctor. Ty! Nurse Mittens. I'm sorry. She just started rubbing up against
my leg and one thing led to another.

I always knew you were just another tail
chaser. I never meant to hurt you. But we're in love. Right Nurse Mittens? Right? You two deserve each other! Nurse Mittens? You look just how I pictured.

How do I look? NOOOO!!! Men are dogs. Cats are dogs. Umm, there's other fish in the sea. I don't want a fish, I want him! I know.

He's gone. Bring him back! You can't cry yet, you need 2 weeks. Keep it dry... Don't don't.

Look up. So, how did the patient survived the fall? Well he's a cat. And how long has he been on life support? Mr. Whiskerstein has been cat-atonic since yesterday afternoon.

Whiskerstein. As in John Whiskerstein? Let me see that. And how are we feeling today
Mr. Whiskerstein? Oh god.

My eye! Stop clawing my left eye! Are you alright? You seemed frazzled. Yes, yes. I'm purrr-fectly fine. I have to do my rounds.

Go right ahead I'll keep an eye, on Mr. Whiskerstein for
you. Subtitles by the Amara.Org community.

Cat Playing I Spy

Cat Playing I Spy

>> PERSON: Something blue. CAT: So I can guess now? PERSON: Yup! CAT: Okay. The chair? PERSON: Nope! CAT: Ugh. The [incomprehensible noise]? PERSON: The what? CAT: The car! PERSON: Nope! It's inside.

CAT: Oh, your pants. PERSON: Nope, it's not my pants! CAT: Hmm. Oh, is it this rug? PERSON: Nope! CAT: Oh, come on! PERSON: It's not the rug. CAT: You're kidding me.

It should have been the rug. PERSON: Oh come on, now.
CAT: What? PERSON: Just play the game.
CAT: Okay. It's uh, uh, toaster. PERSON: Nope!
CAT: I know.

You wanna know why I know? Because it's this rug! PERSON: Now come on. I told you it's not the
rug. There's a treat in it for you if you get the
right answer. Okay? Do you want to play or not? CAT: OK, let's do this.

Ready! PERSON: I spy with my little eye something
blue. CAT: Rug!.

Cat Hacks, HACK JOB #6

Cat Hacks, HACK JOB #6

Oh, cat butt yay! F*ck! Son of a... What up internet? Corinne here and you're watching hack job! Today, we're testing cat hacks *coughs* Hairball If you're a cat lover, like me, you're cat pretty much runs your life Who run the world? Cats. Yeah, I figured what better place to test cat hacks than in my creepy cat lady room? My cat friggin loves it in here I am constantly cleaning cat hair off my fancy velvet couch But, I just learned that you do not need a vacuum cleaner or a lint roller to complete this task All you need is a rubber glove Apparently Just supposed to dampen it a little bit And it should be good to go It actually gets the hair off pretty good But then you have to rinse the hair off the glove, And make sure the hair doesn't go down the drain because then your drain's gonna get clogged Plus, I couldn't get all the hair on the first pass so I had to go back again and do the whole process a second time Works pretty good though I'm gonna give the thumbs up to this one I also saw this hack that says to put double sided tape on surfaces you don't want your cat getting on But this just looks... Terrible And it no longer functions as somewhere people can actually sit What the f*ck is this type of sh*t Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say this one is stupid Meow meow meow meow meow meow *beep* Next up we're gonna test out this cat tent dome situation You guys have been suggesting this on my instagram Probably because I'm constantly posting pictures of my cat Honestly, the design of this thing doesn't seem very sturdy But I really like the concept using the t-shirt Guess what? You don't have to use wire hangers for this Oh no you can just use a regular old box No wire hangers EVER!!! That's right It's pretty easy First thing I did was cut an old sheet in half And then folded it up and put that in there so it's nice and comfy For the kitty Then I simply just slipped the t-shirt over the box And pinned it in the back Like so This looks pretty good Lastly, I just tucked the sleeves in And voila F*cking little cat house Plus there was no need to cut the t-shirt Which makes me really happy You never know, the dead may get back together again, and I need my purple tie dye t-shirt back Sorry kitty This thing actually worked out really well What do you think kitty? Want to try it out? Go in the kitty house You can do it mm? That was a close one Gotta give her some space Can't let her know That I want her to do it Gotta be her idea Cats.

Am I right? Right kitty? Kitty psst psst psst... Kitty... Meow...Kitty... Kitty...

Kitty... Kitty... Kitty... Kitty...

Kitty *beep* Okay moving on This one looks interesting but my cat would not give that the time of day Her favorite cat toy And my favorite cat hack Is a ribbon tied to the end of a knitting needle My cat loves this sh*t Good work out for your arms too Getting tired yet kitty? Cat hair everywhere Springtime has sprung Which means your cat is probably shedding a lot Ooo kitty you're so furry Waaaa Every time I pet my cat I get cat hair all over me And this is especially awesome because I wear all black usually Oh yeah just rub right...Right on my back there kitty Which brings us to our last hack test Using a dryer sheet to remove cat hair From your clothes Kay lets see if this works No No, not even a little I also read that these things are not good for cats Or humans So that really makes me not like it I even tried it on the couch too just to make sure And all that did was just push the cat hair around And leave these little white things everywhere This hack is a f*cking lie Just go ahead, and use a piece of tape Wrapped around your fingers Like you always do That sh*t works a lot better By the way, brushing your cat every day definitely minimizes the amount of cat hair in your life But honestly, if you have a cat You're never gonna be rid of cat hair It's totally worth it *beep* Have you found any suspicious hacks you wanna see us try? Let us know in the comments down below! Also make sure to subscribe Like up this video And I'll see you later.

Crocodile SongPlus More Animal Songs49 Minutes Compilation from LittleBabyBum!

Crocodile SongPlus More Animal Songs49 Minutes Compilation from LittleBabyBum!

- [Child] Little Baby Bum! (Lively music)  Can you see the bubbles  Popping, one, two, three  Look out  There's his snout  Is that  Could it be  Yes it's a crocodile!  Look at his big smile  He's got lots of teeth  He swims in the water  Just like he ought to  Sometimes hides underneath  Can you see the rushes  Bending one, two, three  Look out!  There's his snout!  Is that  Could it be  Yes it's a crocodile!  Look at his big smile  And short little legs  His belly scrapes the floor  As he walks on all four paws  Stomping as he treads!  Can you see the bubbles  Popping one, two, three  Look out!  There's his snout  Is that  Could it be  Yes it's a crocodile!  Look at his big smile  He's got a tail so long  And thick scaly skin  As sharp as pins  He's very strong (lively song) - [Man] One, two, three, four.  Five little ducks went swimming one day  Over the hill and far away  Mother duck said, "Quack, quack, quack"  But only four little ducks came back One, two, three.  Four little ducks went swimming one day  Over the hill and far away  Mother duck said, "Quack, quack, quack"  But only three little ducks came back One, two.  Three little ducks went swimming one day  Over the hill and far away  Mother duck said, "Quack, quack, quack"  But only two little ducks came back One.

Two little ducks went swimming one day  Over the hill and far away  Mother duck said, "Quack, quack, quack"  But only one little duck came back  One little duck went swimming one day  Over the hill and far away  Mother duck said, "Quack, quack, quack"  But no little ducks came swimming back  Sad mother duck went out one day  Over the hill and far away  The sad mother duck
said "Quack, quack, quack"  And all of the five
little ducks came back (lively music) - [Girl] Let's play the What's
The Time, Mr. Wolf game.  What's the time Mr. Wolf - One o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf Two o'clock.  What's the time Mr. Wolf Three o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf Four o'clock.  What's the time Mr. Wolf Five o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf Six o'clock.  What's the time Mr. Wolf Seven o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf Eight o'clock.  What's the time Mr. Wolf Nine o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf 10 o'clock.  What's the time Mr. Wolf 11 o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf 12 o'clock. - Dinner time!  What's the time Mr. Wolf One o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf Two o'clock.  What's the time Mr. Wolf Three o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf Four o'clock.  What's the time Mr. Wolf Five o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf Six o'clock.  What's the time Mr. Wolf Seven ix o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf Eight o'clock.  What's the time Mr. Wolf Nine o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf 10 o'clock.  What's the time Mr. Wolf 11 o'clock.

What's the time Mr. Wolf 12 o'clock. - Dinner time! (Lively music)  One, two, three, four, five  Once I caught a fish alive  Six, seven, eight, nine, ten  Then I let it go again  Why did you let it go  Because it bit my finger so  Which finger did it bite  This little finger on my right (lively music)  One, two, three, four, five  Once I caught a fish alive  Six, seven, eight, nine, ten  Then I let it go again  Why did you let it go  Because it bit my finger so  Which finger did it bite  This little finger on my right (lively music)  Mary had a little lamb  Little lamb, little lamb  Mary had a little lamb  Its fleece was white as snow  And everywhere that Mary went  Mary went, Mary went  And everywhere that Mary went  The lamb was sure to go  Mary had a little lamb  Little lamb, little lamb  Mary had a little lamb  Its fleece was white as snow  And everywhere that Mary went  Mary went, Mary went  And everywhere that Mary went  The lamb was sure to go (lively music)  Five little ducks rode on a bus one day  Quack quack quack they sang all the way  The bus stopped at the lovely pond  So they all jumped out one by one  One duck  Two ducks  Three ducks  Four ducks  Five little ducks quack  Five little ducks rode on a bus one day  Quack quack quack they sang all the way  The bus stopped at the lovely farm  So they all jumped here they come  One duck  Two ducks  Three ducks  Four ducks  Five little ducks quack  Five little ducks rode on a bus one day  Quack quack quack they sang all the way  The bus stopped at the lovely pond  So they all jumped out one by one  One duck  Two ducks  Three ducks  Four ducks  Five little ducks quack (lively music)  Baa Baa Black Sheep  Have you any jam  Yes ma'am, yes ma'am  300 grams  Very sweet  Very yum  Swallow it down  Into your tum  Baa Baa Black Sheep  Have you any jam  Yes ma'am, yes ma'am  300 grams  Very sweet  Very yum  Swallow it down  Into your tum (lively music)  The pig eats an apple an apple an apple  The pigs eat an apple oink oink oink  The cow eats some grass
some grass some grass  The cow eats eat some grass moo moo moo  The dog eats a bone a bone a bone  The dogs eat a bone woof woof woof  The birds eat some bread
some bread some bread  The birds eat some
bread tweet tweet tweet  The cat eats a fish a fish a fish  The cat eats a fish meow meow meow (lively music)  Hickory Dickory Dock  The sheep hid from its flock  The flock called once  The sheep did run  Hickory Dickory Dock  Hickory Dickory Dock  The sheep hid from its flock  The flocked called
twice and that was nice  Hickory Dickory Dock  Hickory Dickory Dock  The sheep hid from its flock  The flock called
thrice and that was wise  Hickory Dickory Dock (lively music)  Old MacDonald Had A Farm  E-I-E-I-O.  And on that farm he had a goose  E-I-E-I-O.

With a honk honk honk here  A honk honk there  Here a honk there a honk
everywhere a honk honk  Old MacDonald had a farm  E-I-E-I-O.  Old MacDonald had a farm  E-I-E-I-O.  And on that farm he had a cat  E-I-E-I-O.  With a meow meow meow here  A meow meow there  Here a meow there a meow
everywhere a meow meow  A honk honk here  A honk honk there  Here a honk there a honk
everywhere a honk honk  Old MacDonald had a farm  E-I-E-I-O.

Old MacDonald had a farm  E-I-E-I-O.  And on that farm he had a rooster  E-I-E-I-O.  With a cock-a-doodle here  A cock-a-doodle there  Cock-a-Doodle cock-a-doodle
cock-a-doodle everywhere  A meow meow meow here  A meow meow there  Here a meow there a meow
everywhere a meow meow  A honk honk here  A honk honk there  Here a honk there a honk
everywhere a honk honk  Old MacDonald had a farm  E-I-E-I-O. (Lively music)  Five little penguins playing on the snow  One slipped in to a hole oh no  Mother called the doctor
and the doctor said so  No more playing on the snow  Four little penguins playing on the snow  One slipped in to a hole oh no  Mother called the doctor
and the doctor said so  No more playing on the snow  Three little penguins
playing on the snow  One slipped in to a hole oh no  Mother called the doctor
and the doctor said so  No more playing on the snow  Two little penguins playing on the snow  One slipped in to a hole oh no  Mother called the doctor
and the doctor said so  No more playing on the snow  One little penguin playing on the snow  She slipped in to a hole oh no  Mother called the doctor
and the doctor said so  No more playing on the snow (lively music)  Baa Baa Black Sheep  Have you any wool  Yes sir, yes sir  Three bags full  One for the master  One for the dame  And one for the little
boy who lives down the lane  Baa Baa Black Sheep  Have you any wool  Yes sir, yes sir  Three bags full  One for the master  One for the dame  And one for the little
boy who lives down the lane (crickets chirping) (lively music)  The fox went out on a chilly night  He thanked the moon for giving him light  For he'd many a mile to go that night  Before he reached the
town oh town oh town oh  He had many a mile to go that night  Before he reached the town oh  He rode till he came to a great big pen  Where the ducks and the
geese were put therein  Will a couple of you be my friends  Before I leave this
town oh town oh town oh  Yes they said we will be your friends  Before you leave this town oh  Then John he went up
to the top of the hill  Blowed his horn both loud and shrill  The fox he said it has been but a thrill  And now I must take the
trail oh trail oh trail oh  I will be back soon I will I will  Now it's time to hit the trail oh (lively music)  One  Two  Three  Four  Five  Five little speckled frogs  Sat on a speckled log  Eating some most delicious bugs  Yum Yum  One jumped into the pool  Where it was nice and cool  Now there are four green speckled frogs  Glub Glub  One  Two  Three  Four  Four little speckled frogs  Sat on a speckled log  Eating some most delicious bugs  Yum Yum  One jumped into the pool  Where it was nice and cool  Now there are three green speckled frogs  Glub Glub  One  Two  Three  Three little speckled frogs  Sat on a speckled log  Eating some most delicious bugs  Yum Yum  One jumped into the pool  Where it was nice and cool  Now there are two green speckled frogs  Glub Glub  One  Two  Two little speckled frogs  Sat on a speckled log  Eating some most delicious bugs  Yum Yum  One jumped into the pool  Where it was nice and cool  Now there is one green speckled frog  Glub Glub  One  One little speckled frog  Sat on a speckled log  Eating some most delicious bugs  Yum Yum  He jumped into the pool  Where it was nice and cool  Now there are no green speckled frogs  Glub Glub (lively music)  One and two fish  Three and four fish  Five and six fish  Seven and eight fish  Nine fish  Ten fish yeah  Big and little fish  Gills and scales  Colorful fun fish  Fins and tails  One and two fish  Three and four fish  Five and six fish  Seven and eight fish  Nine fish  Ten fish yeah (lively music)  I went to the animal fair  The birds and the beasts were there  The old baboon by the light of the moon  Was combing his auburn hair  The monkey he kerplunked  And fell on the elephant's trunk  The elephant sneezed
and went down on his knees  Oh what a time for the monkey  Monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monk  I went to the animal fair  The birds and the beasts were there  The old baboon by the light of the moon  Was combing his auburn hair  The monkey he kerplunked  And fell on the elephant's trunk  The elephant sneezed
and went down on his knees  Oh what a time for the monkey  Monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monk (lively music)  Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall  One named Peter  One named Paul  Fly away Peter  Fly away Paul  Come back Peter  Come back Paul  Into the gardens the little birds go  Looking for worms that hide down low  Peter can't catch one  Neither can Paul  Back home Peter  Back home Paul  Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall  One named Peter, one named Paul  Fly away Peter, fly away Paul  Come back Peter, come back Paul (lively music) - [Child] Dinosaurs lived a long time ago.

Some dinosaurs had sharp claws  Some had scaly skin  Some dinosaurs stomped the ground  And some of them flew around  So many different dinosaurs  So many things to learn  I'd like to be a dinosaur  And roam upon the earth  Some dinosaurs had long necks  Some had spiky tails  Some dinosaurs had sharp teeth  And some ate leafy greens  So many different dinosaurs  So many things to learn  I'd like to be a dinosaur  And roam upon the earth (lively music)  Ding, dong, bell  Kitty's in the well  Who put her in  Little Johnny Flynn  Who pulled her out  Little Tommy Stout  What a naughty boy was that  To try to drown poor kitty cat  Who ne'er did him any harm  But ate all of the
mice in the farmer's barn  Ding, dong, bell  Kitty's in the well  Who put her in  Little Johnny Flynn  Who pulled her out  Little Tommy Stout  What a naughty boy was that  To try to drown poor kitty cat  Who ne'er did him any harm  But ate all of the
mice in the farmer's barn  Ding, dong, bell  Kitty's in the well  Who put her in  Little Johnny Flynn  Who pulled her out  Little Tommy Stout  What a naughty boy was that  To try to drown poor kitty cat  Who ne'er did him any harm  But ate all of the
mice in the farmer's barn (lively music)  One little ladybug he fly fly flies  Two little ladybugs they roll roll roll  Three little ladybugs
they jump jump jump  Four little ladybugs go slow slow slow  Five little ladybugs shhh  Zzzz  One little ladybug he fly fly flies  Two little ladybugs they roll roll roll  Three little ladybugs
they jump jump jump  Four little ladybugs go slow slow slow  Five little ladybugs shhh  Zzzz  One little ladybug he fly fly flies  Two little ladybugs they roll roll roll  Three little ladybugs
they jump jump jump  Four little ladybugs go slow slow slow  Five little ladybugs shhh  Zzzz (lively music)  Three blind mice  Three blind mice  See how they run  See how they run  They all run away from the farmer's wife  Then into a spaceship to take a ride  Did you ever see such
a sight in your life  As three blind mice  Three blind mice  Three blind mice  Crash on the moon  Crash on the moon  The moon was covered in cheese so high  And nobody knew the reason why  Did you ever see such
a sight in your life  As three blind mice  Three blind mice  Three blind mice  With full tummies  With full tummies  They all of them ate
too much cheese that night  With little moon left after every bite  Did you ever see such
a sight in your life  As three blind mice  Three blind mice  Three blind mice  Return to the Earth  Return to the Earth  Their mummy asked them
where is the moonlight  The moon has shrunk
to a crescent tonight  Did you ever hear such
a thing in your life  As three blind mice (lively music)  Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack  Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack  One little duck says quack  Two little ducks say quack, quack  Three little ducks
say quack, quack, quack  Four little ducks say
quack, quack, quack, quack  And five little ducks say  Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack  One little duck says quack  Two little ducks say quack, quack  Three little ducks
say quack, quack, quack  Four little ducks say
quack, quack, quack, quack  And five little ducks say  Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack  Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack  Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack (lively music)  Down by the bay  Where the watermelons grow  Back to my home  I dare not go  For if I do  My mother will say  Did you ever see an ant  Climbing a plant down by the bay  Down by the bay  Where the watermelons grow  Back to my home  I dare not go  For if I do  My mother will say  Did you ever see a
duck in a pick up truck  Down by the bay  Down by the bay  Where the watermelons grow  Back to my home  I dare not go  For if I do  My mother will say  Did you ever see a fly  Wearing a tie  Down by the bay  Down by the bay  Where the watermelons grow  Back to my home  I dare not go  For if I do  My mother will say  Did you ever see a cat  Wearing a hat  Down by the bay (lively music)  Five little kittens jumping on the bed  One fell off and bumped her head  Mother called the doctor  And the doctor said  No more jumping on the bed  Four little kittens jumping on the bed  One fell off and bumped her head  Mother called the doctor  And the doctor said  No more jumping on the bed  Three little kittens jumping on the bed  One fell off and bumped her head  Mother called the doctor  And the doctor said  No more jumping on the bed  Two little kittens jumping on the bed  One fell off and bumped her head  Mother called the doctor  And the doctor said  No more jumping on the bed  One little kitten jumping on the bed  She fell off and bumped her head  Mother called the doctor  And the doctor said  No more jumping on the bed (lively music)  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe  A friendly tiger says hello  Hello, hello, hello  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe  An elephant he says hello  Hello, hello, hello  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe  A lovely panda says hello  Hello, hello, hello  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe  Eeny, meeny, miny, moe  A swinging monkey says hello  Hello, hello, hello (lively music)  One two three four  Five little birds went flying one day  Over the hills and far away  When Mother bird said,
Tweet, tweet, tweet  Only four birds came to the tree  One two three  Four little birds went flying one day  Over the hills and far away  When Mother bird said,
Tweet, tweet, tweet  Only three birds came to the tree  One two  Three little birds went flying one day  Over the hills and far away  When Mother bird said,
Tweet, tweet, tweet  Only two birds came to the tree  One  Two little birds went flying one day  Over the hills and far away  When Mother bird said,
Tweet, tweet, tweet  Only one bird came to the tree  One little bird went flying one day  Over the hills and far away  When Mother bird said,
Tweet, tweet, tweet  No little birds came to the tree  Sad mother bird went flying one day  Over the hills and far away  When papa bird said, Tweet  All the birds came flying to the tree (lively music)  The oak tree grows slowly  The snail slithers slowly down the leaf  The turtle below is traveling quite slow  And the sloth likes to take things easy  Sometimes slow is the way to go  Some things are better done slowly  The oak tree grows slowly  The snail slithers slowly down the leaf  The turtle below is traveling quite slow  And the sloth likes to take things easy  Sometimes slow is the way to go  Some things are better done slowly (lively music)  A wise old owl lived in an oak  The more he saw the less he spoke  The less he spoke the more he heard  Why can't we all be
like that wise old bird  Why can't we all be
like that wise old bird  Why can't we all be
like that wise old bird  A wise old owl lived in an oak  The more he saw the less he spoke  The less he spoke the more he heard  Why can't we all be
like that wise old bird  Why can't we all be
like that wise old bird  Why can't we all be
like that wise old bird  Why can't we all be
like that wise old bird  Why can't we all be
like that wise old bird - [Presenter] For more great
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AKITA THE JAPANESE BEAR DOG

AKITA THE JAPANESE BEAR DOG

- [Announcer] Dogumentary
TV, producing the best breed documentaries on YouTube. (Dog barks) - [Linda Logan] The Akita is a very loyal, strong, smart breed, very cat-like. Their habits, their play features, they play like a cat does. I am Linda Logan and I have had Akitas for almost 20 years now, I breed, I show.

My now ex-husband wanted an
Akita when we got the house. And so I went out and did
some research on breeders and found a local breeder
that had some decent lines. And so I went and picked out a puppy and brought him home, a
surprise for my husband, September will be 20 years ago. (Laughs) I've had Akitas ever since.

Akitas were originally bred in Japan, they were used for hunting bears. They were bred up in
the mountainous regions of Japan, in Akita and Odate, and they are now considered
royalty over there. Japanese Akitas and
American Akitas are two different breeds, everywhere
but the U.S. And Canada.

In the U.S. And Canada
they are still one breed, although the United
Kennel Club, through here in the States, has decided that they are two different breeds. So showing for the UKC here in the States you can get a second,
two different breeds. Otherwise here for the AKC
they are all one breed.

The original Akitas were pretty big, they were more of the size
of the American Akitas. Japanese Akitas only come in three colors, they're smaller, a little finer boned. The American Akita is bigger,
they have more substance, a heavier bone set and
a bigger head piece. They all should have
that nice forward ear set with a nice triangular shaped head.

The American Akita comes
in pretty much any color, or any color is allowed through the AKC, where the Japanese Akitas come in white, a white faced red, or
brindle, those are the only three colors allowed
for the Japanese Akitas. A standard male American Akita is 25 to 28 inches at their withers. A female is approximately 23
to 25 inches at her withers. And varying, depending on
the dogs and the lines, can range from 70 for a small female to 120, 125 for a large male.

Temperaments can be stubborn. Some have very friendly,
outgoing towards people and kids and others are not,
others don't like strangers. It depends, we have what
we call an old school, where they don't like strangers at all, they're there great for their people, their family, but anybody else, forget it. And then we have the new,
what we call Golden Akita.

(Laughs) That are more friendly and more outgoing. And a lot of it is temperament and the lines for the breedings and socializing and training. This breed needs to be socialized a lot. Normally a life expectancy for an Akita is probably 10 to 15 years old, but oldest on record is 18 years old.

They can be very animal aggressive. They definitely don't get
along with two of the same sex, some people can and some people can't. I have females that run together and live together without any issues, but I've trained and I work hard and I know what I'm doing. The Akita is not just a breed for anybody and especially not for somebody who's a first time dog owner.

You need to have a very strong demeanor and know what you're doing around dogs. The biggest health issues
we have right now is bloat. The bigger, deeper chested
dogs all have an issue and can bloat very easily,
stress, sometimes diet, they're not sure what,
there's no test to do it, we don't have any ideas as to why. We have a few eye issues,
we have PRA, entropion, UVD which is similar to
the humans' form of VKH.

And then there's thyroid problems and a few autoimmune problems, pemphigus and sebaceous adenitis,
which is a skin disease. A home for an Akita should have a mandatory six foot tall fence, should have somebody that
has had dog experience, knows the history of the breed. They can be good with kids,
if they're raised with kids and kids are taught to respect the dog. Because if kids aren't
good around the dogs, the dogs will not tolerate it.

But this breed is
definitely, and they can be very standoffish and very
stubborn with training. So you have to know what you're doing. Akitas don't usually shed, they blow coat. And when I say blow coat,
they come out by the handfuls, they look like a buffalo
at the end of winter losing all their coat,
they come out in handfuls.

Bunny is spayed, she's eight and a half years old, a retired show dog. She's my guardian, she's my protector. She is my window watcher I call her. Bunny is blowing coat
right now, she comes apart.

And when I brush them out in the backyard, it, by the time I'm done just doing part of the dog, it looks like it snowed, because they just lose
that whole thick undercoat. And then when they're done
blowing that undercoat then the guard hairs will come out as the newer undercoat comes
in and then they'll get the new guard hairs back in on top of it and then they get a nice thick full coat. OK, I have three different
tools that I use for grooming. I use a slicker brush which is the thin, like you would use on a cat
or a smaller short haired dog.

I have a pin brush which is like a regular brush that we could use. And then I use what I call a rake, it looks like a little miniature rake with little long prongs on it. OK, Rags is a three and
a half year old male. He is 27 1/2 inches at the withers.

And right now he's
approximately 93 pounds. He's completely out of
coat and he's lost weight because I've had girls in season, so he's been on a hunger strike. He usually weighs between 96 to 100 pounds in full coat and he is in
the process of being shown. He has everything but his majors
to finish his championship.

Rags is also my service dog. He helps with my mobility
issues and he alerts to my high and low blood
sugars for my diabetes. Vixen, which is Rags'
grandma, she is 10 years old, she's a retired service dog,
she's a retired show dog. She has six different titles.

She's a show champion, she has all three of her Canine Good Citizen,
her CGC, her CGCA, CGCU, she's got a versatility achievement title and a service dog title. She has been my all around
from day one when she came in, has been one of the best
dogs I've ever owned. She's got the best
temperament, she loves people. We've done a lot of public
education work with her, we've done Meet the
Breed booth at Eukanuba when it was out here in California, we've done the Pet Expo up in
Orange County for many years.

She loves people and
when she was out working with me as a service team she, some days she would forget she was working. The puppy, who is Honey,
she's not from my breedings, but her mom is a half
sister to Vixen and Bunny. So my dogs are all kind of related. (Laughs) But I like the temperament
that Beau produced and I liked the structure that he had and the soundness with the breedings.

And of course everybody's
had health checks done, hips, eyes, thyroid, elbows, patellas, all before being bred
everybody gets everything done. Akitas, if trained properly, can do pretty much anything you want them to do. Some people use them for protection, which I personally wouldn't do, especially if I wanted it as a family dog and around my kids. A lot of people do shows, we do obedience, we do rally, we do lure
coursing, nose work is a big do.

I have mine as service dogs
and they make great pets. They're big cuddle bugs with the right, if you find the one with
the right temperament and not a lot of health
issues from a good breeder, then you will have a nice life long pet. You can find a lot more information on Akita Club of America
website, at akitaclub.Org..

Alligator vs Crocodile!

Alligator vs Crocodile!

- I'm Coyote Peterson,
this is Mario Aldecoa, one of these two
reptiles is an alligator  and the other is a crocodile.   Do you know which is which? Stay tuned 'cause we're
about to show you. (Dramatic tribal music) Welcome back, everyone.  OK, so what I have in
my hands right here, this is the American alligator.

- And what I have in my hands    is the American crocodile.  - And right now we're
in south Florida.    And what's really awesome
  about this location is that this is the
only place in the world    where these two reptile's
  territories overlap.    However, catching
  these two animals  was far easier said than done.

Let's take a look at
last night's catches.  There's something right here.
- [Voiceover] Where is it? Hold on, I don't see it.
- [Coyote] Right there,  right in front of you.
- [Voiceover] I don't see it. - [Voiceover] Stay
right there, let me see   if I can get closer.    I got a shot on him, so if
  you wanna go, go for it.

 - [Mario] OK, I got
 it, one, two, three.   I got it, I got it.  - [Coyote] Nice, whew! Great grab.
- [Mario] Whew!  - [Coyote] All right!
- [Mario] Yes.  - [Coyote] Wow, well,
that right there    is the first piece
  of the puzzle, the American crocodile.

Now we just need to find
an American alligator.  Got an alligator right there.    - [Mario] Oh yeah.    - [Coyote] All right, full
  weight going into this.

 This is one of those things,    you don't think about it, you just do it.   Ready?
 - [Voiceover] Yeah.   - [Coyote] One, two.    - [Mario] Got him?   - [Coyote] Got him, got him.

(Mario cheers)  Just barely got him
right behind his neck. Watch your fingers, here we go, bringing him up.   Wow.   There it is.

  All right, now we gotta
  get the American crocodile   up close with this
 American alligator. Oh man, this is awesome.   Look at those teeth.   Man, those were some
 pretty epic catches    last night, weren't they?   - Yeah, I mean how
 cool was it to catch   an alligator and a
 crocodile in the same night?   - Certainly a first for me.

Now, this is great
because it's giving us    the opportunity to
  answer a question   that a lot of people
 write in and ask me,   I'm sure they also ask you,  what's the difference between
an alligator and a crocodile?   Most people look at a
 reptile like this and think  it's one and the
same, but not really.   Once you get them up
 next to each other, you can really see that they're
pretty different looking.   Now, obviously these
 are both reptiles,   both crocodilians, and both
 have been on the planet for,  what, over 200 million years?  - [Mario] Oh yeah, absolutely.  Their lineage is prehistoric.

- [Coyote] So we're pretty
much looking at dinosaurs here?    - [Mario] Oh yeah.   - All right, so first let's
 look at the differences in snout structure
'cause this is probably  a really easy way to
identify these animals  in the wild, correct?  - [Mario] Yeah, that's
how I identify them. It's very easy.  Crocodiles have a
pointed, narrow snout.

 Alligators have a
 broad, round snout. - [Coyote] Yeah, look
how broad that snout is.  And that has to do
with the type of food   that they're eating.   - [Mario] Absolutely, yeah.

 Crocodiles are more
 coastal habitats, so they're gonna be eating fish.  And they want skinnier
jaws to potentially thrash around and grab the fish.   - Right, and I can see that    with the tooth structure,  those look like little shears. Now look at the
alligator, and of course  we know the alligators
are opportunistic, raccoons, deer, pretty
much anything that comes    across these jaws.

And they have big
broad jaws for crushing their food, pretty much.  They crush and
swallow things whole.    Now, one other similarity
  that all crocodilians have    is a nictitating membrane. And that's really cool.

This is kinda like a
built in set of goggles   for when you're
 underwater, hunting.    Now, let's talk about the
  color of these reptiles   because that is
 also very distinct.  You notice that the alligator    is very dark in
  coloration, almost black.  And I would imagine that this
helps them stay camouflaged  in dark, murky water,   as well as probably being
 able to help it absorb sun.

 As we know, reptiles
 are ectotherms,   meaning that they need the
 sun to heat up their bodies   so that they can go
 out and be active.   The crocodile, however, is
 much lighter in coloration.   Why is that?   - [Mario] Because
 of its environment.   So these guys live
 in coastal habitats, and they're gonna blend
in right with the sand.

  - Yeah, you'll notice
  that just this coloration    in the skutes and
  the scale pattern   does almost look like sand. I mean, an alligator like this,    if it was in a
  dark, murky swamp,   you could look
 straight down at it and not even see
that it's there.    Obviously it helps
  it catch its prey   once it comes up to
 the shore and boom, they lunge out of the
water to grab something.    - [Mario] Another
  difference, take a look at all the scales on the
croc and the alligator,   especially around the tail.

  So, these are what
  we call skutes.   And if you see, the
 crocodile has really    pronounced skutes,
  they're longer. The alligator has shorter ones.  And those skutes help
them propel better    through the water.

- Yeah, you can see that
the alligator's tail  is much more knobby in design,   whereas a crocodiles tail...  How about that for an
explosion of power?  Yeah, you really need
to keep your hands    locked on the neck of the
  alligator and its jaws so that he doesn't get
my fingers in his mouth,    but you can maybe
  see right there just how their tail can
quickly whip around. And that is all muscle. - This kinda leads to a
really common question I get as well, and that
is in their temperament.

Crocodiles tend to have
a very bad reputation.    They are considered more
  dangerous than alligators, but that's not true
here in Florida at all.   American crocs are actually
 really shy animals.   Alligators are a little bit
 more bold here in Florida   because they're more common,   and sometimes they're found
 in more residential areas.

 - Right, so they're
 kind of accustomed to being around humans,  but even still in both
of these instances,  these animals are
not out there looking to actually eat humans.    Often times, I know when
  it's an alligator attack, it's mistaken identity.  Somebody that's
swimming in the water, dark water specifically, you're thrashing around,  you're gonna seem
like a wounded animal    or a fish. And as an opportunistic feeder,  then the alligator is
gonna go after you.

  - Correct.  - Now, aside from the
physical differences between these two crocodilians,  there is something
that you need to know  that you can't physically see.  The American crocodile is
actually considered endangered  here in south Florida,   while the American
 alligator is just protected.    Far more likely to come
  across one of these beasts    than you are a crocodile.

If you're out there in the wild   and you see a slender snout, consider yourself lucky  because it's probably
a once in a lifetime.  I'm Coyote Peterson, be brave, stay wild, we'll see you
on the next adventure.  You ready to let these
two crocodilians go?  - Let's do it.    - [Coyote] See you
  later, alligator.

- [Mario] In a while crocodile.   - [Coyote] If you thought
 that was a cool comparison,   check out the
 differences between  the alligator snapping turtle and the common snapping turtle.   And don't forget, subscribe
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