Adopting a New Cat

[APPLAUSE] >>JOHN, CAN WE TAKE HOME. ALL OF THESE KITTIES? THIS ANIMAL SHELTER. BREAKS MY HEART. >>[LAUGHS] I KNOW, BABE, BUT WE ONLY HAVE ROOM FOR ONE, SO...

>>YOU'RE RIGHT. >>YEAH. SO YOU SEE ONE THAT YOU LIKE? >>YEAH, I THINK I SEE HIM. >>OH, IS IT THAT.

ORANGE STRIPED ONE? >>NO, IT'S THIS. BLACK FLUFFY ONE! >>MEOW. >>THAT'S A HUMAN. >>I KNOW.

HE'S GOT SUCH A HUMAN. SPIRIT ABOUT HIM. >>NO, NO. BY HUMAN, I MEAN I'M PRETTY SURE.

THAT'S THE HOMELESS DUDE WE SAW. DIGGING IN THE DUMPSTER OUTSIDE. >>NO WAY. HE'S WAY TOO CAT-LIKE.

TO BE A HUMAN. COME HERE, YOU LITTLE MUSTACHE LION. >>WHAT? HONEY, IF THIS IS A CAT, WHY ISN'T HE IN A CAGE. LIKE THE OTHER CATS? >>I DON'T KNOW.

SIR? IS THIS ONE OF YOUR CATS? >>ALSO, IS THIS A CAT? >>HEY, I THOUGHT I TOLD. YOU TO STAY IN YOUR CAGE, LITTLE GUY. HE'S ONE OF OURS. >>OH, YOU DON'T NEED.

TO PUT HIM IN HIS CAGE. WE WANT TO ADOPT HIM. >>WAIT, WHAT? >>GREAT. I'LL GO GET THE PAPERWORK.

>>YAY! >>HONEY, LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS. IF WE'RE GOING TO ADOPT A CAT, LET'S MAKE SURE IT'S A CAT. >>IF HE'S NOT A CAT, THEN WHY IS HE. WEARING A COLLAR? >>YOU MEAN THIS.

TACO TIME TO-GO BAG? >>PLUS LOOK AT ITS BELLY! IT'S SO SOFT. FEEL IT. >>NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. HONEY, DON'T.

I JUST- OKAY. >>FEEL IT, FEEL IT. >>OKAY, WOW. THAT IS SOFT.

GROSS. >>AND LOOK, HIS DRIVER'S. LICENSE SAYS HIS NAME IS STEVE. >>OKAY-  >>THAT IS SO CUTE.

>>OKAY, OKAY. WHY WOULD A CAT HAVE. A DRIVER'S LICENSE? >>HE'S DRINKING MILK. CATS DRINK MILK.

>>YOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER MY- WHAT- WHAT THE?... >>HE'S SMART. >>OH, AND LOOK. LOOK, LOOK.

HE HAS A TATTOO. WHY WOULD A CAT HAVE A TATTOO? >>I WAS IN A CAT GANG. >>HE JUST VOCALIZED. >>SEE, HE NEEDS A STABLE HOME.

WELL, STEVE, YOU HAVE A NEW. MOMMY AND DADDY NOW. >>WHAT? WHAT? HONEY, NO. AND IF HE'S A CAT, HE'LL LAND ON ALL FOURS, RIGHT? >>OKAY.

I GUESS. JOHN! >>HISS. HISS. >>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >>HONEY, THERE IS NO WAY WE.

ARE ADOPTING THIS MAN-CAT. >>OH, I'M AFRAID IF. YOU DON'T ADOPT HIM, HE'S SCHEDULED TO. BE PUT DOWN TODAY.

>>MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

>>OKAY, I CAN'T. BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. >>YAY! >>WHAT? >>LET'S GO! >>CAN WE GO TO BURGER KING. ON THE WAY HOME? >>DUDE, WHATEVER, MAN.

[APPLAUSE]  >>SUBSCRIBE. I MEAN, MEOW. >>YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY. >>LIKE.

PURR. >>STOP. >>DON'T TAKE THAT. TONE WITH OUR BABY.

>>HE IS NOT OUR BABY. >>OH MY GOODNESS. I AM SO SORRY, STEVE. STEVE.

THERE WE GO..

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