So wait, do you guys pump your own gas? Naturally, right?
>> Yes, when my husband's in the car, he is so sweet, he always pumps the gas. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> If it's a guy in the car. >> [APPLAUSE] >> But I think women doing stuff that men stereotypically are supposed to do, is so hot.
>> I have pumped gas with some heels on.
>> Yes.
>> Like I pumped gas before I went to a meeting. I don't know, I feel really sexy when I do it. >> Yes.
>> I feel empowered.
>> Really? >> Yes. >> [APPLAUSE] >> You like- >> Yes, because it's the way you grab the nozzle and then you bend down
a little bit and then you put it in there.
>> Yes, in some great heels, it's very Daisy Duke.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> I don't know. I love that, I love that.
>> Your husband need to come home, you are-
>> Girl. >> [LAUGH] >> He comes home tonight.
>> [LAUGH] >> I love it, go pump some gas. >> We're gonna pump some gas..Putri LaksmiDecember 12, 2017AdminBandung Indonesia
So wait, do you guys pump your own gas? Naturally, right?
>> Yes, when my husband's in the car, he is so sweet, he always pumps the gas. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> If it's a guy in the car. >> [APPLAUSE] >> But I think women doing stuff that men stereotypically are supposed to do, is so hot.
>> I have pumped gas with some heels on.
>> Yes.
>> Like I pumped gas before I went to a meeting. I don't know, I feel really sexy when I do it. >> Yes.
>> I feel empowered.
>> Really? >> Yes. >> [APPLAUSE] >> You like- >> Yes, because it's the way you grab the nozzle and then you bend down
a little bit and then you put it in there.
>> Yes, in some great heels, it's very Daisy Duke.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> I don't know. I love that, I love that.
>> Your husband need to come home, you are-
>> Girl. >> [LAUGH] >> He comes home tonight.
>> [LAUGH] >> I love it, go pump some gas. >> We're gonna pump some gas..
There are 24 hours in a day, and on October
27th, 2017, that's not going to be enough. For pop culture junkies, the last Friday in
October is shaping up to be one of the busiest and most exciting release days in recent memory. You've got new video game releases. You have a brand new season of one of the
most binge-worthy shows on television.
You have an entire slate of geek-friendly
feature films making their long-awaited debuts. The hard part is choosing which one to go
after first. After all, you only have so much time and
on days like this, every second is precious. Here's why.
Stranger Things Season 2 The first season of Stranger Things practically
perfected the art of the cliffhanger, and the finale ended on a doozy: Will Byers, fresh
off his adventures in the Upside Down, excuses himself to go wash his hands and promptly
vomits a slug into the bathroom sink. On October 27th, we'll find out what that
means. Netflix will release all nine episodes of
Stranger Things' sophomore effort at once, giving fans plenty to chew on as they unravel
the show's lingering mysteries while getting tangled up in all new ones. Expect some answers, and even more questions,
alongside all of the '80s nostalgia you can handle, when Stranger Things returns.
Just don't expect to see poor Barb this time
around. Assassin's Creed Origins Over the past nine games plus a handful of
spin-offs, Assassin's Creed has tracked the Assassin vs Templar conflict through the centuries. In the 2017 installment, we're going all the
way back to the beginning. On October 27th, Assassin's Creed Origins
will drop players into a vibrant, open-world recreation of ancient Egypt.
Sure, you'll still be scaling buildings and
in this case, some pyramids and sneaking up on foes. But despite the ancient setting, Origins is
shaping up to be the most modern Assassin's Creed yet. Instead of climbing towers, you can dispatch
an eagle to scout out the land around you. Camels join horses and boats as methods of
transportation.
Combat is getting a Dark Souls-inspired overhaul,
while a Destiny-like loot system will make exploring Assassin's Creed Origins' massive
open world much more satisfying. Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus Bethesda will once again allow gamers to partake
in some fascist-smashing action this fall with the release of Wolfenstein 2: The New
Colossus. Like the 2016 DOOM reboot, 2014's Wolfenstein:
The New Order took the best elements from older Wolfenstein games and gussied them up
for a discerning modern audience. The New Colossus looks like it's going to
be more of the same just, y'know, better.
Hero B.J. Blazkowicz returns on October 27th,
ready to take the fight to America's Nazi occupiers yet again. Like its predecessor, The New Colossus will
feature old-school gameplay no auto-regenerating health here and alternate spins on iconic
American locations, including Roswell, New Mexico and a bombed-out New York City. Professor Marston & the Wonder Women The backstory for comics icon Wonder Woman
doesn't hold a candle to that of her creator, Dr.
William Marston. Not only did Marston, a trained psychiatrist,
help invent the polygraph, but he believed that women were naturally better than men,
and that true happiness could only be found by giving in to "loving submission," literally
the guy was big into BDSM. Marston was also one-third of a polyamorous
relationship between himself, his wife Elizabeth, and their partner, Olive. All in all, there's tons of drama to mine
from Marson's life, even before the rope-wielding, lie-detecting Wonder Woman gets involved.
If Professor Marston & the Wonder Women delivers
on its potential on October 27th, it should be an even better origin story than the Amazon's
big-budget counterpart from earlier in the year. Jigsaw Saw's signature villain met his demise at
the end of Saw III, and the rest of the series is carried on by his proteges, who consider
themselves responsible for continuing Jigsaw's good works. But is that changing? In the upcoming Jigsaw, bodies start piling
up. And according to the evidence, Jigsaw himself
is responsible.
There's just one problem: he's been dead for
10 years. Even without Jigsaw's brand-name appeal, that's
a compelling set-up for a mystery, and should be enough to get gore-hounds of all types
into theaters when Jigsaw premieres on October 27th. The series' brutal traps will return, but
with a new and updated tone that the director says is "not quite as vicious and more fun,"
as well as a few plot twists primed to blow audiences away. Super Mario Odyssey In March, it was hard to imagine that the
Nintendo Switch would get a better game in 2017 than The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the
Wild.
Then, Mario happened. In Super Mario Odyssey, Nintendo's plucky
plumber ditches the Mushroom Kingdom for strange new worlds, where he'll hunt for the Power
Moons that fuel his extradimensional ship. In Odyssey's biggest gameplay twist, Mario
can hurl his hat which is now a living being named Cappy onto friends and enemies
alike, possessing them and taking their powers. The hat-tossing mechanic was everything that
Odyssey needed to walk away victorious at E3 2017, but there's more to the game than
that.
Like Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine,
Super Mario Odyssey emphasizes exploration over progression, with more collectibles to
find than any other game in the series. The levels, meanwhile, look to be the most
diverse collection of settings in Mario history. All that, and Bowser rocks an all-white tuxedo
and top hat, like some kind of big, scaly, fancy lizard-man. Can October 27th just get here already? Thanks for watching! Click the Looper icon to subscribe to our
YouTube channel.
Plus check out all this cool stuff we know
you'll love, too!.Putri LaksmiDecember 12, 2017AdminBandung Indonesia
There are 24 hours in a day, and on October
27th, 2017, that's not going to be enough. For pop culture junkies, the last Friday in
October is shaping up to be one of the busiest and most exciting release days in recent memory. You've got new video game releases. You have a brand new season of one of the
most binge-worthy shows on television.
You have an entire slate of geek-friendly
feature films making their long-awaited debuts. The hard part is choosing which one to go
after first. After all, you only have so much time and
on days like this, every second is precious. Here's why.
Stranger Things Season 2 The first season of Stranger Things practically
perfected the art of the cliffhanger, and the finale ended on a doozy: Will Byers, fresh
off his adventures in the Upside Down, excuses himself to go wash his hands and promptly
vomits a slug into the bathroom sink. On October 27th, we'll find out what that
means. Netflix will release all nine episodes of
Stranger Things' sophomore effort at once, giving fans plenty to chew on as they unravel
the show's lingering mysteries while getting tangled up in all new ones. Expect some answers, and even more questions,
alongside all of the '80s nostalgia you can handle, when Stranger Things returns.
Just don't expect to see poor Barb this time
around. Assassin's Creed Origins Over the past nine games plus a handful of
spin-offs, Assassin's Creed has tracked the Assassin vs Templar conflict through the centuries. In the 2017 installment, we're going all the
way back to the beginning. On October 27th, Assassin's Creed Origins
will drop players into a vibrant, open-world recreation of ancient Egypt.
Sure, you'll still be scaling buildings and
in this case, some pyramids and sneaking up on foes. But despite the ancient setting, Origins is
shaping up to be the most modern Assassin's Creed yet. Instead of climbing towers, you can dispatch
an eagle to scout out the land around you. Camels join horses and boats as methods of
transportation.
Combat is getting a Dark Souls-inspired overhaul,
while a Destiny-like loot system will make exploring Assassin's Creed Origins' massive
open world much more satisfying. Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus Bethesda will once again allow gamers to partake
in some fascist-smashing action this fall with the release of Wolfenstein 2: The New
Colossus. Like the 2016 DOOM reboot, 2014's Wolfenstein:
The New Order took the best elements from older Wolfenstein games and gussied them up
for a discerning modern audience. The New Colossus looks like it's going to
be more of the same just, y'know, better.
Hero B.J. Blazkowicz returns on October 27th,
ready to take the fight to America's Nazi occupiers yet again. Like its predecessor, The New Colossus will
feature old-school gameplay no auto-regenerating health here and alternate spins on iconic
American locations, including Roswell, New Mexico and a bombed-out New York City. Professor Marston & the Wonder Women The backstory for comics icon Wonder Woman
doesn't hold a candle to that of her creator, Dr.
William Marston. Not only did Marston, a trained psychiatrist,
help invent the polygraph, but he believed that women were naturally better than men,
and that true happiness could only be found by giving in to "loving submission," literally
the guy was big into BDSM. Marston was also one-third of a polyamorous
relationship between himself, his wife Elizabeth, and their partner, Olive. All in all, there's tons of drama to mine
from Marson's life, even before the rope-wielding, lie-detecting Wonder Woman gets involved.
If Professor Marston & the Wonder Women delivers
on its potential on October 27th, it should be an even better origin story than the Amazon's
big-budget counterpart from earlier in the year. Jigsaw Saw's signature villain met his demise at
the end of Saw III, and the rest of the series is carried on by his proteges, who consider
themselves responsible for continuing Jigsaw's good works. But is that changing? In the upcoming Jigsaw, bodies start piling
up. And according to the evidence, Jigsaw himself
is responsible.
There's just one problem: he's been dead for
10 years. Even without Jigsaw's brand-name appeal, that's
a compelling set-up for a mystery, and should be enough to get gore-hounds of all types
into theaters when Jigsaw premieres on October 27th. The series' brutal traps will return, but
with a new and updated tone that the director says is "not quite as vicious and more fun,"
as well as a few plot twists primed to blow audiences away. Super Mario Odyssey In March, it was hard to imagine that the
Nintendo Switch would get a better game in 2017 than The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the
Wild.
Then, Mario happened. In Super Mario Odyssey, Nintendo's plucky
plumber ditches the Mushroom Kingdom for strange new worlds, where he'll hunt for the Power
Moons that fuel his extradimensional ship. In Odyssey's biggest gameplay twist, Mario
can hurl his hat which is now a living being named Cappy onto friends and enemies
alike, possessing them and taking their powers. The hat-tossing mechanic was everything that
Odyssey needed to walk away victorious at E3 2017, but there's more to the game than
that.
Like Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine,
Super Mario Odyssey emphasizes exploration over progression, with more collectibles to
find than any other game in the series. The levels, meanwhile, look to be the most
diverse collection of settings in Mario history. All that, and Bowser rocks an all-white tuxedo
and top hat, like some kind of big, scaly, fancy lizard-man. Can October 27th just get here already? Thanks for watching! Click the Looper icon to subscribe to our
YouTube channel.
Plus check out all this cool stuff we know
you'll love, too!.
Good morning John. I've been spending a lot of time going through the archives of the Vlogbrothers channels, as we're doing our This Day in Vlogbrothers thing. There's a link in the description to that if you're curious what I'm talking about. But I've noticed the vast majority of Question Tuesday videos, they go to you John, and while this makes a certain amount of sense because you make videos on Tuesdays, I.
Think it's a little bit unfair. So today is Question Tuesday on a Friday. I. Asked people on YouTube and Facebook and Twitter to ask me hard questions and here's the ones I got.
Are you going to answer this question first? Joe, that was pretty easy actually. What is the new Republican healthcare plan all about? Thisthis is a hard one because there isn't a new Republican healthcare plan. They just want to keep all the good parts of Obamacare but make it cost less by waving their hands around. But if you want to get a little bit less of a partisan hot take on this one, Healthcare Triage has an amazing and in-depth video on this.
Is flying to space the fastest way for Superman to fly? You know, I don't know too much about the physics of how Superman's supposed to work. So if, like, if air resistance is a really big deal for Superman, then maybe? But my feeling is that air resistance probably shouldn't matter to Superman too much, it's not like he's gonna get too hot, he seems pretty impervious. So probably no, it's gonna take longer, but the further your radius is, the longer your circumference is, that'sthat's how circles work. But I am not Superman's keeper.
He can do it however he wants to do it. How do you properly pronounce "thistle"? You know, I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't know how to pronounce anything. Every time I get a little bit confused I just open up this app, "How J Say." He's just a man who happens to have said, like, every word, so... J: Thistle.
What, I mean, what do you want J to say?
J: Butt. Butt. Butt. Butt.
Butt. Anglerfishes. Pooping. Sorry, J.
You're my whole world. Thank you for doing you that great work. When people come to VidCon, do they typically rent a car? I don't know if they do, but they shouldn't, because parking in Los Angeles is terrible and so is driving. Get a cab to your hotel.
You can probably walk to the convention center. If you need to, you can get an Uber anytime. How do you eat a pear without getting pear juice all up on your nose? Annelise, I'm a huge connoisseur of pears. I love them all.
Sometimes I want to get it all over. Sometimes I want that. But if I don't, I get out a nice sharp knife and I just, zoop, right down and I make a little square of the core and then I'm like, nibble on the core, then just into strips and eat them, and oh, it's so good and mess free. You have to clean the knife, and also maybe your plate that you put them on.
But it's a wonderful ritual way to spend time, the feeling of the knife going just like through that soft, soft Bartlett, yeah! I may get too excited about pears. I. Just realized that for the first time. Would Bernie have won? For this question, let's have a guitar.
Well I don't know and nobody else does and if you think that you're sure then you're wrong It's too easy to be certain of things that can't be proven so when you feel that way, sing this song How's Dave? Well, if you're talking about the fish, Dave is less good... He can barely hold up his own string, but he's still floatin'. How many cats is too many cats? Well, according to my cat, two cats would be too many cats, which is terrible for me because my actual answer is like maybe eight? I like cats. And pears.
Cat pineapple apple pear. Is the S or the C. Silent in "scent"? Oh, that's weird, because "cent" and "sent" and "scent" are all words. All right, I looked it up on the Online Etymology Dictionary, says that the C.
In "scent" was added in the 17th century, because people FELT LIKE IT! So it's the C, I think, that's silent. Can this be the last question? Yes. I have here with me, additionally, a bunch of the prints that Claire Emery made for us to celebrate our 10th year anniversary on YouTube. Hello llama! Yeah! I got Claire to loan me this so that I could show it off.
This is the actual wood block that is put into the press, and these actually degenerate as they are used, and so there's only a certain amount before they lose their crispness and you just can't use them anymore. So when you do woodblocks, it's definitionally a limited run. I love them. They smell good.
I didn't know that they would smell good. But that's the thing. I'mI just wanted to show you me holding them, in real life, so that you can see the paper, and what it looks like, and how big they are, and stuff. There's a link in the description if you're interested in these.
Thanks for all the questions, and John, I'll see you on Tuesday..Putri LaksmiDecember 12, 2017AdminBandung Indonesia
Good morning John. I've been spending a lot of time going through the archives of the Vlogbrothers channels, as we're doing our This Day in Vlogbrothers thing. There's a link in the description to that if you're curious what I'm talking about. But I've noticed the vast majority of Question Tuesday videos, they go to you John, and while this makes a certain amount of sense because you make videos on Tuesdays, I.
Think it's a little bit unfair. So today is Question Tuesday on a Friday. I. Asked people on YouTube and Facebook and Twitter to ask me hard questions and here's the ones I got.
Are you going to answer this question first? Joe, that was pretty easy actually. What is the new Republican healthcare plan all about? Thisthis is a hard one because there isn't a new Republican healthcare plan. They just want to keep all the good parts of Obamacare but make it cost less by waving their hands around. But if you want to get a little bit less of a partisan hot take on this one, Healthcare Triage has an amazing and in-depth video on this.
Is flying to space the fastest way for Superman to fly? You know, I don't know too much about the physics of how Superman's supposed to work. So if, like, if air resistance is a really big deal for Superman, then maybe? But my feeling is that air resistance probably shouldn't matter to Superman too much, it's not like he's gonna get too hot, he seems pretty impervious. So probably no, it's gonna take longer, but the further your radius is, the longer your circumference is, that'sthat's how circles work. But I am not Superman's keeper.
He can do it however he wants to do it. How do you properly pronounce "thistle"? You know, I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't know how to pronounce anything. Every time I get a little bit confused I just open up this app, "How J Say." He's just a man who happens to have said, like, every word, so... J: Thistle.
What, I mean, what do you want J to say?
J: Butt. Butt. Butt. Butt.
Butt. Anglerfishes. Pooping. Sorry, J.
You're my whole world. Thank you for doing you that great work. When people come to VidCon, do they typically rent a car? I don't know if they do, but they shouldn't, because parking in Los Angeles is terrible and so is driving. Get a cab to your hotel.
You can probably walk to the convention center. If you need to, you can get an Uber anytime. How do you eat a pear without getting pear juice all up on your nose? Annelise, I'm a huge connoisseur of pears. I love them all.
Sometimes I want to get it all over. Sometimes I want that. But if I don't, I get out a nice sharp knife and I just, zoop, right down and I make a little square of the core and then I'm like, nibble on the core, then just into strips and eat them, and oh, it's so good and mess free. You have to clean the knife, and also maybe your plate that you put them on.
But it's a wonderful ritual way to spend time, the feeling of the knife going just like through that soft, soft Bartlett, yeah! I may get too excited about pears. I. Just realized that for the first time. Would Bernie have won? For this question, let's have a guitar.
Well I don't know and nobody else does and if you think that you're sure then you're wrong It's too easy to be certain of things that can't be proven so when you feel that way, sing this song How's Dave? Well, if you're talking about the fish, Dave is less good... He can barely hold up his own string, but he's still floatin'. How many cats is too many cats? Well, according to my cat, two cats would be too many cats, which is terrible for me because my actual answer is like maybe eight? I like cats. And pears.
Cat pineapple apple pear. Is the S or the C. Silent in "scent"? Oh, that's weird, because "cent" and "sent" and "scent" are all words. All right, I looked it up on the Online Etymology Dictionary, says that the C.
In "scent" was added in the 17th century, because people FELT LIKE IT! So it's the C, I think, that's silent. Can this be the last question? Yes. I have here with me, additionally, a bunch of the prints that Claire Emery made for us to celebrate our 10th year anniversary on YouTube. Hello llama! Yeah! I got Claire to loan me this so that I could show it off.
This is the actual wood block that is put into the press, and these actually degenerate as they are used, and so there's only a certain amount before they lose their crispness and you just can't use them anymore. So when you do woodblocks, it's definitionally a limited run. I love them. They smell good.
I didn't know that they would smell good. But that's the thing. I'mI just wanted to show you me holding them, in real life, so that you can see the paper, and what it looks like, and how big they are, and stuff. There's a link in the description if you're interested in these.
Thanks for all the questions, and John, I'll see you on Tuesday..
Wow I'm excited about being normal. I just am. I am. I'm excited about being able to love people
every day.
Everywhere I go. It should be normal to love people unless
you're being hurt by people. It should be really normal to just be who
God created you to be. God created you in His image and God is love,
so if He created you in His image, then He created you in the image of love.
In the beginning, in the beginning was the
Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God, right? So we look into the Word. We look into the very face of God. And no man can look into the face of God and
live. When you're looking into the Word and you
read the words that Jesus said, you're actually talking to Jesus face-to-face.
When you're looking into the Word of God and
it's all inspired by God -- people say, well, you know, it's a book, and men have fault
and men have this. They do, but God does. And all scripture is God breathed and is used
for reproof or edification, for encouragement, for building people up, and it's our food
that we live by. Instead of just the natural food, it's the
food that we live by, because if we don't get in there, then we have no idea why we're
here.
Okay. So God created us in His image. And it says in Genesis in the image of God
he made man. God created the dust in His image.
God said let Us like make man. God didn't say let Me make man. He said let us make man. That's crazy.
Let us make man in our image. God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy
Ghost. Always together. Trinity, before, here and forever.
A circle. People say how was God created? He wasn't. He was. He just was.
He is the great I Am, right? So God said let us create man in our image,
and in the likeness of God He made man. So in God's likeness He made us. God -- stay with me for a second because I
just want to teach for a couple of minutes and then I want to roll into a couple of things
and I'm sure God will give me when it's time because I don't know what they are yet. I know that sounds funny, but it's true.
All right. So in the beginning He made us and He gave
man one commandment. He created Adam, and then out of Adam He pulled
Eve out of his -- from a rib and He man woman. And He told them one commandment.
He said everything is yours. All is yours. And He created this garden, and in this garden
there was no havoc, there was no destruction. It was to be under man's dominion.
And in Genesis He said have dominion. Be fruitful and multiply. Subdue the earth. So in the beginning God made man.
He created this safe place, this little place
on this big, huge earth called Eden. And it was amazing. And I was just reading with my kids about
it last night, so it's just a little, you know, children's story where, you know, in
these six days God worked, created. On the seventh day He rested.
But when He looked at man, He didn't just
say it was pretty cool. He said it was very good. And He was so pleased with what He created. So God created this one rule and said don't
eat this tree because the day that you eat it, you'll surely die.
So when the enemy, Satan, who didnt' have
permission to force his way, but to just get you to question what God said. So he got Eve to question what God said because
she saw the fruit. It looked good. Satan said have a piece of this.
Eve said no way. God told us no way. He said not to touch that. Well, what do you mean? He got them to question God's Word.
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word
was with God, and the Word was God. God's Word. So He spoke to them and said don't do it. One rule.
I'm talking not just 613 laws and 10 commandments. I'm talking one. This is simple. Here's one rule.
Don't eat this. That's it. It might look good, but it's not good. I'm telling you it's not good.
And so Satan said did God? Come on. Did God really say you'll die? God just knows that when you do it, you'll
be like Him. God created. He said let us make man in our imagine, and
in the likeness of God He made man.
So man was made in the likeness of God and
in the image of God he was made. Satan said God just knows that when you do
it, you'll be like Him. You're already like Him, guys. You don't have to do anything to do it.
You don't have to do anything to become who
He made you. Yeah, but Satan says God just -- come on. God just knows. Don't you want to be like God? Well -- whoa.
And then Eve offered to Adam. Adam -- sometimes -- I've heard ministers
blame women. It's not your fault, ladies. I just don't have any time for that.
It's not. Have you ever met my wife? I really don't have any time for that. No, but both were there. See, what Adam did is this.
This is like crucial. So instead of Adam obeying the voice of His
Father, he obeyed the voice of another. God told Adam don't do it. God told Eve dont do it.
Eve ate. Adam knew what God said, but Eve said it's
okay. So Adam ate. So Adam obeyed the voice of another instead
of the voice of his Father.
So sometimes what happens is in life we obey
the voice of a person instead of the voice of our Father. Or sometimes people can give us their opinions,
but it's really not from the Father. So we obey an opinion instead of the Father. And sometimes we might have a spouse that
might be in disagreement with where your life is, but you've heard the Father, but your
spouse says, no, you need to listen to me.
This is a big deal. Because if you can't hear the voice of your
Father, you'll obey the voice of another. Okay. If you can't hear the voice of your Father,
if you can't obey His voice, you'll always obey a stranger's.
All right. If you can't directly have communion with
the Holy Spirit and actually hear the voice of God, you'll always obey the voice of somebody
else. Because that voice will speak louder. And if you don't know the voice of the Father,
the voice of a stranger sounds like His.
We can't afford to be people that are sons
and daughters of God that have never heard our Father's voice. And not just have heard, we need to hear. Faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the
Word of God. It's all going to go back to the Word.
So we've looked at the Book as something that
are laws or rules in order to follow, but it's not laws and rules. It's actually a love letter written to us
by our Father through the agency of Holy Spirit. And all scripture is inspired by God, and
is used to edify, encourage, to reproof, for correction. For everything.
It's all God breathed by God. It's so important that we understand. It's for training. II Timothy 3:16.
It's for training in righteousness. So what happens is when the Bible was written,
and it's word-for word, line upon line, precept upon precept the whole way through. But it's all for training and righteousness. The Old Testament is what I had to do to be
right with God.
The New Testament is who I am because Jesus
made me right with God. The testament -- the New Testament is actually
the last will and testament of somebody that died and gave you an inheritance. A testament is written by a testator, but
that will is not enforced until the testator's death. So when the testator died, he left you something,
but because Satan blinds the eyes of those lest they should see, we don't pick this up
to find out what we really have and who we really are.
Therefore, we live less than what we are because
we don't know Him and we haven't heard His voice. It's really true. It's amazing. When I got saved, I was so happy about this,
and all I knew was just like one or two scriptures, and I was so excited.
I was like no way. Like God forgave me. That's an important one right there. Like this is so important.
Like God so loved the world that He gave His
Son that whoever would believe in Him wouldn't perish but have eternal life. Perish doesn't just mean you go to hell. Perish means thinks like hell, too. God so loved the world that He gave His Son.
This isn't just a one-time yes to Jesus prayer
and then live like hell the rest of your life. It's not just a one-time Jesus prayer and
then come to church and hope to get fed every Sunday. Sorry. It's not about that.
Boy, you'll starve. You'll come for -- because worship's amazing
here, buddy. It's amazing. You'll come for an amazing worship service
and you'll have some goosebumps and tears and, God, thank You, You're amazing.
Yes. And hear a good word. Wow. Awww Yes.
Oh. Next Sunday. Six days away. Seven days away.
You can't afford that. Every day. Every day you're meant to be fed by the last
will and testament. You're meant to be fed by the very One that
created you.
You're meant to have relationship with the
very One that created you so that when the stranger whispers, you can't like -- you can't
have any attention to that voice. The stranger always talks. He's always saying something. He's always saying something.
Sometimes he just says what people said. Sometimes he likes to say stuff that makes
you think -- make you think that God's the one that said it. Like here's the -- here's one of the most
famous ones, and this is what I'm encountering in the hospital every day. The voice of condemnation, guilt and shame.
It's horrible. It's terrible. It's the devil. Mom's that are in there with their babies
that are completely condemned because they're the ones that put them in there like that.
Because their baby is now going through withdrawal. These women, these women weren't on full blown
heroin. Most of these women were on methadone. Most of these women were on something to come
off, but that drug wasn't designed to come off.
That drug was designed to keep you hooked
for life. I'm not mad. I'm just telling it like it is. When they come to get on methadone, it's a
good change because it's something that not illegal and something you dont have to
get on the street, and you don't have to shoot a needle in your arm.
But when you get on methadone, it's designed
to be just like heroin. It's not designed to have you wean off. It's designed to have you stay. Boy, the pharmaceutical community wouldnt
like this.
It's not okay. It's not okay to stay hooked for something
for life, to say it's better than that when it's still a hook. So there are people that are trying to get
free, but aren't told they can be free, and are told you're okay now because you're on
this, and it's not okay. Now I'll have more people after me.
Whatever. You've met one that hates addiction all the
way through. I hate it because it's the culture of the
devil. I was over in Europe and people drink because
it's culture over there.
And I was with leaders. I mean, I spent time with leaders, and we're
sitting at dinner, and they said, hey, would you like a glass of wine. I said, no, I'm okay. Well, no, no, it's the culture here.
I said why would I violate my conscience for
your culture? Well, you don't have to be legal. That's the comments. Like you don't understand. This is our country.
This is how we grow up. I said, okay, but the Bible, no matter where
you grow up is the same. The Word is the same whether you grow up in
Africa, Europe. It doesn't matter where you.
The Bible -- my Bible is the same, even if
it's interpreted to your language. It's the same Bible as it is in mine. And the Bible says come out and be separate. It doesn't say blend in and be liked.
It says come out and be separate. People say, well, I dont have a problem
with alcohol. When you're on the highway and the speed limit
says 70 and you go 84 because everybody else is, the speed limit says 70. Yeah, but everybody going.
Okay. Come out and be separate. A few were like, oh, come on. Alcohol.
The speed limit. Are you kidding me? See, here's the point. When you start pushing the line. When you start taking the line that is here
because the word is here, and you start pushing it a little further.
Then the word's here. And then it's a little further. And then the word pretty much isn't there
anymore. Then you've -- what you've done is you've
taken your conscience and you've crossed lines and barriers and different things that the
Holy Spirit wants to set up called conviction.
And instead of obeying convictions, you start
to disobey convictions, and then that still small voice gets quieter and quieter and quieter. And then all of a sudden the stranger's voice
gets louder and louder and louder. And then you start to justify yourself for
where you stay and you call it grace. I love Jesus with all my heart.
I'm not some legalist that wants to impose
rules on people. I'm not. I am in love with God with every part of my
being. Every part of me.
But if the Word's not in your life, and the
truth isn't in your life, then anything goes. And then all of a sudden, well, you know,
I believe, personally I believe if God was this, if god was that, then He would be like
this. Oh, personally, I mean, if God is love then
obviously -- I get this all the time. Then obviously God's okay with this and this
and this.
No, God, He's not okay with what you think
He's okay with. God's okay with you submitting and saying
God is my everything, and since I make God my everything, my word -- the Word that He
has created for me, I'm going to dive in there and actually learn and understand who Gods
created me to be so that I know what is right and what is wrong. You guys all right? Kind of. Some of you are looking at me angry.
Whatever. There's a way that seems right to a man, and
it's destruction in the end. I'm telling you that God made this thing easy
for Adam and Eve He said this one thing, don't do it because
in the day you do, you'll die. And Eve ate, Adam obeyed her.
Ate, too. Both of them disobeyed God. Period. And then they hid from the One that created
them.
So what happens is when you know that something's
wrong, you actually hide from the One that created you. Adam. Where are you, Adam? We were afraid. We were naked.
Who told you you were naked? Here's what happened. It's crazy. Did you eat of the tree? It's the woman you made. She, she's the one that deceived me.
If You wouldnt have made her -- if You
wouldnt have made her, I would have never done this. There. Serious. You did this? Well, you know, You're the One that made the
serpent, and if you wouldnt have made the serpent, I wouldnt listen to the serpent,
Adam wouldnt have listened to me, and it's Your fault.
That's crazy. It's always Your fault. It's God fault. It always is.
I meet so many people that are mad at God. It's God's fault. God did it. God did this.
God did that. God did that. God didn't do anything but love us and give
His Son and provide everything for us according to life and godliness, but we blame Him for
things that He's never done because we really don't know him. And we've listened to the voice of a person
instead of the voice of our Father.
We've listened to the opinion of a man or
a woman that's been attacked one time after another and they have their view of who God
is when God is love. The thief comes to steal, kill and destroy. What did the enemy do in the garden? He got them to question God. He stole, killed and destroyed.
He destroyed their covenant. He stole their birthright. Be fruitful and multiple. Subdue the earth.
Have dominion. Here, Adam and Eve, keys. Whoa. The keys of authority God gave them.
Be fruitful and multiple. Raise up kids just like you, Adam. Just like you, Eve. That worship Me out of free will.
It's going to be amazing, and the rule of
My government will have no end. Subdue the earth. You have dominion in this garden, but as you
raise up kids that worship Me out of free will and worship Me, we'll have relationship
together. We'll walk and talk in the cool of the garden,
and the garden will expand and the rule of My government will have no end.
Plan of God. Plan of God. Boom. Did God really say? Come on.
Did He? He didn't really -- He just knows that when
you do this, you'll be like Him. Well, it looks good. It tastes good. I can see.
Here. I can see. If you eat this, you can see, too. Boom.
And they became slave to that one which they
obeyed. Boom. Done. God, I can't let you stay here.
You have to go. And He clothed them with animal skins. He took off their fig leave, clothed them
with animal skins which is a form of a blood covenant. It's amazing.
But He saw the devil in Genesis 3. He looked at him, and He said cursed are you
to crawl on your belly all the days of your life. All the days of the earth. All the days you will be cursed to crawl on
your belly.
And I tell you this. The seed of this woman, the seed of this woman
will crush the head of your seed. You'll bruise his heel, but he'll crush your
head. Covenant.
God. There's going to be One to come, and when
He comes, you're done. Now, Eve, Adam, you got to go. Satan, on his belly.
That means that you're not one that's supposed
to crawl on your belly. That means that you're not worthless. You're not a worm. Jesus to come.
Born. Born of a virgin. The seed. God.
God's seed. Abraham. Abraham's covenant. Isaac, all the way through.
Isaac. The seed. Your seed will be blessed. All these stars.
Your seed. The seed was Jesus. So that means that we're part of this thing. But Jesus comes.
God's prophecy. He prophesied the One that comes. Your seed. Your seed's going to be crushed by My seed.
Jesus on the earth. Boom. What did Jesus do? He came to restore that which was lost. What was lost? You.
What more was lost? Your identity. Your sonship. Your authority. The reality of you being able to walk with
God was lost.
Jesus restored that which was lost. So when Jesus paid the price that He did,
Satan took Him. Satan took Him. Man, when Jesus was tempted, when he went
down to the River Jordan and came back out, He went into the wilderness.
Listen to this temptation. This is crazy. He goes out into the wilderness. Before He went in there, He was baptized in
the River Jordan and what did God say? I'm in teaching mode, sorry.
We're just going to hit this. What did God say to Jesus when He went down
in the water and came back out? This is My Son in whom I am well pleased,
right? Jesus just heard His Father say this is My
Son in whom I'm well pleased. The Holy Spirit descended upon Jesus. Why did the Holy Spirit descend upon Jesus? When Jesus came down to that river and He
asked John the Baptist, He said, John, I need you to baptize Me.
John was baptizing people unto repentance. Jesus didn't need to repent. So when John was down there, he sees Jesus
coming. Behold the Lamb of God that takes away the
sin of the world.
Are you with me? Are you sure? I'm just on a gospel track here. Just follow me through. So John the Baptist sees Jesus coming. Jesus comes to John and says I need you to
baptize Me, and John says You're coming to me, but I need Your baptism.
Jesus couldnt baptize John with the baptism
that He was going to give because He had to be crucified and resurrected for the Holy
Spirit to come down. But He says to John it is necessary so that
righteousness might be fulfilled. The whole Old Testament because of what Adam
did, because of man falling from grace, falling from the reality of who God was in relationship
of them. Then comes Moses.
Moses gets the law. All the law. Everything. 10 Commandments.
613 Laws lived by standards cursed if you
don't walk the way that I give you every day. If you dont go to the left and to the right,
then you're blessed. It was impossible for man to do that. So Jesus has come to fulfill something, to
fulfill the law.
Righteousness would be given to somebody if
they walked not going to the left and not going to the right, if they obeyed every commandment
and every law every day without missing one. You can't afford to try to live that way because
living that way causes guilt, shame and condemnation because there's no way for you to be free,
and you constantly will be bound with guilt, shame and condemnation. It's a no -- there's no way to get through
that thing. No way.
God created it because man chose a man instead
of God. They saw the lightening and the thunders on
Mount Sinai when Moses said come on, let's go, this is amazing. The fear of the Lord is good. And the children said no way, dude.
You talk to Him. We don't want -- we'll listen to you. So they chose Moses instead of the Father,
and so man brought the law on, and it became this crazy, unquenchable fire because even
though you want to do good, you can't, and even though you will to do it, you don't because
it's sin in you that's doing this. There's no way to be free.
It's guilt. It's shame and condemnation. Moses was given a ministry engraved on stones
which was the ministry of condemnation. Jesus was given the ministry of righteousness
that we could have that.
So Moses was given the ministry of condemnation
engraved on stones, but we have been given the ministry of righteousness, not engraved
on stones, engraved on the heart, written on tablets of flesh. That is of the heart. This ministry of stones, this ministry of
trying to obey the law and trying to do everything perfect in your own strength, you can never
do it, you will fall short. All have sinned and all have fallen short.
There's no way for you to be okay here or
here by trying to obey without the Spirit of God, and the truth of God's Word. No way. There's no possible way. You will live in condemnation.
You will live in guilt, and you will live
in shame all the days of your life. There is no hope in there. You are hopeless. That's why Jesus Christ paid a price to put
Christ in you, the hope of glory.
The Holy Spirit in you. Christ was Jesus' last name, it was the anointing. So Jesus, Jesus, it was prophesied by God
in Genesis 3 that He's coming. The seed is coming.
The seed of this woman on through the line. Adam and Eve. Boom. Jesus.
Bang. On the earth. Whoa. Further whoa.
The virgin Mary. You're going to bear, you're going to bear
the Christ. You're going to bear Him. It's going to be amazing.
What? But I'm a virgin. Like how? This? That? How? Because God. Let it be unto me. Listen to this.
According to your Word. This is so, so important that we would take
God's Word and put it where He put it. Because in Psalms 138, verse 2, he put -- He
magnified His Word above His own name. God's name.
God's Word. That's crazy. So if we -- what we don't do is we dont
take heed according to His Word, so it's really hard for us to cleanse our ways. We don't -- we don't let the Word be our priority
and we focus on all these other things to try to occupy our time instead of the very
thing that'll save you and make you a redeemer of time.
That's not a spanking. It's the truth. The Word is not meant for you to try to memorize
and for you to try to get it all in in one day. The Word is something that you put in there,
and it's like a guy that goes to bed at night, and right before he went to bed at night he
threw a bunch of seed out his back window.
And he got up in the morning, and he looked
out back and went, whoa! How did all these get there? Really. That's the Word. The Word is something that you can't even
tell when it's going -- most times it just bypasses this thing. It bypasses.
It doesn't even settle here. It has to go here, and then it comes back
up here. So sometimes we're trying to get it, like
read a whole chapter. Well, well, I didn't really get anything out
of that piece.
But what you don't understand is it's being
deposited in here. So over time that produces fruit, but if you
dont get it in here, you can never find out what God thinks about you, and you'll
always live by what the devil says about you. You'll live by regret, shame, guilty, condemnation. Are you guys okay? All right.
Let's go a little deeper. This is awesome. Yay. So Jesus grows up as a boy to a young man.
The only time in scripture that it even talks
about Him is when His parents lost Him in Jerusalem. He's just a little kid. They're leaving. They left Jerusalem.
They're on their way back. There's a pack of people going. A lot of people going. And Jesus is gone.
They lost God. That's the bummer. As a parent, you're going to be really concerned
about what just happened. Jesus is in the -- He's back there in the
temple.
He's actually talking to the Pharisees, talking
about God. Talking about His Father. The Pharisees are bewildered. They're like freaked out at this young man's
wisdom.
And His parents are like don't You, dont
You care? Look at what You've done to us. Mom, didn't you know I'd be about My Father's
business? Oh, yeah, that's right. Let's go. Crazy.
He goes through His life, lives completely
perfect, never, ever sins, and He didn't do it as God, He did it as a man in right relationship
with God. See, God made a covenant with Moses. This is so, so, so important. I mean, all of it.
It's the Bible. But God made a covenant with Moses, and He
said to Moses, here's My law. There's 613 laws and 10 commandment. In order for you to be right with Me since
you wanted it this way, you have to obey every law and every commandment, and you can't miss
one because if you miss one, you've missed them all, which means no matter how good you
are, no matter how bad you are, you're still just as bad as a person that's really bad.
So whether you miss one law or whether you
miss 613 and 10 -- This is crucial. This is like something in my life that hit
me in the beginning, like in this way because everybody said, Todd, the reason why you love
so much is because you've been forgiven so much. And I looked at people and said, well, this
is true because I didn't have the Spirit of wisdom and revelation didn't dawn on this
thing for me because you have Luke 7, and I always talk about it because we have to
get this. And Luke 7, the woman busted into the house
and anointed Jesus' feet with the alabaster jar, her tears and her hair.
And the Pharisees were freaking out saying
if this man knew what kind of a woman this was, if He really were a prophet, He'd never
let her touch Him. And Jesus says, Simon, suppose you have two,
one at 50 and one 500. The 50 was just a teeny bit. The 500 was a mega amount.
But the Master knew that neither could repay,
so he forgave them both. Which one would be more loved? And since we're talking about money, it's
easy. If you're forgiven a debt of $100 or if you're
forgiven a debt of $1,000,000, which one would make you more appreciative? Well, that's easy. So He uses money because it's real easy for
people's brains to get that.
Well, I suppose of course the one he forgave
more. That's true. And this woman who is a sinner, He said this
is going to go down forever. It's never going to be able to -- it's never
going to be taken out of the Word.
This will never be taken out and it will always
be there in the Word, the whole way through as an example. He said the one who He forgave more, and this
woman who is a sinner, because she'd been forgiven much, she loves much. Problem. We have taken that to mean that the person
that has sinned the most has the right to love more than the person that thinks they
haven't sinned at all.
So now you have people that are like me that
have disobeyed 613 laws and 10 commandments willingly. That rebelled in such a horrible way that
forgiveness came, now I love much. But you have somebody else that's lived a
good life, but only lied once, maybe only bent the truth a couple of times, but pretty
much been honest. Your life is equally just as sinful as my
life.
And until you see that, self-righteousness
will keep you from loving much. There's nobody thats better than another. All. All.
All have sinned and all have fallen short. All have. So whether you were a drug addict for 22 years
or whether you were amazing man your whole life. Missed it once.
Your whole life was a wash. This will keep you from loving people because
you will think that you're pretty good. Self-righteousness is probably one of the
most wicked sins that are out there. Self-righteousness enables you to look above
people instead of coming down and look up at people.
Self-righteousness makes you think that you're
above people. Self-righteousness says come out from among
them and be separate. Don't associate with people so you don't get
dirty. Righteousness says I used to be really filthy,
but God made me really clean.
Not in my own because self-righteousness is
filthy rags to the Father. Righteousness is different. See, when Jesus did what He did, He paid the
price for all to be right in the eyes of our Father. For all of us have a relationship with a loving
Father.
For all of us to have an amazing thing called
grace on our life to enable us to understand an amazing thing called truth that's in front
of us. You guys all right? I love this. This is really good. So sometimes I teach and I'm sharing my heart,
and I've never seen it put together like this.
I just love it. God's like -- He's taking all these scriptures
and He's just making them solid so they can never come apart. That's how He does it with me. I read the Word.
I just -- and then all of a sudden something
I read seven years ago will come in and come together. Oh, whoa, ah, that's why. Yes. And I'll get excited and people are like what's
wrong with you? It's not what's wrong, it's what's been made
right.
It's what's been made right. When you realize that you are right with God. When you realize that you've been made right
with the One that created you, guilt and shame and condemnation can never whisper its voice
to you again. How many of you would like to never be guilty,
ashamed or condemned? Only five, six of you.
This isn't strange doctrine. This is the Bible. It's the Word that sets you free, but it's
not just the Word that sets you free, it's the Word that keeps you free. The truth of it.
The great news is that you don't have to be
some scholar to get it because if you're a scholar, you might just be able to read the
book and say I already did it. Read it the whole way through in a year. That's not good. I always tell people that the iPad is awesome
because I can look at one page and there's only like 20 scriptures on there, and then
I flip it when I'm ready.
Sometimes that book becomes overwhelming when
I see how thick it is. I tell my daughter just a couple of years
ago, Destiny, she's like, Dad, this is such a lot in this book. I go, yeah, I haven't even read the whole
thing. She's what? How do you preach the gospel? What do you mean you haven't read the whole
thing? I'm like, no, I'm still trying to swallow
what I've put in my mouth.
Honestly, people, sometimes ministers, oh,
that's, well, I've read a whole lot more than that. Or, well, if he -- that's not okay. He didn't go to Bible school. That's -- something's wrong here.
What if it's not what's wrong? What if it's what's been made right? And what if I just really see who God's created
me to be? And what if it's not about how much you've
read? What if it's about what you've become that
you've read? What if it's not about how much you've memorized? What if it's about old things passing away
and all things becoming new? But what if we've started our life in Christianity,
and we got born again 30 years ago, and what if we've went through Bible school and ministry
school and all that stuff, but you're still condemned? That wouldnt be good, and that wouldnt
be the gospel because Jesus has paid a price for us to be free. You guys all right? And I'm not pointing the finger at ministers
or Bible school or none of that stuff. I'm not. The blood of Jesus, the blood of Jesus is
what has made us free.
Like the blood of Jesus has made us so free
that who the Son sets free is free indeed. But if you're not free --
II Corinthians 3 talks about Moses having been given the ministry engraved on stones,
but it was the ministry of condemnation. So Moses in the most amazing ministry that
he had been given was engraved on stones, and it was the ministry of condemnation. But we, you, I, people that are born again,
sons and daughters of God, have been given a different ministry.
There is a complete different ministry. See, the ministry that Moses was given was
the ministry of condemnation engraved on stones, but the ministry that we have been given is
the ministry of righteousness. The ministry engraved on stones had glory,
but the ministry of righteousness has much more glory. It says that the letter kills.
The ministry engraved on stones. It kills. But the Spirit gives life. The ministry of reconciliation is the ministry
that Jesus gave us, but the ministry of reconciliation can only come when you've understood the ministry
of righteousness.
We have been given the ministry of righteousness. Righteousness is that I have right standing
with God. You guys with me? All right. I'm backtracking and going forward and staying
on the same spot, but we'll end well.
All right. I need to, I need to, and I've been praying,
God, help me be a better witness. Help me be a better witness of what You've
done. Help me not ever take this gospel, this glorious
gospel of holiness, of purity, of no compromise, of power, of freedom, of grace that empowers
truth, and help me never take that and lower the standard.
Help me never try to clobber over the head
with it to tell them they need to be like me because I just want to be like You. God, help me explain what freedom is in the
gospel in a simple way that a 4 year old can understand it, so that if a 4 year old can
understand it, then an adult that's been saved for 65 years can understand it, too, and that
one, in one moment, God, boom, freedom has come, and the truth of who they're created
to be all their life can hit. We need to understand this amazing blood covenant
that we've been given. The blood covenant is so awesome, so awesome
that God's Son was sacrificed to make you become sons and daughters.
That God told the devil that the seed of this
woman, He's going to crush your head. You're going to bruise His heel, but He's
going to crush your head. There are two seeds that are actually trying
to reproduce themselves in your soul, in your mind, your will and your emotion. There is this seed of the enemy, guilt, shame,
condemnation, depression, bitterness, unforgiveness, anger, wrath, rage, malice.
All that stuff is trying to recreate itself
here and make you think according to the way that seems right to a man. Jesus told Peter when Peter said -- when He
said who do men say that I am? Well, some say this, and some say that. Yeah, but who do you say that I am? And Peter said You're the Christ, because
God, just a glimmer -- You're the Christ, the Son of God. Blessed are you, Simon.
Blessed are you, Simon. Amazing job. Flesh and blood didn't reveal that to you. You didn't come with that yourself.
It's impossible for man to come up with that
one themselves. You've heard from the Father. Awesome. Yay.
Simon's like, that's right. I heard from the Father. You guys didn't. I did.
Because Simon's thinking like an orphan. He's not thinking like a son. He can't think like a son until Jesus, the
Son, pays the price for us to become sons and daughters, and the spirit of sonship comes. But Peter didn't have it yet.
He had the Holy Spirit with him. Jesus said don't fear, guys, in John 16. Don't fear. I will not leave you as orphans.
I will come. But Peter in this place is still an orphan. Faking. Getting a glimpse, but faking that he knows
it all.
James and John, man, this is awesome, Lord. You've given us great authority. We went to Samaria, and they said, no, they
don't want you. Let us kill them.
They've got power. Let us call down fire. Elijah did. Old Testament prophet.
Give us the authority. You've already given us some authority, we're
casting out devils. We're healing the sick. It's amazing, blind eyes are open, and deaf
ears are open.
Come on. The Holy Spirit was with them, but He wasn't
in them. He was with them, and they had great power. These disciples were not even born again and
they were healing the sick.
They were cleansing the lepers. They were raising -- they were doing the stuff,
and they were not born again. They couldn't be until Jesus was crucified,
resurrected. But Jesus said you know what? You're really messed up.
Come with me. Peter, come on. Judas, you're going to betray Me into the
hands of men. You're going to sell me out for a couple pieces
of silver.
You're going to kiss me on the cheek and that's
going to be the signal. Come on. Follow me. Peter says You're the Christ, the Son of God.
Jesus said flesh and blood didn't give that
to you, but My Father did, and upon this rock I'm going to build My church and the gates
of hell will not prevail against it. Awesome, John Peter. Amazing. Wow.
High 5. That's right. And, by the way, I'm going to die, Peter. No! You're not going to die.
Forget it. All this power? This shall never happen to You. Away from Me, Satan. Your mind is full of the things of man.
What? Wait a minute. I thought I just heard from God. Now You're calling me the devil. What? No, no, no.
I'm not calling you the devil. I'm saying you're thinking like the devil. Your mind is full of the things of man and
not the things of God. And then Jesus says, unless a man deny himself,
pick up his cross and follow Me, he cannot be my disciple.
What good would it be for a man to gain the
whole world yet lose his own soul? What profit, right? It's crazy, but Jesus is pointing out something
real simple. He's saying, Simon, you're thinking like a
man, and to think like a man is to think demonically. One day you're going to think like the Father,
but right now get behind Me. You're a stumbling block for Me.
What you don't understand, Peter, is that
what I'm about to do is going to make you not think that way anymore. So get behind Me. Are you with me? So Jesus goes through life, comes to the River
Jordan. When He gets there, the whole Old Testament
-- there's 613 laws and 10 commandments in order for you to be made right with God you
have to obey all the days of your life.
Jesus came, was born of the virgin Mary, did,
and went through the whole law as a man, not as God, because God made covenant between
man. God and man. So if man gets his end, God has His end because
He is holy. So Jesus walked and never sinned all the days
of His life.
Comes to that River Jordan at 30 years old. I think I said it before. It'd be good for us to hear it again. At 30 years old in Jewish culture, you inherit
everything that your father has.
So when Jesus comes down to that river and
He says to John I need you to baptize Me so that righteousness might be fulfilled. Jesus didn't have any need to repent, but
when He came down to the river and ask John, John said I need Your baptism. Jesus said, no, you need to do this because
righteousness needs to be fulfilled. The fulfillment of righteousness is the fulfillment
of the law, but the only one that it was fulfilled for is the One that walked it out.
So Jesus got baptized in the River Jordan. The heavens were opened. They'd been closed for 400 years. John the Baptist came to prepare the way for
the Lord.
Now the Lord is here. John knew it. God said the One whom the Spirit comes down
upon, that's the One. The Spirit came down like a dove, rested upon
Jesus.
The heavens were opened, and what did God
say to Jesus. This is My Son in whom I am well pleased. Jesus is led by the Spirit of God. He's led by the Spirit of God into the wilderness.
He goes out into the wilderness, and He's
there for 40 days. Now watch. The wilderness that Jesus went into is the
only legal wilderness that we're allowed to be in. People say I'm in the wilderness, pray for
me, brother.
Well, my question is there are two wildernesses
that you can be in. You can be in one that the children of Israel
were in, out there wandering around for 40 years. They were complainers. They were gossipers.
They were murmurers. And they loathed the worthless bread. That was them. The very thing that God gave them to sustain
life.
That bread that came down from heaven that
Moses gave. Jesus said, Moses, Moses gave you bread, but
really it was My Father who gave you bread. That bread that came down was living bread. I am that living bread.
That means that every day that God satisfied
the Israelites in front of their tent -- every day there was a pile of manna in front of
everyone. Think about it. A million. Millions.
Every morning bread. Right there in front. That manna, Jesus says that was the living
bread, and I am that living bread which means that Jesus was the manna that came down from
heaven. And instead of being satisfied, they loathed
it.
So instead of being satisfied with that thing,
instead of being satisfied with Jesus, they said we loath this worthless bread. Jesus says I am the bread that came down from
heaven. And then He says unless you eat My flesh and
drink My blood, and they went cannibal. But what Jesus wasn't just talking about communion.
He said unless I'm your everything. Unless I'm your everything. Unless I become your everything you cannot
be. Unless I become your everything.
Unless Jesus becomes your everything you cannot
be. So He's out there in the wilderness. He went into the wilderness selfless. He didnt go into the wilderness selfish.
The children of Israel went through the Red
Sea and they went into the wilderness selfish, and they died there. Jesus went into the wilderness selfless, and
He came out of the wilderness with the Holy Ghost and power. When you go in selfish, you die there. When's it going to be my day? When's it going to be my break? God, when's it my turn? Why does this stuff always happen to me? I can't believe they talked about me.
That's just so stupid. Well, let me tell you what I think about them. You don't need that. What you need is selfless.
You guys all right? You're like not really. It's a whole lot. I'm just eating lunch. So Jesus is tempted.
He goes out. The first temptation the devil says -- Jesus
is hungry. He's fasted 40 days. The enemy comes to him and he said if You
are the Son of God, if You are.
Here's what he's saying. I saw one just like You in the garden. I got them to eat, I'll get You to eat. If You are, then change these stones into
bread.
Jesus said man does not live by bread alone. What Eve and Adam should have said. Man doesn't need this fruit our Father said. Why? Because God just told Jesus, even though it's
in Deuteronomy man doesn't live by man alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth
of God but by every word of God.
God said to Jesus before He went out in that
wilderness, this is My Son in whom I'm well pleased. Jesus' last thing that He even heard before
He went out there was God speak. Why did God say that? Jesus fulfilled righteousness. Righteousness was fulfilled for Jesus.
God opened the heavens and says this is My
Son in whom I'm well pleased. This is why sonship is so important in your
life, because when Jesus was tempted for the second time, the enemy, he takes Him up and
he shows Him all the kingdoms of the world, and he says all of this, all of this and their
glory. All of this, the devil says, all of this in
their glory has been given unto me. How did he get that? Adam and Eve gave him the keys.
Satan is dangling the keys in front of Jesus
saying all of this and their glory has been given to me, and I can give them to whoever
I wish. Bow down and worship me, and I'll give you
this. Jesus said, come on, man. Jesus didn't take the keys that way.
If Jesus took the keys that way, you wouldnt
be able to have what you have today. Satan tries another time. Takes Him up to the high point of the temple. Throw yourself off for it is written.
Come on. The angels will catch you. Satan twists scripture. He tries to twist it.
You need to know who God is and know what
God says about you. Jesus comes out of the wilderness. He goes out and for three-and-a-half years
it is profuse and amazing. Jesus did not heal as God.
He healed as a man in perfect relationship
with God. He was fully God and fully man, but when He
was fully man, He defeated the devil as a man made in God's image. He fulfilled the law as a man. You have to understand that because the covenant
was made between God and man.
So when He fulfilled that, it was only -- the
heavens were only open for Him and whoever He gave authority to go and do the stuff that
He told them to do. So the disciples when Jesus picks up these
disciples, these guys are following Him, and it is amazing, and everywhere He went, miracles
and signs and wonders happened everywhere they went. He gave the disciples authority and what happened
what them, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then He says, He says to them
that He's got to go to the cross. Peter said no, shall never happen to You.
You can't just leave. You're the best thing that ever happened to
me. Get behind Me, Satan, you're thinking like
a man and not like God. I need to do what I need to do in order for
you to be who you're going to be.
But if I don't do this, you can't be that. Are you guys with me still? This is so powerful. So Jesus pays this ultimate price, the ultimate
price. Heaven went bankrupt to get you back.
That's the ultimate price. The worth that you have, the value that you
have. Jesus came down, born of the virgin Mary,
grows up as a man, fulfills the covenant that God made, the last will and testament, the
Old Testament, the law. 613 Laws, 10 commandments.
He pays this price so that you don't have
to walk them out in your flesh because you can't anyway, because even though you want
to, you can't, and even though you will to do it, you don't because it's sin in you that
crushes that thing, that disables you from being able to walk that way. You cannot do holy. You cannot because it's this very guy, Peter,
this very man that was thinking like a mere man instead of thinking like God that Jesus
rebuked and said get behind me, Satan, you're thinking like a man and not God. Are you with me? So Peter and the disciples are traveling with
Jesus.
He gives them ecsousia authority. We talked about it last week, but He can't
give them dunamis because dunamis comes from being a pawn and within. The Holy Spirit wasn't within them. The Holy Spirit was around them.
They got glimpses. They got glimmers, but they were on the outside
looking in and they were operating with power as orphans and wanted to blow up cities, and
deny Jesus. Peter denied Jesus as an orphan that didn't
want to deny, but did, and even though he willed to not deny Him, he did
See, what we've done in the church sometimes is we've celebrated the carnal nature and
the divine nature, and we've made ourselves bipolar. And we've told people, well, you're always
going to miss it.
That's not what the Bible says. The Bible doesn't say you have to wake up
and miss it. People say, well, you're always going to sin,
I just ask people, when you got up this morning and you went and brushed your teeth -- hopefully
-- when you went and did that, when you got into the bathroom, used the bathroom, did
you sin? When you brushed your teeth, did you sin? Did you miss it? Not yet. When you ate breakfast this morning, you ate
cereal or eggs or whatever, did you sin? I hope not.
Well, when you drove here, did you? How far can you go? How long can you make it? Because when you think like Peter thought,
this shall never happen to you, Lord. I can never be free. I will always sin. I will always fall short.
When you think like that, you will manifest
that. But if you don't see who God created you to
be, you can never manifest who God says you are, and if you can't see who you be, you
can't manifest who you are. You will always try to do to be. You will always do things to try to please
God instead of living from a place where you're already pleasing to God.
It's works. The Old Testament was by works so in order
for you to be right, you have to obey 613 laws and 10 commandments in order to be right
with God. You had to do right in order to be right. The New Testament is Jesus Christ that completely
paid every, every price for you every place that needed to be paid.
He became your substitute and He didn't just
die for you, He did as you. And if you see the reality of what He did
on Calvary, of what He did on that cross, it's as if the handwriting of requirements
against you was wiped out and nailed to Him on the tree. It was wiped out as if there's nothing against
you. But if you don't see what God created you
to be, you will constantly be living under guilt, shame and condemnation, and you will
never be able to be free to be who you really are, and who you really are is a son.
Guys, this has been almost 12 years of no
guilt, no shame and no condemnation in my life. People have said, well, that's a special gift. You're right. It's called the free gift of righteousness
that the Bible says that you and I are to reign as kings in this life for the free gift
of righteousness and the abundance of grace.
That is a gift that's been given by God that
rarely do I see Christians that have unwrapped it, and when they unwrap it, they don't believe
it. Is it true that Jesus paid the price for me
to be forgiven of all sin? If He paid the price for me to be forgiven
of all sin, why would I revisit things that He paid the price for me to be free from? We have psychologically tried to find peace
in this thing and it's not psychological, it's supernatural. The blood of Jesus cleanses our conscience
from dead works in order to serve God. Your conscience is this very thing that remembers
everything.
Everything. And the blood of Jesus -- help me, Jesus. Yeah, but it needs to sink. It does.
You need to be able to look in the mirror
and say, whoa, I see You in there. And not just on Sunday. Not just after service. I'm talking Wednesday morning when you wake
up, look in the mirror.
Oh, my God. Moses was given the ministry of condemnation. That's glory. We have been given the ministry not engraved
on stones, the ministry of righteousness that has much more glory.
It goes through and it says we all -- it says
the Lord is the Spirit, and where the Spirit of the Lord is there is liberty. That means that where He's not, there's bondage. Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is
liberty, and we all with unveiled face beholding as in a mirror the glory of the Lord. We all with unveiled face beholding as in
a mirror the glory of the Lord.
It says we, we, move from glory to glory. We are being transformed into the same image,
moving from glory to glory, not from bummer to bummer. We're to move from glory to glory. It says I'm unashamed of the gospel for it
is the power of God unto salvation for them that believe.
Romans 1:16. For in it, in the gospel -- what's in the
gospel? The power of it. What's in the power of it? The righteousness of God is revealed from
faith to faith, for it is written the just, just, just as if I never sinned. Just as if I never ate the tree.
Jesus paid the price on Calvary, and He died
not just for me, He died as me so that I never have to revisit the things that I wish I'd
never done. That all regret, all guilt, all condemnation,
all shame could be wiped out completely so that I can look and have not just a clean
slate, not just a second chance, because if it was a second chance, you might mess that
one up, too. You might need a third chance or a fourth
chance. It's not chances.
It's a brand new life. Jesus paid a price for old things to pass
away and for all things to become new. The problem is that we don't believe all things. We don't.
We believe there's some things left. And am I saying because I'm talking about
like living a life of purity, am I saying that we're never going to miss it? No, I'm not. I'm saying that the Holy Spirit becomes the
convictor of your life. The convictor.
And if you miss it, you have an advocate who's
faithful and just to cleanse you of all unrighteousness. That doesn't mean that I live and I'm Mr.
Holy. That just means that the Bible says be holy,
not do holy. When you be who God created you to be, and
you see the reality of who God created you to be, and you see that you've been made right
with the Creator, and you see that you're right in God's eyes, when you're right in
God's eyes, you can have boldness to approach the throne of grace in time of need, and when
is the last time you didn't need Jesus? You always need Jesus.
We need to live in the throne room. Not that I have to see a sea of glass, or
lightening or thunders, and rainbows and all that. It's not about that. It's about knowing and believing the truth
of what God says about you and stop living by the lies that the devil is telling you.
And stop living by the opinions of people
that say you always have to be bound because you're wrong. People say, well, you can't just be free. You're never going to really be free. So many people have told me that.
You can't just be free, man. What are you talking about? Then what did Jesus pay a price for? Did He pay a price for you to live in bondage? No, He paid a price for you to be free. Who did He free you from? You. The gospel frees you from you so that you
can be free from people so that people no longer are your potter, so the situations
no longer mold you or shape you, but you actually are the influencer in every situation that
you walk into so that everything you do, whether in word or deed, you are to do it as unto
the Lord, and not for people, and you are to live as a living witness, bearing witness
to a living chain, a living Savior that Christ in you is the hope of glory.
So when He pays the price on Calvary, He pays
the price not for your sins just to be forgiven and remembered. He pays the price for your sins to be forgiven
and forgotten. The blood of Jesus cleanses your conscience
from dead works so everything that you wished you've never done, the blood of Jesus actively,
internally, cleanses you and washes you completely clean from who you were so that you can finally
step into who He says you are. But if you don't see this, then old things
don't pass away, and all things don't become new
Some things become new, but old things will constantly creep up on your life and cause
you to do bad things because the more you look back in a rear view mirror from sins
that Jesus says you're forgiven of, the more condemned you are, and you can't drive straight.
Because he who puts his hands to the plow
looking back isn't fit for the kingdom. We have to believe the beginning of the gospel. We have to believe the blood of Jesus has
set us free. We have to believe that we've entered into
the law of liberty.
We have to believe that we've been forgiven
and our Father isn't going to wipe it in our face and say, yeah, but remember this. That's not God. I remember the first time we baptized these
when we were doing that first baptism service because it happened just the other week when
I was just down in Orlando when these girls that were from Karen's House, I think they
were, they had cuts all over their arms, and I was talking about the same thing I'm talking
about now. Talking about forgiveness and radical redemption
that sin brought a stain into your body from yesterday, that if you've been forgiven of
that sin, then God wants to remove the mark that's in your body of yesterday.
And it sounds crazy. Well, you know, God wants to keep that to
remind you. Stop it. Jesus bore it in His body, our sicknesses
and He bore in His body our sin.
It's a two part covenant. Why would God want you to keep something in
your body that He paid a price to be removed? And if you've been forgiven and you've repented,
then that thing no longer belongs in your body and it's trespassing. I was just at another service -- that night
we baptized four girls, and each one of them came out with all their scars gone. It's really real.
The other night I'm -- the other night I'm
in Orlando, and I'm sharing my heart on this very thing, this very forgiveness, this very
repentance, the reality of redemption, and I asked these kids to come forward, and a
bunch of kids came forward just to say yes to Jesus, and the one girl down there, she's
growling, and she's manifesting not good things, and I came down off the stage, and I'm holding
her, just praying for her, and she's growling at me, and tears, and anger and hatred. Not because she hates me, but she hates the
Christ in me. And I'm sitting there praying for her. I don't even know what she's wrapped up in.
All I know is this thing is bondage and it
needs to go. So we're praying for her, and all of a sudden
she gets really hot. She takes off her jacket, and she has a t-shirt
on, and she looks down, and she starts going like this, and smiling and laughing. And I said what's up? She goes all my scars are gone.
I go what do you mean? She goes I had scars everywhere. I got new skin. I said come up here right now. You're a preacher, I said to her.
She goes, no, no, I'm not. I said come up on stage. I need you to share your heart with these
people. They're all kids.
She shares her heart, and this lady gets on
stage, and she goes I just want to say that I'm not in sin anymore, and she starts boldly
proclaiming the gospel. This is like a 13-year-old, 14-year-old girl. I mean like -- sounds like Lisa Bevere, man. She's going after it.
I mean, after it. And she goes if you've got scars on your arm,
just lift your arms up right now. They lift them up. Eight kids, all their scars disappear.
All of them. Why? Because God can. Because He can. If Jesus bore in His body your sin, and we've
been forgiven of our sin, He also bore in His body our sicknesses, so our sicknesses
and our diseases can be removed.
And if you've got STDs, and you've got cuts
and scars and stuff from yesterday, Jesus wants to remove that stuff. Why? Because that's redemption. Having believed unto righteousness -- by His
stripes you're healed. That's the gospel.
Okay. So if you've got any kind of stain from yesterday
in your body, just stand up. I know people are like, no, I don't want to. You should, okay? Come on.
Yay, Jesus. Awesome. Come on. I want some people around these folks right
now.
I'm just going to pray for them that every
bit disappears. This is not a shameful thing. It's saying I am not that person anymore. That was who I used to be, but today this
is who I am.
I am a child of God. I am not one that is in sin. I am not one that is in this life, that this
is a past. This is a mark from yesterday.
I want people around everybody that's standing
right now. Come on, guys. I've already gone late. I've got 4 minutes to 11:00.
Help me out here. I'm long winded. Father, I thank You in the name of Jesus. God, I thank You every scar, and every stain
from yesterday would be removed.
That every mark from yesterday and the life
of sin, a life that we should have never been in, in the name of Jesus, we command it to
go. Every bit of hepatitis C, every STD, every
scar, every bit in Jesus name, get out right now. I thank You, Father, in the name of Jesus,
right now, freedom. Every cell, every scar from yesterday, you
get out.
You be removed in Jesus' name. Right now. I command these scars and these stains to
get out. That is not who you are.
You are not that kind of girl anymore, in
the name of Jesus. Right now. Every bit. Every liver, I command you be healed in Jesus'
name.
Right now. Livers, be healed. Hep C, get out. You're no longer welcome in this place.
In the name of Jesus, God. I thank You, Father, that every disease from
yesterday, every scar from yesterday, every track mark in the name of Jesus, I command
them to disappear right now. Every stain, every laceration, every cut in
Jesus' name. Get out.
Right now. Right now. In Jesus' name. Right now.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Every scar from yesterday gone. Holy, holy, Jesus. Every stain from yesterday gone.
Be removed by the blood of our King. Every bit of guilt and shame and condemnation
get out of us, get out of us, get out of here now. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Now loose your people in Jesus' name.
Sickness and disease, loose your people in
Jesus' name. God, loose your people in Jesus' name. Every stain. Every mark.
All depression, all guilt, all shame, all
condemnation, I command you, release God's people. A conscience that is washed by blood. In the name of Jesus, I thank You, Father. In the name of Jesus, God, I thank You, Father.
Brand new. Brand new. Right now in Jesus' name. Brand new.
Every cell. In Jesus' name. Put your hand on somebody besides you right
now. I need everybody to help me.
Father, I thank You in the name of Jesus. I thank You for every bit of sickness, every
bit of disease, every ailment in the name of Jesus. Kidney stones, get out in Jesus' name. Pancreas, come alive in Jesus' name.
Lungs, come alive in Jesus' name. In Jesus' name, every disease, get out. ALS get out in Jesus' name. Every symptom from every disease, every sickness
in Jesus' name.
Get out. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom.
Freedom, Jesus. Father, I thank You in the name of Jesus,
God, for great grace, great freedom. In the mighty name of Jesus, God, every sickness,
every disease, get out. Every joint be healed.
Every bit of arthritis, get out in Jesus'
name. Every sickness, every disease, every sickness,
every disease, get out in Jesus' name. Cancer, get out in Jesus' name. Every disease, loose in Jesus' name.
In Jesus' name. In Jesus' name, brand new. Freedom. Freedom.
Freedom. Jesus. Freedom. Freedom.
Freedom. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Father, I thank You in the name of Jesus,
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Wow I'm excited about being normal. I just am. I am. I'm excited about being able to love people
every day.
Everywhere I go. It should be normal to love people unless
you're being hurt by people. It should be really normal to just be who
God created you to be. God created you in His image and God is love,
so if He created you in His image, then He created you in the image of love.
In the beginning, in the beginning was the
Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God, right? So we look into the Word. We look into the very face of God. And no man can look into the face of God and
live. When you're looking into the Word and you
read the words that Jesus said, you're actually talking to Jesus face-to-face.
When you're looking into the Word of God and
it's all inspired by God -- people say, well, you know, it's a book, and men have fault
and men have this. They do, but God does. And all scripture is God breathed and is used
for reproof or edification, for encouragement, for building people up, and it's our food
that we live by. Instead of just the natural food, it's the
food that we live by, because if we don't get in there, then we have no idea why we're
here.
Okay. So God created us in His image. And it says in Genesis in the image of God
he made man. God created the dust in His image.
God said let Us like make man. God didn't say let Me make man. He said let us make man. That's crazy.
Let us make man in our image. God the Father, God the Son, God the Holy
Ghost. Always together. Trinity, before, here and forever.
A circle. People say how was God created? He wasn't. He was. He just was.
He is the great I Am, right? So God said let us create man in our image,
and in the likeness of God He made man. So in God's likeness He made us. God -- stay with me for a second because I
just want to teach for a couple of minutes and then I want to roll into a couple of things
and I'm sure God will give me when it's time because I don't know what they are yet. I know that sounds funny, but it's true.
All right. So in the beginning He made us and He gave
man one commandment. He created Adam, and then out of Adam He pulled
Eve out of his -- from a rib and He man woman. And He told them one commandment.
He said everything is yours. All is yours. And He created this garden, and in this garden
there was no havoc, there was no destruction. It was to be under man's dominion.
And in Genesis He said have dominion. Be fruitful and multiply. Subdue the earth. So in the beginning God made man.
He created this safe place, this little place
on this big, huge earth called Eden. And it was amazing. And I was just reading with my kids about
it last night, so it's just a little, you know, children's story where, you know, in
these six days God worked, created. On the seventh day He rested.
But when He looked at man, He didn't just
say it was pretty cool. He said it was very good. And He was so pleased with what He created. So God created this one rule and said don't
eat this tree because the day that you eat it, you'll surely die.
So when the enemy, Satan, who didnt' have
permission to force his way, but to just get you to question what God said. So he got Eve to question what God said because
she saw the fruit. It looked good. Satan said have a piece of this.
Eve said no way. God told us no way. He said not to touch that. Well, what do you mean? He got them to question God's Word.
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word
was with God, and the Word was God. God's Word. So He spoke to them and said don't do it. One rule.
I'm talking not just 613 laws and 10 commandments. I'm talking one. This is simple. Here's one rule.
Don't eat this. That's it. It might look good, but it's not good. I'm telling you it's not good.
And so Satan said did God? Come on. Did God really say you'll die? God just knows that when you do it, you'll
be like Him. God created. He said let us make man in our imagine, and
in the likeness of God He made man.
So man was made in the likeness of God and
in the image of God he was made. Satan said God just knows that when you do
it, you'll be like Him. You're already like Him, guys. You don't have to do anything to do it.
You don't have to do anything to become who
He made you. Yeah, but Satan says God just -- come on. God just knows. Don't you want to be like God? Well -- whoa.
And then Eve offered to Adam. Adam -- sometimes -- I've heard ministers
blame women. It's not your fault, ladies. I just don't have any time for that.
It's not. Have you ever met my wife? I really don't have any time for that. No, but both were there. See, what Adam did is this.
This is like crucial. So instead of Adam obeying the voice of His
Father, he obeyed the voice of another. God told Adam don't do it. God told Eve dont do it.
Eve ate. Adam knew what God said, but Eve said it's
okay. So Adam ate. So Adam obeyed the voice of another instead
of the voice of his Father.
So sometimes what happens is in life we obey
the voice of a person instead of the voice of our Father. Or sometimes people can give us their opinions,
but it's really not from the Father. So we obey an opinion instead of the Father. And sometimes we might have a spouse that
might be in disagreement with where your life is, but you've heard the Father, but your
spouse says, no, you need to listen to me.
This is a big deal. Because if you can't hear the voice of your
Father, you'll obey the voice of another. Okay. If you can't hear the voice of your Father,
if you can't obey His voice, you'll always obey a stranger's.
All right. If you can't directly have communion with
the Holy Spirit and actually hear the voice of God, you'll always obey the voice of somebody
else. Because that voice will speak louder. And if you don't know the voice of the Father,
the voice of a stranger sounds like His.
We can't afford to be people that are sons
and daughters of God that have never heard our Father's voice. And not just have heard, we need to hear. Faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the
Word of God. It's all going to go back to the Word.
So we've looked at the Book as something that
are laws or rules in order to follow, but it's not laws and rules. It's actually a love letter written to us
by our Father through the agency of Holy Spirit. And all scripture is inspired by God, and
is used to edify, encourage, to reproof, for correction. For everything.
It's all God breathed by God. It's so important that we understand. It's for training. II Timothy 3:16.
It's for training in righteousness. So what happens is when the Bible was written,
and it's word-for word, line upon line, precept upon precept the whole way through. But it's all for training and righteousness. The Old Testament is what I had to do to be
right with God.
The New Testament is who I am because Jesus
made me right with God. The testament -- the New Testament is actually
the last will and testament of somebody that died and gave you an inheritance. A testament is written by a testator, but
that will is not enforced until the testator's death. So when the testator died, he left you something,
but because Satan blinds the eyes of those lest they should see, we don't pick this up
to find out what we really have and who we really are.
Therefore, we live less than what we are because
we don't know Him and we haven't heard His voice. It's really true. It's amazing. When I got saved, I was so happy about this,
and all I knew was just like one or two scriptures, and I was so excited.
I was like no way. Like God forgave me. That's an important one right there. Like this is so important.
Like God so loved the world that He gave His
Son that whoever would believe in Him wouldn't perish but have eternal life. Perish doesn't just mean you go to hell. Perish means thinks like hell, too. God so loved the world that He gave His Son.
This isn't just a one-time yes to Jesus prayer
and then live like hell the rest of your life. It's not just a one-time Jesus prayer and
then come to church and hope to get fed every Sunday. Sorry. It's not about that.
Boy, you'll starve. You'll come for -- because worship's amazing
here, buddy. It's amazing. You'll come for an amazing worship service
and you'll have some goosebumps and tears and, God, thank You, You're amazing.
Yes. And hear a good word. Wow. Awww Yes.
Oh. Next Sunday. Six days away. Seven days away.
You can't afford that. Every day. Every day you're meant to be fed by the last
will and testament. You're meant to be fed by the very One that
created you.
You're meant to have relationship with the
very One that created you so that when the stranger whispers, you can't like -- you can't
have any attention to that voice. The stranger always talks. He's always saying something. He's always saying something.
Sometimes he just says what people said. Sometimes he likes to say stuff that makes
you think -- make you think that God's the one that said it. Like here's the -- here's one of the most
famous ones, and this is what I'm encountering in the hospital every day. The voice of condemnation, guilt and shame.
It's horrible. It's terrible. It's the devil. Mom's that are in there with their babies
that are completely condemned because they're the ones that put them in there like that.
Because their baby is now going through withdrawal. These women, these women weren't on full blown
heroin. Most of these women were on methadone. Most of these women were on something to come
off, but that drug wasn't designed to come off.
That drug was designed to keep you hooked
for life. I'm not mad. I'm just telling it like it is. When they come to get on methadone, it's a
good change because it's something that not illegal and something you dont have to
get on the street, and you don't have to shoot a needle in your arm.
But when you get on methadone, it's designed
to be just like heroin. It's not designed to have you wean off. It's designed to have you stay. Boy, the pharmaceutical community wouldnt
like this.
It's not okay. It's not okay to stay hooked for something
for life, to say it's better than that when it's still a hook. So there are people that are trying to get
free, but aren't told they can be free, and are told you're okay now because you're on
this, and it's not okay. Now I'll have more people after me.
Whatever. You've met one that hates addiction all the
way through. I hate it because it's the culture of the
devil. I was over in Europe and people drink because
it's culture over there.
And I was with leaders. I mean, I spent time with leaders, and we're
sitting at dinner, and they said, hey, would you like a glass of wine. I said, no, I'm okay. Well, no, no, it's the culture here.
I said why would I violate my conscience for
your culture? Well, you don't have to be legal. That's the comments. Like you don't understand. This is our country.
This is how we grow up. I said, okay, but the Bible, no matter where
you grow up is the same. The Word is the same whether you grow up in
Africa, Europe. It doesn't matter where you.
The Bible -- my Bible is the same, even if
it's interpreted to your language. It's the same Bible as it is in mine. And the Bible says come out and be separate. It doesn't say blend in and be liked.
It says come out and be separate. People say, well, I dont have a problem
with alcohol. When you're on the highway and the speed limit
says 70 and you go 84 because everybody else is, the speed limit says 70. Yeah, but everybody going.
Okay. Come out and be separate. A few were like, oh, come on. Alcohol.
The speed limit. Are you kidding me? See, here's the point. When you start pushing the line. When you start taking the line that is here
because the word is here, and you start pushing it a little further.
Then the word's here. And then it's a little further. And then the word pretty much isn't there
anymore. Then you've -- what you've done is you've
taken your conscience and you've crossed lines and barriers and different things that the
Holy Spirit wants to set up called conviction.
And instead of obeying convictions, you start
to disobey convictions, and then that still small voice gets quieter and quieter and quieter. And then all of a sudden the stranger's voice
gets louder and louder and louder. And then you start to justify yourself for
where you stay and you call it grace. I love Jesus with all my heart.
I'm not some legalist that wants to impose
rules on people. I'm not. I am in love with God with every part of my
being. Every part of me.
But if the Word's not in your life, and the
truth isn't in your life, then anything goes. And then all of a sudden, well, you know,
I believe, personally I believe if God was this, if god was that, then He would be like
this. Oh, personally, I mean, if God is love then
obviously -- I get this all the time. Then obviously God's okay with this and this
and this.
No, God, He's not okay with what you think
He's okay with. God's okay with you submitting and saying
God is my everything, and since I make God my everything, my word -- the Word that He
has created for me, I'm going to dive in there and actually learn and understand who Gods
created me to be so that I know what is right and what is wrong. You guys all right? Kind of. Some of you are looking at me angry.
Whatever. There's a way that seems right to a man, and
it's destruction in the end. I'm telling you that God made this thing easy
for Adam and Eve He said this one thing, don't do it because
in the day you do, you'll die. And Eve ate, Adam obeyed her.
Ate, too. Both of them disobeyed God. Period. And then they hid from the One that created
them.
So what happens is when you know that something's
wrong, you actually hide from the One that created you. Adam. Where are you, Adam? We were afraid. We were naked.
Who told you you were naked? Here's what happened. It's crazy. Did you eat of the tree? It's the woman you made. She, she's the one that deceived me.
If You wouldnt have made her -- if You
wouldnt have made her, I would have never done this. There. Serious. You did this? Well, you know, You're the One that made the
serpent, and if you wouldnt have made the serpent, I wouldnt listen to the serpent,
Adam wouldnt have listened to me, and it's Your fault.
That's crazy. It's always Your fault. It's God fault. It always is.
I meet so many people that are mad at God. It's God's fault. God did it. God did this.
God did that. God did that. God didn't do anything but love us and give
His Son and provide everything for us according to life and godliness, but we blame Him for
things that He's never done because we really don't know him. And we've listened to the voice of a person
instead of the voice of our Father.
We've listened to the opinion of a man or
a woman that's been attacked one time after another and they have their view of who God
is when God is love. The thief comes to steal, kill and destroy. What did the enemy do in the garden? He got them to question God. He stole, killed and destroyed.
He destroyed their covenant. He stole their birthright. Be fruitful and multiple. Subdue the earth.
Have dominion. Here, Adam and Eve, keys. Whoa. The keys of authority God gave them.
Be fruitful and multiple. Raise up kids just like you, Adam. Just like you, Eve. That worship Me out of free will.
It's going to be amazing, and the rule of
My government will have no end. Subdue the earth. You have dominion in this garden, but as you
raise up kids that worship Me out of free will and worship Me, we'll have relationship
together. We'll walk and talk in the cool of the garden,
and the garden will expand and the rule of My government will have no end.
Plan of God. Plan of God. Boom. Did God really say? Come on.
Did He? He didn't really -- He just knows that when
you do this, you'll be like Him. Well, it looks good. It tastes good. I can see.
Here. I can see. If you eat this, you can see, too. Boom.
And they became slave to that one which they
obeyed. Boom. Done. God, I can't let you stay here.
You have to go. And He clothed them with animal skins. He took off their fig leave, clothed them
with animal skins which is a form of a blood covenant. It's amazing.
But He saw the devil in Genesis 3. He looked at him, and He said cursed are you
to crawl on your belly all the days of your life. All the days of the earth. All the days you will be cursed to crawl on
your belly.
And I tell you this. The seed of this woman, the seed of this woman
will crush the head of your seed. You'll bruise his heel, but he'll crush your
head. Covenant.
God. There's going to be One to come, and when
He comes, you're done. Now, Eve, Adam, you got to go. Satan, on his belly.
That means that you're not one that's supposed
to crawl on your belly. That means that you're not worthless. You're not a worm. Jesus to come.
Born. Born of a virgin. The seed. God.
God's seed. Abraham. Abraham's covenant. Isaac, all the way through.
Isaac. The seed. Your seed will be blessed. All these stars.
Your seed. The seed was Jesus. So that means that we're part of this thing. But Jesus comes.
God's prophecy. He prophesied the One that comes. Your seed. Your seed's going to be crushed by My seed.
Jesus on the earth. Boom. What did Jesus do? He came to restore that which was lost. What was lost? You.
What more was lost? Your identity. Your sonship. Your authority. The reality of you being able to walk with
God was lost.
Jesus restored that which was lost. So when Jesus paid the price that He did,
Satan took Him. Satan took Him. Man, when Jesus was tempted, when he went
down to the River Jordan and came back out, He went into the wilderness.
Listen to this temptation. This is crazy. He goes out into the wilderness. Before He went in there, He was baptized in
the River Jordan and what did God say? I'm in teaching mode, sorry.
We're just going to hit this. What did God say to Jesus when He went down
in the water and came back out? This is My Son in whom I am well pleased,
right? Jesus just heard His Father say this is My
Son in whom I'm well pleased. The Holy Spirit descended upon Jesus. Why did the Holy Spirit descend upon Jesus? When Jesus came down to that river and He
asked John the Baptist, He said, John, I need you to baptize Me.
John was baptizing people unto repentance. Jesus didn't need to repent. So when John was down there, he sees Jesus
coming. Behold the Lamb of God that takes away the
sin of the world.
Are you with me? Are you sure? I'm just on a gospel track here. Just follow me through. So John the Baptist sees Jesus coming. Jesus comes to John and says I need you to
baptize Me, and John says You're coming to me, but I need Your baptism.
Jesus couldnt baptize John with the baptism
that He was going to give because He had to be crucified and resurrected for the Holy
Spirit to come down. But He says to John it is necessary so that
righteousness might be fulfilled. The whole Old Testament because of what Adam
did, because of man falling from grace, falling from the reality of who God was in relationship
of them. Then comes Moses.
Moses gets the law. All the law. Everything. 10 Commandments.
613 Laws lived by standards cursed if you
don't walk the way that I give you every day. If you dont go to the left and to the right,
then you're blessed. It was impossible for man to do that. So Jesus has come to fulfill something, to
fulfill the law.
Righteousness would be given to somebody if
they walked not going to the left and not going to the right, if they obeyed every commandment
and every law every day without missing one. You can't afford to try to live that way because
living that way causes guilt, shame and condemnation because there's no way for you to be free,
and you constantly will be bound with guilt, shame and condemnation. It's a no -- there's no way to get through
that thing. No way.
God created it because man chose a man instead
of God. They saw the lightening and the thunders on
Mount Sinai when Moses said come on, let's go, this is amazing. The fear of the Lord is good. And the children said no way, dude.
You talk to Him. We don't want -- we'll listen to you. So they chose Moses instead of the Father,
and so man brought the law on, and it became this crazy, unquenchable fire because even
though you want to do good, you can't, and even though you will to do it, you don't because
it's sin in you that's doing this. There's no way to be free.
It's guilt. It's shame and condemnation. Moses was given a ministry engraved on stones
which was the ministry of condemnation. Jesus was given the ministry of righteousness
that we could have that.
So Moses was given the ministry of condemnation
engraved on stones, but we have been given the ministry of righteousness, not engraved
on stones, engraved on the heart, written on tablets of flesh. That is of the heart. This ministry of stones, this ministry of
trying to obey the law and trying to do everything perfect in your own strength, you can never
do it, you will fall short. All have sinned and all have fallen short.
There's no way for you to be okay here or
here by trying to obey without the Spirit of God, and the truth of God's Word. No way. There's no possible way. You will live in condemnation.
You will live in guilt, and you will live
in shame all the days of your life. There is no hope in there. You are hopeless. That's why Jesus Christ paid a price to put
Christ in you, the hope of glory.
The Holy Spirit in you. Christ was Jesus' last name, it was the anointing. So Jesus, Jesus, it was prophesied by God
in Genesis 3 that He's coming. The seed is coming.
The seed of this woman on through the line. Adam and Eve. Boom. Jesus.
Bang. On the earth. Whoa. Further whoa.
The virgin Mary. You're going to bear, you're going to bear
the Christ. You're going to bear Him. It's going to be amazing.
What? But I'm a virgin. Like how? This? That? How? Because God. Let it be unto me. Listen to this.
According to your Word. This is so, so important that we would take
God's Word and put it where He put it. Because in Psalms 138, verse 2, he put -- He
magnified His Word above His own name. God's name.
God's Word. That's crazy. So if we -- what we don't do is we dont
take heed according to His Word, so it's really hard for us to cleanse our ways. We don't -- we don't let the Word be our priority
and we focus on all these other things to try to occupy our time instead of the very
thing that'll save you and make you a redeemer of time.
That's not a spanking. It's the truth. The Word is not meant for you to try to memorize
and for you to try to get it all in in one day. The Word is something that you put in there,
and it's like a guy that goes to bed at night, and right before he went to bed at night he
threw a bunch of seed out his back window.
And he got up in the morning, and he looked
out back and went, whoa! How did all these get there? Really. That's the Word. The Word is something that you can't even
tell when it's going -- most times it just bypasses this thing. It bypasses.
It doesn't even settle here. It has to go here, and then it comes back
up here. So sometimes we're trying to get it, like
read a whole chapter. Well, well, I didn't really get anything out
of that piece.
But what you don't understand is it's being
deposited in here. So over time that produces fruit, but if you
dont get it in here, you can never find out what God thinks about you, and you'll
always live by what the devil says about you. You'll live by regret, shame, guilty, condemnation. Are you guys okay? All right.
Let's go a little deeper. This is awesome. Yay. So Jesus grows up as a boy to a young man.
The only time in scripture that it even talks
about Him is when His parents lost Him in Jerusalem. He's just a little kid. They're leaving. They left Jerusalem.
They're on their way back. There's a pack of people going. A lot of people going. And Jesus is gone.
They lost God. That's the bummer. As a parent, you're going to be really concerned
about what just happened. Jesus is in the -- He's back there in the
temple.
He's actually talking to the Pharisees, talking
about God. Talking about His Father. The Pharisees are bewildered. They're like freaked out at this young man's
wisdom.
And His parents are like don't You, dont
You care? Look at what You've done to us. Mom, didn't you know I'd be about My Father's
business? Oh, yeah, that's right. Let's go. Crazy.
He goes through His life, lives completely
perfect, never, ever sins, and He didn't do it as God, He did it as a man in right relationship
with God. See, God made a covenant with Moses. This is so, so, so important. I mean, all of it.
It's the Bible. But God made a covenant with Moses, and He
said to Moses, here's My law. There's 613 laws and 10 commandment. In order for you to be right with Me since
you wanted it this way, you have to obey every law and every commandment, and you can't miss
one because if you miss one, you've missed them all, which means no matter how good you
are, no matter how bad you are, you're still just as bad as a person that's really bad.
So whether you miss one law or whether you
miss 613 and 10 -- This is crucial. This is like something in my life that hit
me in the beginning, like in this way because everybody said, Todd, the reason why you love
so much is because you've been forgiven so much. And I looked at people and said, well, this
is true because I didn't have the Spirit of wisdom and revelation didn't dawn on this
thing for me because you have Luke 7, and I always talk about it because we have to
get this. And Luke 7, the woman busted into the house
and anointed Jesus' feet with the alabaster jar, her tears and her hair.
And the Pharisees were freaking out saying
if this man knew what kind of a woman this was, if He really were a prophet, He'd never
let her touch Him. And Jesus says, Simon, suppose you have two,
one at 50 and one 500. The 50 was just a teeny bit. The 500 was a mega amount.
But the Master knew that neither could repay,
so he forgave them both. Which one would be more loved? And since we're talking about money, it's
easy. If you're forgiven a debt of $100 or if you're
forgiven a debt of $1,000,000, which one would make you more appreciative? Well, that's easy. So He uses money because it's real easy for
people's brains to get that.
Well, I suppose of course the one he forgave
more. That's true. And this woman who is a sinner, He said this
is going to go down forever. It's never going to be able to -- it's never
going to be taken out of the Word.
This will never be taken out and it will always
be there in the Word, the whole way through as an example. He said the one who He forgave more, and this
woman who is a sinner, because she'd been forgiven much, she loves much. Problem. We have taken that to mean that the person
that has sinned the most has the right to love more than the person that thinks they
haven't sinned at all.
So now you have people that are like me that
have disobeyed 613 laws and 10 commandments willingly. That rebelled in such a horrible way that
forgiveness came, now I love much. But you have somebody else that's lived a
good life, but only lied once, maybe only bent the truth a couple of times, but pretty
much been honest. Your life is equally just as sinful as my
life.
And until you see that, self-righteousness
will keep you from loving much. There's nobody thats better than another. All. All.
All have sinned and all have fallen short. All have. So whether you were a drug addict for 22 years
or whether you were amazing man your whole life. Missed it once.
Your whole life was a wash. This will keep you from loving people because
you will think that you're pretty good. Self-righteousness is probably one of the
most wicked sins that are out there. Self-righteousness enables you to look above
people instead of coming down and look up at people.
Self-righteousness makes you think that you're
above people. Self-righteousness says come out from among
them and be separate. Don't associate with people so you don't get
dirty. Righteousness says I used to be really filthy,
but God made me really clean.
Not in my own because self-righteousness is
filthy rags to the Father. Righteousness is different. See, when Jesus did what He did, He paid the
price for all to be right in the eyes of our Father. For all of us have a relationship with a loving
Father.
For all of us to have an amazing thing called
grace on our life to enable us to understand an amazing thing called truth that's in front
of us. You guys all right? I love this. This is really good. So sometimes I teach and I'm sharing my heart,
and I've never seen it put together like this.
I just love it. God's like -- He's taking all these scriptures
and He's just making them solid so they can never come apart. That's how He does it with me. I read the Word.
I just -- and then all of a sudden something
I read seven years ago will come in and come together. Oh, whoa, ah, that's why. Yes. And I'll get excited and people are like what's
wrong with you? It's not what's wrong, it's what's been made
right.
It's what's been made right. When you realize that you are right with God. When you realize that you've been made right
with the One that created you, guilt and shame and condemnation can never whisper its voice
to you again. How many of you would like to never be guilty,
ashamed or condemned? Only five, six of you.
This isn't strange doctrine. This is the Bible. It's the Word that sets you free, but it's
not just the Word that sets you free, it's the Word that keeps you free. The truth of it.
The great news is that you don't have to be
some scholar to get it because if you're a scholar, you might just be able to read the
book and say I already did it. Read it the whole way through in a year. That's not good. I always tell people that the iPad is awesome
because I can look at one page and there's only like 20 scriptures on there, and then
I flip it when I'm ready.
Sometimes that book becomes overwhelming when
I see how thick it is. I tell my daughter just a couple of years
ago, Destiny, she's like, Dad, this is such a lot in this book. I go, yeah, I haven't even read the whole
thing. She's what? How do you preach the gospel? What do you mean you haven't read the whole
thing? I'm like, no, I'm still trying to swallow
what I've put in my mouth.
Honestly, people, sometimes ministers, oh,
that's, well, I've read a whole lot more than that. Or, well, if he -- that's not okay. He didn't go to Bible school. That's -- something's wrong here.
What if it's not what's wrong? What if it's what's been made right? And what if I just really see who God's created
me to be? And what if it's not about how much you've
read? What if it's about what you've become that
you've read? What if it's not about how much you've memorized? What if it's about old things passing away
and all things becoming new? But what if we've started our life in Christianity,
and we got born again 30 years ago, and what if we've went through Bible school and ministry
school and all that stuff, but you're still condemned? That wouldnt be good, and that wouldnt
be the gospel because Jesus has paid a price for us to be free. You guys all right? And I'm not pointing the finger at ministers
or Bible school or none of that stuff. I'm not. The blood of Jesus, the blood of Jesus is
what has made us free.
Like the blood of Jesus has made us so free
that who the Son sets free is free indeed. But if you're not free --
II Corinthians 3 talks about Moses having been given the ministry engraved on stones,
but it was the ministry of condemnation. So Moses in the most amazing ministry that
he had been given was engraved on stones, and it was the ministry of condemnation. But we, you, I, people that are born again,
sons and daughters of God, have been given a different ministry.
There is a complete different ministry. See, the ministry that Moses was given was
the ministry of condemnation engraved on stones, but the ministry that we have been given is
the ministry of righteousness. The ministry engraved on stones had glory,
but the ministry of righteousness has much more glory. It says that the letter kills.
The ministry engraved on stones. It kills. But the Spirit gives life. The ministry of reconciliation is the ministry
that Jesus gave us, but the ministry of reconciliation can only come when you've understood the ministry
of righteousness.
We have been given the ministry of righteousness. Righteousness is that I have right standing
with God. You guys with me? All right. I'm backtracking and going forward and staying
on the same spot, but we'll end well.
All right. I need to, I need to, and I've been praying,
God, help me be a better witness. Help me be a better witness of what You've
done. Help me not ever take this gospel, this glorious
gospel of holiness, of purity, of no compromise, of power, of freedom, of grace that empowers
truth, and help me never take that and lower the standard.
Help me never try to clobber over the head
with it to tell them they need to be like me because I just want to be like You. God, help me explain what freedom is in the
gospel in a simple way that a 4 year old can understand it, so that if a 4 year old can
understand it, then an adult that's been saved for 65 years can understand it, too, and that
one, in one moment, God, boom, freedom has come, and the truth of who they're created
to be all their life can hit. We need to understand this amazing blood covenant
that we've been given. The blood covenant is so awesome, so awesome
that God's Son was sacrificed to make you become sons and daughters.
That God told the devil that the seed of this
woman, He's going to crush your head. You're going to bruise His heel, but He's
going to crush your head. There are two seeds that are actually trying
to reproduce themselves in your soul, in your mind, your will and your emotion. There is this seed of the enemy, guilt, shame,
condemnation, depression, bitterness, unforgiveness, anger, wrath, rage, malice.
All that stuff is trying to recreate itself
here and make you think according to the way that seems right to a man. Jesus told Peter when Peter said -- when He
said who do men say that I am? Well, some say this, and some say that. Yeah, but who do you say that I am? And Peter said You're the Christ, because
God, just a glimmer -- You're the Christ, the Son of God. Blessed are you, Simon.
Blessed are you, Simon. Amazing job. Flesh and blood didn't reveal that to you. You didn't come with that yourself.
It's impossible for man to come up with that
one themselves. You've heard from the Father. Awesome. Yay.
Simon's like, that's right. I heard from the Father. You guys didn't. I did.
Because Simon's thinking like an orphan. He's not thinking like a son. He can't think like a son until Jesus, the
Son, pays the price for us to become sons and daughters, and the spirit of sonship comes. But Peter didn't have it yet.
He had the Holy Spirit with him. Jesus said don't fear, guys, in John 16. Don't fear. I will not leave you as orphans.
I will come. But Peter in this place is still an orphan. Faking. Getting a glimpse, but faking that he knows
it all.
James and John, man, this is awesome, Lord. You've given us great authority. We went to Samaria, and they said, no, they
don't want you. Let us kill them.
They've got power. Let us call down fire. Elijah did. Old Testament prophet.
Give us the authority. You've already given us some authority, we're
casting out devils. We're healing the sick. It's amazing, blind eyes are open, and deaf
ears are open.
Come on. The Holy Spirit was with them, but He wasn't
in them. He was with them, and they had great power. These disciples were not even born again and
they were healing the sick.
They were cleansing the lepers. They were raising -- they were doing the stuff,
and they were not born again. They couldn't be until Jesus was crucified,
resurrected. But Jesus said you know what? You're really messed up.
Come with me. Peter, come on. Judas, you're going to betray Me into the
hands of men. You're going to sell me out for a couple pieces
of silver.
You're going to kiss me on the cheek and that's
going to be the signal. Come on. Follow me. Peter says You're the Christ, the Son of God.
Jesus said flesh and blood didn't give that
to you, but My Father did, and upon this rock I'm going to build My church and the gates
of hell will not prevail against it. Awesome, John Peter. Amazing. Wow.
High 5. That's right. And, by the way, I'm going to die, Peter. No! You're not going to die.
Forget it. All this power? This shall never happen to You. Away from Me, Satan. Your mind is full of the things of man.
What? Wait a minute. I thought I just heard from God. Now You're calling me the devil. What? No, no, no.
I'm not calling you the devil. I'm saying you're thinking like the devil. Your mind is full of the things of man and
not the things of God. And then Jesus says, unless a man deny himself,
pick up his cross and follow Me, he cannot be my disciple.
What good would it be for a man to gain the
whole world yet lose his own soul? What profit, right? It's crazy, but Jesus is pointing out something
real simple. He's saying, Simon, you're thinking like a
man, and to think like a man is to think demonically. One day you're going to think like the Father,
but right now get behind Me. You're a stumbling block for Me.
What you don't understand, Peter, is that
what I'm about to do is going to make you not think that way anymore. So get behind Me. Are you with me? So Jesus goes through life, comes to the River
Jordan. When He gets there, the whole Old Testament
-- there's 613 laws and 10 commandments in order for you to be made right with God you
have to obey all the days of your life.
Jesus came, was born of the virgin Mary, did,
and went through the whole law as a man, not as God, because God made covenant between
man. God and man. So if man gets his end, God has His end because
He is holy. So Jesus walked and never sinned all the days
of His life.
Comes to that River Jordan at 30 years old. I think I said it before. It'd be good for us to hear it again. At 30 years old in Jewish culture, you inherit
everything that your father has.
So when Jesus comes down to that river and
He says to John I need you to baptize Me so that righteousness might be fulfilled. Jesus didn't have any need to repent, but
when He came down to the river and ask John, John said I need Your baptism. Jesus said, no, you need to do this because
righteousness needs to be fulfilled. The fulfillment of righteousness is the fulfillment
of the law, but the only one that it was fulfilled for is the One that walked it out.
So Jesus got baptized in the River Jordan. The heavens were opened. They'd been closed for 400 years. John the Baptist came to prepare the way for
the Lord.
Now the Lord is here. John knew it. God said the One whom the Spirit comes down
upon, that's the One. The Spirit came down like a dove, rested upon
Jesus.
The heavens were opened, and what did God
say to Jesus. This is My Son in whom I am well pleased. Jesus is led by the Spirit of God. He's led by the Spirit of God into the wilderness.
He goes out into the wilderness, and He's
there for 40 days. Now watch. The wilderness that Jesus went into is the
only legal wilderness that we're allowed to be in. People say I'm in the wilderness, pray for
me, brother.
Well, my question is there are two wildernesses
that you can be in. You can be in one that the children of Israel
were in, out there wandering around for 40 years. They were complainers. They were gossipers.
They were murmurers. And they loathed the worthless bread. That was them. The very thing that God gave them to sustain
life.
That bread that came down from heaven that
Moses gave. Jesus said, Moses, Moses gave you bread, but
really it was My Father who gave you bread. That bread that came down was living bread. I am that living bread.
That means that every day that God satisfied
the Israelites in front of their tent -- every day there was a pile of manna in front of
everyone. Think about it. A million. Millions.
Every morning bread. Right there in front. That manna, Jesus says that was the living
bread, and I am that living bread which means that Jesus was the manna that came down from
heaven. And instead of being satisfied, they loathed
it.
So instead of being satisfied with that thing,
instead of being satisfied with Jesus, they said we loath this worthless bread. Jesus says I am the bread that came down from
heaven. And then He says unless you eat My flesh and
drink My blood, and they went cannibal. But what Jesus wasn't just talking about communion.
He said unless I'm your everything. Unless I'm your everything. Unless I become your everything you cannot
be. Unless I become your everything.
Unless Jesus becomes your everything you cannot
be. So He's out there in the wilderness. He went into the wilderness selfless. He didnt go into the wilderness selfish.
The children of Israel went through the Red
Sea and they went into the wilderness selfish, and they died there. Jesus went into the wilderness selfless, and
He came out of the wilderness with the Holy Ghost and power. When you go in selfish, you die there. When's it going to be my day? When's it going to be my break? God, when's it my turn? Why does this stuff always happen to me? I can't believe they talked about me.
That's just so stupid. Well, let me tell you what I think about them. You don't need that. What you need is selfless.
You guys all right? You're like not really. It's a whole lot. I'm just eating lunch. So Jesus is tempted.
He goes out. The first temptation the devil says -- Jesus
is hungry. He's fasted 40 days. The enemy comes to him and he said if You
are the Son of God, if You are.
Here's what he's saying. I saw one just like You in the garden. I got them to eat, I'll get You to eat. If You are, then change these stones into
bread.
Jesus said man does not live by bread alone. What Eve and Adam should have said. Man doesn't need this fruit our Father said. Why? Because God just told Jesus, even though it's
in Deuteronomy man doesn't live by man alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth
of God but by every word of God.
God said to Jesus before He went out in that
wilderness, this is My Son in whom I'm well pleased. Jesus' last thing that He even heard before
He went out there was God speak. Why did God say that? Jesus fulfilled righteousness. Righteousness was fulfilled for Jesus.
God opened the heavens and says this is My
Son in whom I'm well pleased. This is why sonship is so important in your
life, because when Jesus was tempted for the second time, the enemy, he takes Him up and
he shows Him all the kingdoms of the world, and he says all of this, all of this and their
glory. All of this, the devil says, all of this in
their glory has been given unto me. How did he get that? Adam and Eve gave him the keys.
Satan is dangling the keys in front of Jesus
saying all of this and their glory has been given to me, and I can give them to whoever
I wish. Bow down and worship me, and I'll give you
this. Jesus said, come on, man. Jesus didn't take the keys that way.
If Jesus took the keys that way, you wouldnt
be able to have what you have today. Satan tries another time. Takes Him up to the high point of the temple. Throw yourself off for it is written.
Come on. The angels will catch you. Satan twists scripture. He tries to twist it.
You need to know who God is and know what
God says about you. Jesus comes out of the wilderness. He goes out and for three-and-a-half years
it is profuse and amazing. Jesus did not heal as God.
He healed as a man in perfect relationship
with God. He was fully God and fully man, but when He
was fully man, He defeated the devil as a man made in God's image. He fulfilled the law as a man. You have to understand that because the covenant
was made between God and man.
So when He fulfilled that, it was only -- the
heavens were only open for Him and whoever He gave authority to go and do the stuff that
He told them to do. So the disciples when Jesus picks up these
disciples, these guys are following Him, and it is amazing, and everywhere He went, miracles
and signs and wonders happened everywhere they went. He gave the disciples authority and what happened
what them, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then He says, He says to them
that He's got to go to the cross. Peter said no, shall never happen to You.
You can't just leave. You're the best thing that ever happened to
me. Get behind Me, Satan, you're thinking like
a man and not like God. I need to do what I need to do in order for
you to be who you're going to be.
But if I don't do this, you can't be that. Are you guys with me still? This is so powerful. So Jesus pays this ultimate price, the ultimate
price. Heaven went bankrupt to get you back.
That's the ultimate price. The worth that you have, the value that you
have. Jesus came down, born of the virgin Mary,
grows up as a man, fulfills the covenant that God made, the last will and testament, the
Old Testament, the law. 613 Laws, 10 commandments.
He pays this price so that you don't have
to walk them out in your flesh because you can't anyway, because even though you want
to, you can't, and even though you will to do it, you don't because it's sin in you that
crushes that thing, that disables you from being able to walk that way. You cannot do holy. You cannot because it's this very guy, Peter,
this very man that was thinking like a mere man instead of thinking like God that Jesus
rebuked and said get behind me, Satan, you're thinking like a man and not God. Are you with me? So Peter and the disciples are traveling with
Jesus.
He gives them ecsousia authority. We talked about it last week, but He can't
give them dunamis because dunamis comes from being a pawn and within. The Holy Spirit wasn't within them. The Holy Spirit was around them.
They got glimpses. They got glimmers, but they were on the outside
looking in and they were operating with power as orphans and wanted to blow up cities, and
deny Jesus. Peter denied Jesus as an orphan that didn't
want to deny, but did, and even though he willed to not deny Him, he did
See, what we've done in the church sometimes is we've celebrated the carnal nature and
the divine nature, and we've made ourselves bipolar. And we've told people, well, you're always
going to miss it.
That's not what the Bible says. The Bible doesn't say you have to wake up
and miss it. People say, well, you're always going to sin,
I just ask people, when you got up this morning and you went and brushed your teeth -- hopefully
-- when you went and did that, when you got into the bathroom, used the bathroom, did
you sin? When you brushed your teeth, did you sin? Did you miss it? Not yet. When you ate breakfast this morning, you ate
cereal or eggs or whatever, did you sin? I hope not.
Well, when you drove here, did you? How far can you go? How long can you make it? Because when you think like Peter thought,
this shall never happen to you, Lord. I can never be free. I will always sin. I will always fall short.
When you think like that, you will manifest
that. But if you don't see who God created you to
be, you can never manifest who God says you are, and if you can't see who you be, you
can't manifest who you are. You will always try to do to be. You will always do things to try to please
God instead of living from a place where you're already pleasing to God.
It's works. The Old Testament was by works so in order
for you to be right, you have to obey 613 laws and 10 commandments in order to be right
with God. You had to do right in order to be right. The New Testament is Jesus Christ that completely
paid every, every price for you every place that needed to be paid.
He became your substitute and He didn't just
die for you, He did as you. And if you see the reality of what He did
on Calvary, of what He did on that cross, it's as if the handwriting of requirements
against you was wiped out and nailed to Him on the tree. It was wiped out as if there's nothing against
you. But if you don't see what God created you
to be, you will constantly be living under guilt, shame and condemnation, and you will
never be able to be free to be who you really are, and who you really are is a son.
Guys, this has been almost 12 years of no
guilt, no shame and no condemnation in my life. People have said, well, that's a special gift. You're right. It's called the free gift of righteousness
that the Bible says that you and I are to reign as kings in this life for the free gift
of righteousness and the abundance of grace.
That is a gift that's been given by God that
rarely do I see Christians that have unwrapped it, and when they unwrap it, they don't believe
it. Is it true that Jesus paid the price for me
to be forgiven of all sin? If He paid the price for me to be forgiven
of all sin, why would I revisit things that He paid the price for me to be free from? We have psychologically tried to find peace
in this thing and it's not psychological, it's supernatural. The blood of Jesus cleanses our conscience
from dead works in order to serve God. Your conscience is this very thing that remembers
everything.
Everything. And the blood of Jesus -- help me, Jesus. Yeah, but it needs to sink. It does.
You need to be able to look in the mirror
and say, whoa, I see You in there. And not just on Sunday. Not just after service. I'm talking Wednesday morning when you wake
up, look in the mirror.
Oh, my God. Moses was given the ministry of condemnation. That's glory. We have been given the ministry not engraved
on stones, the ministry of righteousness that has much more glory.
It goes through and it says we all -- it says
the Lord is the Spirit, and where the Spirit of the Lord is there is liberty. That means that where He's not, there's bondage. Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is
liberty, and we all with unveiled face beholding as in a mirror the glory of the Lord. We all with unveiled face beholding as in
a mirror the glory of the Lord.
It says we, we, move from glory to glory. We are being transformed into the same image,
moving from glory to glory, not from bummer to bummer. We're to move from glory to glory. It says I'm unashamed of the gospel for it
is the power of God unto salvation for them that believe.
Romans 1:16. For in it, in the gospel -- what's in the
gospel? The power of it. What's in the power of it? The righteousness of God is revealed from
faith to faith, for it is written the just, just, just as if I never sinned. Just as if I never ate the tree.
Jesus paid the price on Calvary, and He died
not just for me, He died as me so that I never have to revisit the things that I wish I'd
never done. That all regret, all guilt, all condemnation,
all shame could be wiped out completely so that I can look and have not just a clean
slate, not just a second chance, because if it was a second chance, you might mess that
one up, too. You might need a third chance or a fourth
chance. It's not chances.
It's a brand new life. Jesus paid a price for old things to pass
away and for all things to become new. The problem is that we don't believe all things. We don't.
We believe there's some things left. And am I saying because I'm talking about
like living a life of purity, am I saying that we're never going to miss it? No, I'm not. I'm saying that the Holy Spirit becomes the
convictor of your life. The convictor.
And if you miss it, you have an advocate who's
faithful and just to cleanse you of all unrighteousness. That doesn't mean that I live and I'm Mr.
Holy. That just means that the Bible says be holy,
not do holy. When you be who God created you to be, and
you see the reality of who God created you to be, and you see that you've been made right
with the Creator, and you see that you're right in God's eyes, when you're right in
God's eyes, you can have boldness to approach the throne of grace in time of need, and when
is the last time you didn't need Jesus? You always need Jesus.
We need to live in the throne room. Not that I have to see a sea of glass, or
lightening or thunders, and rainbows and all that. It's not about that. It's about knowing and believing the truth
of what God says about you and stop living by the lies that the devil is telling you.
And stop living by the opinions of people
that say you always have to be bound because you're wrong. People say, well, you can't just be free. You're never going to really be free. So many people have told me that.
You can't just be free, man. What are you talking about? Then what did Jesus pay a price for? Did He pay a price for you to live in bondage? No, He paid a price for you to be free. Who did He free you from? You. The gospel frees you from you so that you
can be free from people so that people no longer are your potter, so the situations
no longer mold you or shape you, but you actually are the influencer in every situation that
you walk into so that everything you do, whether in word or deed, you are to do it as unto
the Lord, and not for people, and you are to live as a living witness, bearing witness
to a living chain, a living Savior that Christ in you is the hope of glory.
So when He pays the price on Calvary, He pays
the price not for your sins just to be forgiven and remembered. He pays the price for your sins to be forgiven
and forgotten. The blood of Jesus cleanses your conscience
from dead works so everything that you wished you've never done, the blood of Jesus actively,
internally, cleanses you and washes you completely clean from who you were so that you can finally
step into who He says you are. But if you don't see this, then old things
don't pass away, and all things don't become new
Some things become new, but old things will constantly creep up on your life and cause
you to do bad things because the more you look back in a rear view mirror from sins
that Jesus says you're forgiven of, the more condemned you are, and you can't drive straight.
Because he who puts his hands to the plow
looking back isn't fit for the kingdom. We have to believe the beginning of the gospel. We have to believe the blood of Jesus has
set us free. We have to believe that we've entered into
the law of liberty.
We have to believe that we've been forgiven
and our Father isn't going to wipe it in our face and say, yeah, but remember this. That's not God. I remember the first time we baptized these
when we were doing that first baptism service because it happened just the other week when
I was just down in Orlando when these girls that were from Karen's House, I think they
were, they had cuts all over their arms, and I was talking about the same thing I'm talking
about now. Talking about forgiveness and radical redemption
that sin brought a stain into your body from yesterday, that if you've been forgiven of
that sin, then God wants to remove the mark that's in your body of yesterday.
And it sounds crazy. Well, you know, God wants to keep that to
remind you. Stop it. Jesus bore it in His body, our sicknesses
and He bore in His body our sin.
It's a two part covenant. Why would God want you to keep something in
your body that He paid a price to be removed? And if you've been forgiven and you've repented,
then that thing no longer belongs in your body and it's trespassing. I was just at another service -- that night
we baptized four girls, and each one of them came out with all their scars gone. It's really real.
The other night I'm -- the other night I'm
in Orlando, and I'm sharing my heart on this very thing, this very forgiveness, this very
repentance, the reality of redemption, and I asked these kids to come forward, and a
bunch of kids came forward just to say yes to Jesus, and the one girl down there, she's
growling, and she's manifesting not good things, and I came down off the stage, and I'm holding
her, just praying for her, and she's growling at me, and tears, and anger and hatred. Not because she hates me, but she hates the
Christ in me. And I'm sitting there praying for her. I don't even know what she's wrapped up in.
All I know is this thing is bondage and it
needs to go. So we're praying for her, and all of a sudden
she gets really hot. She takes off her jacket, and she has a t-shirt
on, and she looks down, and she starts going like this, and smiling and laughing. And I said what's up? She goes all my scars are gone.
I go what do you mean? She goes I had scars everywhere. I got new skin. I said come up here right now. You're a preacher, I said to her.
She goes, no, no, I'm not. I said come up on stage. I need you to share your heart with these
people. They're all kids.
She shares her heart, and this lady gets on
stage, and she goes I just want to say that I'm not in sin anymore, and she starts boldly
proclaiming the gospel. This is like a 13-year-old, 14-year-old girl. I mean like -- sounds like Lisa Bevere, man. She's going after it.
I mean, after it. And she goes if you've got scars on your arm,
just lift your arms up right now. They lift them up. Eight kids, all their scars disappear.
All of them. Why? Because God can. Because He can. If Jesus bore in His body your sin, and we've
been forgiven of our sin, He also bore in His body our sicknesses, so our sicknesses
and our diseases can be removed.
And if you've got STDs, and you've got cuts
and scars and stuff from yesterday, Jesus wants to remove that stuff. Why? Because that's redemption. Having believed unto righteousness -- by His
stripes you're healed. That's the gospel.
Okay. So if you've got any kind of stain from yesterday
in your body, just stand up. I know people are like, no, I don't want to. You should, okay? Come on.
Yay, Jesus. Awesome. Come on. I want some people around these folks right
now.
I'm just going to pray for them that every
bit disappears. This is not a shameful thing. It's saying I am not that person anymore. That was who I used to be, but today this
is who I am.
I am a child of God. I am not one that is in sin. I am not one that is in this life, that this
is a past. This is a mark from yesterday.
I want people around everybody that's standing
right now. Come on, guys. I've already gone late. I've got 4 minutes to 11:00.
Help me out here. I'm long winded. Father, I thank You in the name of Jesus. God, I thank You every scar, and every stain
from yesterday would be removed.
That every mark from yesterday and the life
of sin, a life that we should have never been in, in the name of Jesus, we command it to
go. Every bit of hepatitis C, every STD, every
scar, every bit in Jesus name, get out right now. I thank You, Father, in the name of Jesus,
right now, freedom. Every cell, every scar from yesterday, you
get out.
You be removed in Jesus' name. Right now. I command these scars and these stains to
get out. That is not who you are.
You are not that kind of girl anymore, in
the name of Jesus. Right now. Every bit. Every liver, I command you be healed in Jesus'
name.
Right now. Livers, be healed. Hep C, get out. You're no longer welcome in this place.
In the name of Jesus, God. I thank You, Father, that every disease from
yesterday, every scar from yesterday, every track mark in the name of Jesus, I command
them to disappear right now. Every stain, every laceration, every cut in
Jesus' name. Get out.
Right now. Right now. In Jesus' name. Right now.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Every scar from yesterday gone. Holy, holy, Jesus. Every stain from yesterday gone.
Be removed by the blood of our King. Every bit of guilt and shame and condemnation
get out of us, get out of us, get out of here now. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Now loose your people in Jesus' name.
Sickness and disease, loose your people in
Jesus' name. God, loose your people in Jesus' name. Every stain. Every mark.
All depression, all guilt, all shame, all
condemnation, I command you, release God's people. A conscience that is washed by blood. In the name of Jesus, I thank You, Father. In the name of Jesus, God, I thank You, Father.
Brand new. Brand new. Right now in Jesus' name. Brand new.
Every cell. In Jesus' name. Put your hand on somebody besides you right
now. I need everybody to help me.
Father, I thank You in the name of Jesus. I thank You for every bit of sickness, every
bit of disease, every ailment in the name of Jesus. Kidney stones, get out in Jesus' name. Pancreas, come alive in Jesus' name.
Lungs, come alive in Jesus' name. In Jesus' name, every disease, get out. ALS get out in Jesus' name. Every symptom from every disease, every sickness
in Jesus' name.
Get out. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom.
Freedom, Jesus. Father, I thank You in the name of Jesus,
God, for great grace, great freedom. In the mighty name of Jesus, God, every sickness,
every disease, get out. Every joint be healed.
Every bit of arthritis, get out in Jesus'
name. Every sickness, every disease, every sickness,
every disease, get out in Jesus' name. Cancer, get out in Jesus' name. Every disease, loose in Jesus' name.
In Jesus' name. In Jesus' name, brand new. Freedom. Freedom.
Freedom. Jesus. Freedom. Freedom.
Freedom. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Father, I thank You in the name of Jesus,
God..
Rohui, Mom's friend will give us items for the bazaar. We are going to receive them. Which friend of mine will it be? Let's go down the stairs. One.
- Two, three, four. / - Two, three, four. (They arrive at a hair salon.) Who will it be? Yujin! Hello. Hello.
Yujin! - Hello, hello. / - Rohui! Hello. - Say hello to her. / - Hello.
Hello. - You became prettier. / - Rohui. Her name is similar to mine.
- What is her name? / - Kim Yujin. (Kim Yujin) - Yujin is right. / - Kim is my last name. She is So Yujin.
- So Yujin. / - That's right. How old is she? - She is 30 months old. / - 30 Months old.
I am hungry. Dad, I am hungry. - She can speak very well. / - Are you hungry? I'm hungry.
I'm hungry. - Where did you get that? / - How about the baby? Right... Congratulations on having many children. Is it a boy or a girl? Which one do you prefer? I heard somewhere that your husband wants a son.
- My husband? / - Yes. At first, he did. Now he's fallen for his daughter. He dotes on her.
He wants another daughter. (She laughs when her dad cooks.) It's funny to see black pasta, right? Is it fun to see it get cooked? (The father and daughter are loving.) I hope you have a daughter. My husband is hoping for a daughter. - Let's hope for one.
/ - Men want daughters. I brought gifts. What are these? You always give me gifts. Yujin has been giving me gifts from when I was single.
She made the skirt Rohui is wearing. We are busy. - It suits her well. / - It's so pretty.
- The skirt is so pretty. / - Thank goodness. - Are these the items? / - Yes. The sizes are all different.
- They are for the bazaar. / - Yes. - Look at this. / - It's so pretty.
These clothes are too small for Yonghee. How cute! Children only wear them once or twice - as they grow up fast. / - That's right. Clothes for sons look different.
- They do, right? / - Yes. Organizing them made - my heart melt. / - It brings back memories. - When my son was a baby, / - This one is cute.
He wore these clothes. - They are so cute. / - How pretty! It's something Yonghee wore as a baby. What is that? What is that? Yonghee used this a lot.
Now he's too tall, it only comes up to here. - This? / - Babies use this to carry their belongings - at picnics. / - It's pretty. It's pretty.
How cute! I want to carry it. You may carry it. I think it might be too small for you. - It's her size.
/ - She can still carry it. Mom, look at this. How cute! Rohui, we need to sell it. - You can buy it.
/ - We need to sell it. She can't buy it. - Do you want it? / - Yes. Ask Aunt Yujin how much it is.
How much do you need? "How much do you need?" (Hold on.) How much do you need? (It's a famous line by Wonbin.) How much do you need? (How much do you need?) "How much do you need?" Kiss me 100 times. (You are hilarious.) Seohyun used this when she was a baby. Isn't it cute? Children love this cat character. (Seohyun's backpack is pink.) Rohui would like that one better.
- Rohui. / - Yes? There is a backpack with a cat. It's not a cat. It's a kitty.
/ - It's not that. - It's a kitty. / - All right. Which one do you like better? Tiger.
You like tiger better. (I knew it.) Seohyun loves pink, yellow, - and anything princess style. / - She is feminine. She dressed up and does this - in front of the mirror.
/ - How cute! She doesn't do that. - Really? / - She doesn't do that. - How fascinating! / - I hope I didn't raise her too much like a boy. Dad, come here.
Come here, Dad. What are you doing? (She is testing the tiger suitcase.) Where are you going, Rohui? Are you going on a trip? Yes, I am going on a trip. (Cute and cheerful) She is going somewhere with the tiger suitcase. It's become Rohui's.
(I will go on a walk.) Don't you get morning sickness? Morning sickness? I don't like the smell of fish. I am envious. - You want a second child. / - Yes, I do.
It would be nice to have a second child. Two children are better than one. - They can play together. / - You need siblings.
That's right. I have four children. They play well together. (Yonghee plays well with his sister.) Since Rohui is by herself, I wonder how she will be if she has a sibling.
That's right. Do you want a boy or a girl? - I want two daughters. / - You want two daughters. My parents had two daughters.
It's nice to have a sister. Boy or girl doesn't matter. You should work out. I had three children when I wasn't working out.
You need to work out. I am worried. You must work out. I feel like I will give birth when I cough.
- Really? / - Say, "I am back." (She's tested the suitcase and has come back.) - Thank you. / - You brought many items. - No, I didn't. / - How pretty! You brought many items.
- Are they okay? / - Thank you so much. I am glad these are enough. - We will sell them well. / - It's for a good cause.
I hope these items help. (At that moment) - Hello. / - Hello. (Some girls say hello to them.) Hello.
(They run into GFriend.) - Rohui. / - Hello, we are GFriend. - Hello. / - Hello.
Rohui. Rohui. It's hard to meet these girls. It's harder to meet Rohui.
Hello. Hello. Hello. We often watch The Return of Superman.
- That's right. / - Hello, Rohui. Rohui, these girls sing and dance prettily. Do you know our songs? She has no idea.
We can sing her a song. We will sing you a song, Rohui. - Let's go. / - Let's go.
(They have a live concert in the hair salon.) (Flustered) - From today on / - From today on - It's a good song, right? / - How cute! She likes it. - I like your songs. / - Really? - Thank you. / - She loves them.
- I am serious. / - Thank you. When I was young, I was in "Truth Game" as the little S.E.S. You mean the TV program, "Truth Game".
Yes. (They share a connection.) (She wanted to be the next S.E.S.) SinB, who wanted to be the next S.E.S. Met with Eugene, the original fairy. (SinB realized her dream.) I really wanted to meet you.
I danced to "I'm Your Girl". Thank you. (It's a heartwarming meeting.) I see. We have snacks in the car.
Would you like some? Would you like some? It's as big as a double-decker bus. It's big. (They bring out a bundle of snacks.) She carries a lot of snacks. - Rohui.
/ - Where is jelly? - Do you like this? / - Do you like jelly? There is grape jelly. I want to eat this. - Do you want to eat this? / - Yes. Please open it.
- Shall I open it? / - How cute! Please open it. Do you want it now? Yes. I want to eat two. Here.
Put it in your bag. - There are other jellies. / - How about this one? It's very delicious. It's grape jelly.
- Good job. / - There is another one. - Do you want that too? / - It's grape jelly. Here you go.
She is taking her share. You have enough, right? Let's go now. This is mine. Rohui, say thank you.
- Thank you. / - Thank you. I love you. - We love you.
/ - Rohui, say, - "Let's go, GFriend!" / - Would you do that? Let's go, GFriend. - Let's go. / - Thank you. - Thank you.
Rohui, Mom's friend will give us items for the bazaar. We are going to receive them. Which friend of mine will it be? Let's go down the stairs. One.
- Two, three, four. / - Two, three, four. (They arrive at a hair salon.) Who will it be? Yujin! Hello. Hello.
Yujin! - Hello, hello. / - Rohui! Hello. - Say hello to her. / - Hello.
Hello. - You became prettier. / - Rohui. Her name is similar to mine.
- What is her name? / - Kim Yujin. (Kim Yujin) - Yujin is right. / - Kim is my last name. She is So Yujin.
- So Yujin. / - That's right. How old is she? - She is 30 months old. / - 30 Months old.
I am hungry. Dad, I am hungry. - She can speak very well. / - Are you hungry? I'm hungry.
I'm hungry. - Where did you get that? / - How about the baby? Right... Congratulations on having many children. Is it a boy or a girl? Which one do you prefer? I heard somewhere that your husband wants a son.
- My husband? / - Yes. At first, he did. Now he's fallen for his daughter. He dotes on her.
He wants another daughter. (She laughs when her dad cooks.) It's funny to see black pasta, right? Is it fun to see it get cooked? (The father and daughter are loving.) I hope you have a daughter. My husband is hoping for a daughter. - Let's hope for one.
/ - Men want daughters. I brought gifts. What are these? You always give me gifts. Yujin has been giving me gifts from when I was single.
She made the skirt Rohui is wearing. We are busy. - It suits her well. / - It's so pretty.
- The skirt is so pretty. / - Thank goodness. - Are these the items? / - Yes. The sizes are all different.
- They are for the bazaar. / - Yes. - Look at this. / - It's so pretty.
These clothes are too small for Yonghee. How cute! Children only wear them once or twice - as they grow up fast. / - That's right. Clothes for sons look different.
- They do, right? / - Yes. Organizing them made - my heart melt. / - It brings back memories. - When my son was a baby, / - This one is cute.
He wore these clothes. - They are so cute. / - How pretty! It's something Yonghee wore as a baby. What is that? What is that? Yonghee used this a lot.
Now he's too tall, it only comes up to here. - This? / - Babies use this to carry their belongings - at picnics. / - It's pretty. It's pretty.
How cute! I want to carry it. You may carry it. I think it might be too small for you. - It's her size.
/ - She can still carry it. Mom, look at this. How cute! Rohui, we need to sell it. - You can buy it.
/ - We need to sell it. She can't buy it. - Do you want it? / - Yes. Ask Aunt Yujin how much it is.
How much do you need? "How much do you need?" (Hold on.) How much do you need? (It's a famous line by Wonbin.) How much do you need? (How much do you need?) "How much do you need?" Kiss me 100 times. (You are hilarious.) Seohyun used this when she was a baby. Isn't it cute? Children love this cat character. (Seohyun's backpack is pink.) Rohui would like that one better.
- Rohui. / - Yes? There is a backpack with a cat. It's not a cat. It's a kitty.
/ - It's not that. - It's a kitty. / - All right. Which one do you like better? Tiger.
You like tiger better. (I knew it.) Seohyun loves pink, yellow, - and anything princess style. / - She is feminine. She dressed up and does this - in front of the mirror.
/ - How cute! She doesn't do that. - Really? / - She doesn't do that. - How fascinating! / - I hope I didn't raise her too much like a boy. Dad, come here.
Come here, Dad. What are you doing? (She is testing the tiger suitcase.) Where are you going, Rohui? Are you going on a trip? Yes, I am going on a trip. (Cute and cheerful) She is going somewhere with the tiger suitcase. It's become Rohui's.
(I will go on a walk.) Don't you get morning sickness? Morning sickness? I don't like the smell of fish. I am envious. - You want a second child. / - Yes, I do.
It would be nice to have a second child. Two children are better than one. - They can play together. / - You need siblings.
That's right. I have four children. They play well together. (Yonghee plays well with his sister.) Since Rohui is by herself, I wonder how she will be if she has a sibling.
That's right. Do you want a boy or a girl? - I want two daughters. / - You want two daughters. My parents had two daughters.
It's nice to have a sister. Boy or girl doesn't matter. You should work out. I had three children when I wasn't working out.
You need to work out. I am worried. You must work out. I feel like I will give birth when I cough.
- Really? / - Say, "I am back." (She's tested the suitcase and has come back.) - Thank you. / - You brought many items. - No, I didn't. / - How pretty! You brought many items.
- Are they okay? / - Thank you so much. I am glad these are enough. - We will sell them well. / - It's for a good cause.
I hope these items help. (At that moment) - Hello. / - Hello. (Some girls say hello to them.) Hello.
(They run into GFriend.) - Rohui. / - Hello, we are GFriend. - Hello. / - Hello.
Rohui. Rohui. It's hard to meet these girls. It's harder to meet Rohui.
Hello. Hello. Hello. We often watch The Return of Superman.
- That's right. / - Hello, Rohui. Rohui, these girls sing and dance prettily. Do you know our songs? She has no idea.
We can sing her a song. We will sing you a song, Rohui. - Let's go. / - Let's go.
(They have a live concert in the hair salon.) (Flustered) - From today on / - From today on - It's a good song, right? / - How cute! She likes it. - I like your songs. / - Really? - Thank you. / - She loves them.
- I am serious. / - Thank you. When I was young, I was in "Truth Game" as the little S.E.S. You mean the TV program, "Truth Game".
Yes. (They share a connection.) (She wanted to be the next S.E.S.) SinB, who wanted to be the next S.E.S. Met with Eugene, the original fairy. (SinB realized her dream.) I really wanted to meet you.
I danced to "I'm Your Girl". Thank you. (It's a heartwarming meeting.) I see. We have snacks in the car.
Would you like some? Would you like some? It's as big as a double-decker bus. It's big. (They bring out a bundle of snacks.) She carries a lot of snacks. - Rohui.
/ - Where is jelly? - Do you like this? / - Do you like jelly? There is grape jelly. I want to eat this. - Do you want to eat this? / - Yes. Please open it.
- Shall I open it? / - How cute! Please open it. Do you want it now? Yes. I want to eat two. Here.
Put it in your bag. - There are other jellies. / - How about this one? It's very delicious. It's grape jelly.
- Good job. / - There is another one. - Do you want that too? / - It's grape jelly. Here you go.
She is taking her share. You have enough, right? Let's go now. This is mine. Rohui, say thank you.
- Thank you. / - Thank you. I love you. - We love you.
/ - Rohui, say, - "Let's go, GFriend!" / - Would you do that? Let's go, GFriend. - Let's go. / - Thank you. - Thank you.
- Rohui, / - My goodness. I will show you when they are on TV. - Bye, Rohui. / - Bye.
Thank you. - Thank you. / - Thank you. I will cheer for you.
- Bye. / - Bye. - My goodness. / - Baby! She is even prettier in real life.
Let's show this to Dad. All right. Rohui, you got a lot of jellies. - Snacks.
/ - Snacks. - Let's run. / - Are you happy? Yes, I am happy..
- God save the Queen! I'm at the Resonance Pleasure Faire. Let's take a go back in time and have a good time! (Trumpets blaring) Get out of my ass! Look at this guy. Holy snopes, a real authentic ATM. From the Medieval Rena-saints! Privy! (Jingling bells) Are you joking my ass? They got a friggin...
Ya know, one of these? Aw, bowl of nuts, it's a
real authentic dead guy. I don't like it. Are you joking my ass?
They got cold dry necks. Don't mind if I do! Giblets and masks sign me up! Are you friggin' joking my ass? Get off of that danosaur, you're crazy! This place is choc full of danosaurs I feel lucky as hell! They even got danosaurs on sticks I feel like I'm in heaven's ass! Some sort of magic show.
A little gay, but they mean well. Here is a fair maiden doing a rock climb. I pray for her ass. Keep away from my little ass.
What are these guys dressed as? No one came to my dang play, I feel like I'm in
frigging high school again. What the heck are they are fighting about? What's wrong? It's a friggin' beautiful day! Back in the medieval resonance gravity was a quarter what it is now. Crazy crap! Wow a real life jengo set! Only at the rustenance flair. Whoa baby they got a ghost! - Fork in the ground! - What? Must be making a q-tip for
one of those dang danosaurs.
Look at these frickin' idiots. Would you look at the
size of that Maypole? They say it's a hundred feet tall and it was constructed
for no reason at all! Are you joking my ass? This poor guy has his head missing! Hey quit fiddlin' around. Your bicycle's missing a
wheel, are you joking my ass? Tell you a joke, am I joking your ass? - Knock knock! - Who's there? - The Renaissance Pleasure Faire! - The Renaissance Pleasure Faire who? - The Renaissance Pleasure Faire is the best day of my whole life! - [Both] Huzzah! - Breast of chicken! (Giggling) We gotta go! Well what a day I've had. I've seen a lot of danosaurs
and a lot of nerds.
It even was the best day of my whole life..Putri LaksmiDecember 11, 2017AdminBandung Indonesia
- God save the Queen! I'm at the Resonance Pleasure Faire. Let's take a go back in time and have a good time! (Trumpets blaring) Get out of my ass! Look at this guy. Holy snopes, a real authentic ATM. From the Medieval Rena-saints! Privy! (Jingling bells) Are you joking my ass? They got a friggin...
Ya know, one of these? Aw, bowl of nuts, it's a
real authentic dead guy. I don't like it. Are you joking my ass?
They got cold dry necks. Don't mind if I do! Giblets and masks sign me up! Are you friggin' joking my ass? Get off of that danosaur, you're crazy! This place is choc full of danosaurs I feel lucky as hell! They even got danosaurs on sticks I feel like I'm in heaven's ass! Some sort of magic show.
A little gay, but they mean well. Here is a fair maiden doing a rock climb. I pray for her ass. Keep away from my little ass.
What are these guys dressed as? No one came to my dang play, I feel like I'm in
frigging high school again. What the heck are they are fighting about? What's wrong? It's a friggin' beautiful day! Back in the medieval resonance gravity was a quarter what it is now. Crazy crap! Wow a real life jengo set! Only at the rustenance flair. Whoa baby they got a ghost! - Fork in the ground! - What? Must be making a q-tip for
one of those dang danosaurs.
Look at these frickin' idiots. Would you look at the
size of that Maypole? They say it's a hundred feet tall and it was constructed
for no reason at all! Are you joking my ass? This poor guy has his head missing! Hey quit fiddlin' around. Your bicycle's missing a
wheel, are you joking my ass? Tell you a joke, am I joking your ass? - Knock knock! - Who's there? - The Renaissance Pleasure Faire! - The Renaissance Pleasure Faire who? - The Renaissance Pleasure Faire is the best day of my whole life! - [Both] Huzzah! - Breast of chicken! (Giggling) We gotta go! Well what a day I've had. I've seen a lot of danosaurs
and a lot of nerds.
It even was the best day of my whole life..
- Hey, honey! I'm in Providence, Rhode Island, right where I was born as a baby. Let's go see if we can find a lobster, and have a good time. (Dramatic music) Holy snopes, I'm at Brown University. It's mostly white people,
but I'm no snitch.
Sorry professor, I can't take your exam because my Pembroke. (Laughs) Holy snopes, look at the size of this dog. They say he's 100 feet tall, and he weighs about what you would think. You jokin' my ass? They got Kentucky Fried Chicken.
They got a Kentucky Fried Tea. They got a Carlos Santander. Only in parliament, Rhode Island. I must be in a rich parta town, they got a friggin' children's bank.
Insomnia Cookies, are you jokin' my ass? How about just chocolate chip. Holy snopes, the parvertigence river. They say it's 100 feet deep, and it smells like my friend Jeff's ass. Look, look! (Laughs) Fun church, fun church! Get your business outta my ass, they have a real life gingerbread house.
Only in rogue hymen! Dunk! Will you please get outta my ass? I am in front of the
Rhode Island steakhouse. They say it's 100 feet across, and it takes up half of the state. Look at the size of this bell. (Soft bell clanging) It's broken.
Holy frickin' snopes, I'm
in the State Reception Room. Are you jokin' my ass? The heck is this, a receipt from CVS? Holy ass, it's the Trinity
respiratory company. I was in a play here when I was young, and then I got beat up for bein' a homo. Are you freakin' jokin' my ass? It's the Superman building.
Tallest building in all of Rhode Island. They say it's 100 feet
tall, and is made of ham. Holy Jesus ass, would you look at the size
of that friggin' bird? They say he's 100 feet tall,
and he's embarrassed about it. Rome Ireland, you freakin' rock! Welp, I never did have any lobster to eat, but we still had a pretty good day here in parliament, Rich Eisen.
It even was the best day of my whole life. (Techno music).Putri LaksmiDecember 11, 2017AdminBandung Indonesia
- Hey, honey! I'm in Providence, Rhode Island, right where I was born as a baby. Let's go see if we can find a lobster, and have a good time. (Dramatic music) Holy snopes, I'm at Brown University. It's mostly white people,
but I'm no snitch.
Sorry professor, I can't take your exam because my Pembroke. (Laughs) Holy snopes, look at the size of this dog. They say he's 100 feet tall, and he weighs about what you would think. You jokin' my ass? They got Kentucky Fried Chicken.
They got a Kentucky Fried Tea. They got a Carlos Santander. Only in parliament, Rhode Island. I must be in a rich parta town, they got a friggin' children's bank.
Insomnia Cookies, are you jokin' my ass? How about just chocolate chip. Holy snopes, the parvertigence river. They say it's 100 feet deep, and it smells like my friend Jeff's ass. Look, look! (Laughs) Fun church, fun church! Get your business outta my ass, they have a real life gingerbread house.
Only in rogue hymen! Dunk! Will you please get outta my ass? I am in front of the
Rhode Island steakhouse. They say it's 100 feet across, and it takes up half of the state. Look at the size of this bell. (Soft bell clanging) It's broken.
Holy frickin' snopes, I'm
in the State Reception Room. Are you jokin' my ass? The heck is this, a receipt from CVS? Holy ass, it's the Trinity
respiratory company. I was in a play here when I was young, and then I got beat up for bein' a homo. Are you freakin' jokin' my ass? It's the Superman building.
Tallest building in all of Rhode Island. They say it's 100 feet
tall, and is made of ham. Holy Jesus ass, would you look at the size
of that friggin' bird? They say he's 100 feet tall,
and he's embarrassed about it. Rome Ireland, you freakin' rock! Welp, I never did have any lobster to eat, but we still had a pretty good day here in parliament, Rich Eisen.
It even was the best day of my whole life. (Techno music).
- Surf's up, honey. I'm in sunny San Diego. They're havin' some sort of
a costume party or somethin'. Let's go find us a cot-stume,
and have a good time.
(Seagulls cawing) (fireworks exploding) Yeah, buddy, that's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa baby boy, I got my cat-stume, and I am ready to go. I am Batman.
Hasta la vista, buddy. Hey, Alexa, where are the
restrooms at this costume party? Alexa! 50 Years of Penis in Japan. Only in Santiago. Scoogy boogy boo, how are you? Are you joking my ass? They got a life size Shrek.
Donkey. One thing I'll say about Sandy Bagels is they have a whole lot of danosaurs. Look at these nasty bad skulls. I'm spooked as heck.
Transformers, Robots in-they are cars. Shrek! I'm an ogre. Toly Crobus! They got a life size Colin O'Brien. Hi, honey.
- Psychosis. - Are you jokin' my ass? Get in my ass and think
about what you've done. Look at the size of this pineapple. They say it's a 100 feet bit, and...
I am gay. Wake up, silly ass, we're
having a costume party. Uh-oh, Batman and Brain, we better not fight. - I'm gonna break your back, Batman.
- Oh, Jesus Christ! Toly Crobus! They got a Lego... Super... Man. I'll smash his ass for a hundred bucks.
Holy snopes, they got a
real live Henry Simpson holding a... A... A ball. Jumpin' Jefferson, it's pro wrestler Sting! Hi, boy! Ew, icky bad, look at
all these nasty poops.
Shrek! Donkey, I'm an ogre, Donkey. I love Stan Liego! Ass full o' nuts, what a day I've had here at this impromptu Halloween party. Everyone was pretty ugly, but it was still a pretty good time. I think it even was the
best day of my whole life.
(Upbeat techno music).Putri LaksmiDecember 11, 2017AdminBandung Indonesia
- Surf's up, honey. I'm in sunny San Diego. They're havin' some sort of
a costume party or somethin'. Let's go find us a cot-stume,
and have a good time.
(Seagulls cawing) (fireworks exploding) Yeah, buddy, that's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa baby boy, I got my cat-stume, and I am ready to go. I am Batman.
Hasta la vista, buddy. Hey, Alexa, where are the
restrooms at this costume party? Alexa! 50 Years of Penis in Japan. Only in Santiago. Scoogy boogy boo, how are you? Are you joking my ass? They got a life size Shrek.
Donkey. One thing I'll say about Sandy Bagels is they have a whole lot of danosaurs. Look at these nasty bad skulls. I'm spooked as heck.
Transformers, Robots in-they are cars. Shrek! I'm an ogre. Toly Crobus! They got a life size Colin O'Brien. Hi, honey.
- Psychosis. - Are you jokin' my ass? Get in my ass and think
about what you've done. Look at the size of this pineapple. They say it's a 100 feet bit, and...
I am gay. Wake up, silly ass, we're
having a costume party. Uh-oh, Batman and Brain, we better not fight. - I'm gonna break your back, Batman.
- Oh, Jesus Christ! Toly Crobus! They got a Lego... Super... Man. I'll smash his ass for a hundred bucks.
Holy snopes, they got a
real live Henry Simpson holding a... A... A ball. Jumpin' Jefferson, it's pro wrestler Sting! Hi, boy! Ew, icky bad, look at
all these nasty poops.
Shrek! Donkey, I'm an ogre, Donkey. I love Stan Liego! Ass full o' nuts, what a day I've had here at this impromptu Halloween party. Everyone was pretty ugly, but it was still a pretty good time. I think it even was the
best day of my whole life.
(Upbeat techno music).
- Sit down be humble. I'm at Venison Boardwatch. Let's go and smook a fat
J and have a good time. Are you joking my ass? Look at this little Michael Jackson kid! Titties and tacos, what am
I in heaven's tight ass? Start making your way out of my ass.
Look at the size of this V. They say it's a hundred
feet tall and it stands for Valderrama rocks! Dab Here I am with the
skulls of all my haters. Are you joking my ass? They got a tunafish holding a banana. Holy snopes, it's the
famous Venice muscle boys.
I'm gonna ask them if I can give them a couple little kisses. Look at these big boys. How much can you guys bench press? - I can do like 650. - 650?! - Do about 340.
- 340 Are you joking my ass? Ow, shit. Venice Tennis. Holy snopes, look at this sweets shop. Bet a lot of people in Venison like to smoke the bad
grass and eat some candy.
Seven Jews walk into a bar. And they don't buy nothin'. These are the green doctors. I thought it was gonna be leprechauns but they're just selling bad grass.
Are you joking my ass? These are the Los Angeles Lakers. They need some practice but
I'm having a pretty good time. Are you joking Anthony's ass? Call an Andersons, I'm having too much fun here in Benice Cornwalk. Toly Crobus, that's
friggin' creepy as heck.
A lot of people smoking bad grass. Smells like stinky skunks. Are you joking my ass? How it was. How it was.
Oh it's just a manatee. Holy snopes look at the
size of this piece of art. They say it's a hundred feet long and it represents nasty birds. Woah, baby boy.
Look at this long ass danasaur! I love Benice! Sweet Hanson's ass did I have a good time here at the Tetris Porn Watch. I think it was the best
day of my whole life..Putri LaksmiDecember 10, 2017AdminBandung Indonesia
- Sit down be humble. I'm at Venison Boardwatch. Let's go and smook a fat
J and have a good time. Are you joking my ass? Look at this little Michael Jackson kid! Titties and tacos, what am
I in heaven's tight ass? Start making your way out of my ass.
Look at the size of this V. They say it's a hundred
feet tall and it stands for Valderrama rocks! Dab Here I am with the
skulls of all my haters. Are you joking my ass? They got a tunafish holding a banana. Holy snopes, it's the
famous Venice muscle boys.
I'm gonna ask them if I can give them a couple little kisses. Look at these big boys. How much can you guys bench press? - I can do like 650. - 650?! - Do about 340.
- 340 Are you joking my ass? Ow, shit. Venice Tennis. Holy snopes, look at this sweets shop. Bet a lot of people in Venison like to smoke the bad
grass and eat some candy.
Seven Jews walk into a bar. And they don't buy nothin'. These are the green doctors. I thought it was gonna be leprechauns but they're just selling bad grass.
Are you joking my ass? These are the Los Angeles Lakers. They need some practice but
I'm having a pretty good time. Are you joking Anthony's ass? Call an Andersons, I'm having too much fun here in Benice Cornwalk. Toly Crobus, that's
friggin' creepy as heck.
A lot of people smoking bad grass. Smells like stinky skunks. Are you joking my ass? How it was. How it was.
Oh it's just a manatee. Holy snopes look at the
size of this piece of art. They say it's a hundred feet long and it represents nasty birds. Woah, baby boy.
Look at this long ass danasaur! I love Benice! Sweet Hanson's ass did I have a good time here at the Tetris Porn Watch. I think it was the best
day of my whole life..
So wait, do you guys pump your own gas? Naturally, right?
There are 24 hours in a day, and on October
Good morning John. I've been spending a lot of time going through the archives of the Vlogbrothers channels, as we're doing our This Day in Vlogbrothers thing. There's a link in the description to that if you're curious what I'm talking about. But I've noticed the vast majority of Question Tuesday videos, they go to you John, and while this makes a certain amount of sense because you make videos on Tuesdays, I.
Wow I'm excited about being normal. I just am. I am. I'm excited about being able to love people![Rohui is excited when GFRIEND gives her snacks! [TROS2017.11.12]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ebwsHK866K0/mqdefault.jpg)
Rohui, Mom's friend will give us items for the bazaar. We are going to receive them. Which friend of mine will it be? Let's go down the stairs. One.
- God save the Queen! I'm at the Resonance Pleasure Faire. Let's take a go back in time and have a good time! (Trumpets blaring) Get out of my ass! Look at this guy. Holy snopes, a real authentic ATM. From the Medieval Rena-saints! Privy! (Jingling bells) Are you joking my ass? They got a friggin...
- Hey, honey! I'm in Providence, Rhode Island, right where I was born as a baby. Let's go see if we can find a lobster, and have a good time. (Dramatic music) Holy snopes, I'm at Brown University. It's mostly white people,
- Surf's up, honey. I'm in sunny San Diego. They're havin' some sort of
- Sit down be humble. I'm at Venison Boardwatch. Let's go and smook a fat