Cat Soap OperaMark Douglas of Barely Productions Has A Field Day

Look at me Nurse Kathy, I know you're high again. Ward, but you get a serious drug problem. You can get us all sued for meow-practice. Mean you get a free pass.

Blackmail! Ha! Who's gonna believe you over me? I'm a big deal here and cat hospital you're nothing but a pill-popping cat. Get out of my way Dr. Why is he so angry all the time? Well, he didn't used to be, ten years ago he was a brilliant surgeon, who loved his job. And how are we feeling today
Mr.

Whiskerstein? Ahhh! My left eye! Oh god! Nurse Mittens was there, we're you Nurse Mittens? After that, they wouldn't let him operate with only one eye and poor depth perception. I think he's sexy too. Hey sweet thing. We still on for tonight? Of course, it's our one month anniversary.

Did you get the Cat Stevens tickets? You know it. My buddy Tiger saw him last night had cat box seats, said laser pointer show
was off the hook. Pick you up after your shift? Nurse Mittens. {MEOW} I'm sorry to tell you Mr.

Peterson, but you have six months to live. Oh, but this is your second life, so you
have seven more left! Timothy, I want you to know that I love you even though
I've never seen your face and you've never seen mine. After I had the accident,
I thought I would die, but now I think it's the best thing that ever happened
to me because without the accident I. Never would have met you.

That is so true. Timothy, do you think I could touch your face? I just want to see you with my hands. You are beautiful. Oh you're very hairy.

I like that. Oh a collar. You're not a priest are you? I could use a priest in my life. Dammit Scratch Adams, we pay you to heal the patients not entertain them.

I disagree. Laughter is not the best medicine.
Medicine is the best medicine. Oh low-five. I'm not falling for that again.
I'm not falling for that.

Ok. Low-five. Ugh! Everytime! Get outta here! So you're Bobby's father. Listen to me, I know damn well he didn't
get those scratches from falling off a see-saw, they came from your claws.

You won't be saying Meow when Kitty Protective Services comes in here and throws you're furry ass into the pound! Doctor. Ty! Nurse Mittens. I'm sorry. She just started rubbing up against
my leg and one thing led to another.

I always knew you were just another tail
chaser. I never meant to hurt you. But we're in love. Right Nurse Mittens? Right? You two deserve each other! Nurse Mittens? You look just how I pictured.

How do I look? NOOOO!!! Men are dogs. Cats are dogs. Umm, there's other fish in the sea. I don't want a fish, I want him! I know.

He's gone. Bring him back! You can't cry yet, you need 2 weeks. Keep it dry... Don't don't.

Look up. So, how did the patient survived the fall? Well he's a cat. And how long has he been on life support? Mr. Whiskerstein has been cat-atonic since yesterday afternoon.

Whiskerstein. As in John Whiskerstein? Let me see that. And how are we feeling today
Mr. Whiskerstein? Oh god.

My eye! Stop clawing my left eye! Are you alright? You seemed frazzled. Yes, yes. I'm purrr-fectly fine. I have to do my rounds.

Go right ahead I'll keep an eye, on Mr. Whiskerstein for
you. Subtitles by the Amara.Org community.

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