How The Amazing Spider-Man Should Have Ended - Bonus Scene

Poor, Peter Parker. No father, no mother, no uncle. All Alone. Actually, that's not true.

I'm sorry? I'm not alone. Yes You Are! I just named off a bunch of people in your family who are gone! So you're alone! Not really. I still have an aunt, and a really foxy girlfriend. Poor Peter, not even an avenger.

Probably gonna be friends with Flash later, Nope! I'm really smart. NOPE! Probably gonna do really well after I graduate. NOPE!!! Maybe even become a photographer... POOR PETER PARKER! You're ALL ALONE!!! (Cough) Says the full grown man who now wants to live in the sewers as a lizard.

Poor Peter Parker? Poor Doctor Connors! NU UH!!! NOT ME! Poor... Poor, PETER! Poor lives in the sewers wants to be a lizard, Doctor Connors. NO! You're the... You want to be a lizard! I'm a spider.

OH WHATEVER! Poor Peter Parker! You're all alone! No he isn't [bang].