Alanis Morissette Updates 'Ironic' Lyrics

ALANIS: AN OLD FRIEND. SENDS YOU A FACEBOOK
REQUEST. AND YOU ONLY FIND OUT THEY'RE
RACIST. AFTER YOU ACCEPT
JAMES:  THERE'S FREE OFFICE CAKE,
ON THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR.

DIET
IT'S LIKE THEY ANNOUNCE A NEW. IPHONE,
THE DAY YOU AFTER YOU BUY IT. ISN'T IT IRONIC? DON'T YOU THINK? ALANIS & JAMES:
IT'S LIKE SWIPING LEFT,
ON YOUR FUTURE SOULMATE. IT'S A SNAPCHAT,
THAT YOU WISH YOU HAD.

SAVED. IT'S A FUNNY TWEET,
THAT NOBODY FAVES. AND WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT,
IT FIGURES? ALANIS:
TRAFFIC JAM, WHEN YOU TRIED TO YOU USE
WAZE, A NO SMOKING SIGN,
WHEN YOU BROUGHT YOUR VAPE. 10,000 MALE LATE NIGHT HOSTS,
WHEN ALL YOU WANT IS JUST.

ONE WOMAN! SERIOUSLY. JAMES:
IT'S SINGING THE DUET OF YOUR. DREAMS,
AND THEN ALANIS MORISSETTE. SHOUTS AT YOU.

ISN'T IT IRONIC? DON'T YOU THINK? ALANIS:
A LITTLE TOO IRONIC. YEAH I REALLY DO THINK.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE FIRST CLASS, ON A SOUTHWEST PLANE,
AND THEN YOU REALIZE, THAT EVERY SEAT IS THE
SAME. IT'S LIKE AMAZON,
BUT YOUR PACKAGE NEVER CAME. AND WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT,
IT FIGURES.

ALANIS & JAMES:
IT'S LIKE NETFLIX,
BUT YOU OWN DVDS. IT'S A FREE RIDE,
BUT YOUR UBER'S DOWN THE. STREET.
IT'S SINGING IRONIC, BUT THERE ARE NO IRONIES.
AND WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT, IT FIGURES.
ALANIS:  WELL LIFE HAS A FUNNY WAY
OF SNEAKING UP ON YOU. JAMES:
AND LIFE HAS A FUNNY, FUNNY WAY OF HELPING YOU
OUT.

HELPING YOU OUT.
A FUNNY, FUNNY WAY. JAMES: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ALANIS MORRISETTE! STICK AROUND!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!.

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