Overly Excited Tourist Goes Berserk In New York City

- Fahgettaboutit! I'm in Nude York City, home of King of Queens. Let's go get some pasta
fagioli, and have a good time. (Wings flapping) (heavy metal music) Whoa baby boy, it's Central
Perk, from the show Francis. Pivot! Holy David, they got a Caruso.

Come come, chep chep. (Laughs) Well giddyup, ya nasty boy! I'm gay. Toly Crobus, Times Square. Well, let's go have some good times! Are you joking my ass? The
naked Crobus! Hi, honey.

I'm the naked cowboy!  - He's singing right to my ass! Hi, honey. Hi, honey. Hi, honey. Boy, do Ned Yarkers really
love the Statue of Listerine.

(Techno music) Take the D train to the F
train uptown into my ass, there it is. The Campfire Steak Building. They say it's 100 feet big, and it still kinda stinks like King Krong. Holy snopes, holy snopes, holy snopes, the Penis Deli! Everyone wants a picture
with the New York Horse.

What do we think of the New York Horse? Whoa baby boy, I'm on Wall Street. Maybe I can find Matthew McShaunessy and give him a kiss on his butt lips. Are you joking my ass? Did some nasty boy drop their big box? Come get your big nasty box! Check out my ass smoking the bad grass. Are you joking my ass, they
got a Millenium Falcon.

Come in, uh-- vector, uh... Warp-- uh, sp-- gal, galaxy, uh... Big Jenga. Hey cool hat dude.

(Laughs) We gotta go! Hum hum hum, should I
ride the subway home, or should I ride this danosaur? No I need to ride the sub-- oh, shit! Fanzarella, what a day I've
had here in Nude Horse. I never did get any pasta fagioli, but I did get some classic
New York cheesecake. It even was the best day of my whole life. (Techno music).

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