Overly Excited Tourist Gets Very Short Of Breath In Denver

- Wow wow wow pickled parrots! I'm in Danvers Colorado, where the air is thin, and the, and the... Let's go hike the Rookie
Mountains, and have a good time. (Horse neighing) (evil laugh) Do you think it's okay
if I leave my bike here? (Laughs) It's way too big to be my bike! I told my three best friends
I was coming to Dentures, and they were all like... "Y" Excuse me sir, how do I get to
the Denders Capital Building? Are you joking my ass?! That's not helpful at all! It's okay, I found it anyway.

Wow, it's gold on top, just
like my Aunt Linda's tooth! Surely you've heard
about yummy blue cheese. But what about blue trees? DJ, hit it! (Energetic dance beat) Take your shoes off and
dip your feet in my ass, look at this big blue cat! They say he's 100 feet big, and he's blue 'cause he's chokin' to
death on a Reese's Pieces. Hi honey, I think you
have a nasty-bad boogie! Holy shit, go! Go! You know, I'm having a pretty rockin' time here in Danders Colored-Rainbow, and that's no bull! Holy Snopes! This fellow
appears to have drowned. Ah, you'll get 'em next time, bud! You know, maybe I'm not
having the best times here in Coronado.

Sykes! Get out of my ass. There it is, the United States Mint. This has gotta be, this must be, this oughtta be, this should be, this has gotta be where
they make toothpaste. Are you jokin' my ass? They got danos at the Denver zoo! Denver-saurs! (Laughs) Look at this nasty bastard.

Cheer up, ya bad, nasty boy. Are you jokin' my ass? They let anyone play these paninis! (Randomly slamming piano keys) Aw, toly crobus! A bunch of clowns got their bikes stolen. Hey, stick 'em up, partner! (Laughs) I'm just being an absolute nut. (Gasps) I'm gonna go see my mom! Suzanne Somers, what a day I've had here in Danders Colored-Bando.

I never did hike the Rookie Mountains, but I was very short of breath. It even was the best day of my whole life. (Energetic dance beat).

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