Overly Excited Tourist Discovers Green Bay's Hidden Treasures

- Holy cheese cheese! I'm here at Green Day Wisconsin, home of the Green Day plackerds. We're gonna explore the Green Days and have a good time. (Simple, pleasant music) (hard rock music) I'm here inside beautiful
larabeau field where the Green Day plackerds play ball. You gotta be joking my ass they got a giant lombardo trophy.

They say it's 100 feet tall and it's full of gouda. Say cheese (laughs) As you can probably imagination, the big G stands for go Green Day place cards. Are you joking my ass? Look at all these urinals! (Chaotic laughter) Are you fooling around inside my ass? Look at the size of this moose. They say he's 100 feet tall and he loves everyone except the Greeks.

Are you joking my ass? I'm in Avery's Auto. If I get murdered please avenge my deaths. Well now I'm at the
national railrod museum, let's go see some railrods! You gotta be joking my ass, I'm in the cockpitch. I am the train conductor.

(Childish laughter) You joking my ass they
got a classic small train. Historic red train. Classic night train. World famous flashlight train.

Incomparable green train. Heralded pumpkin train. Unforgettable boat train. The great attitude train.

Train that is a barn. Train that is a bicycle. Train that is a truck. Future train number two.

Dumped sideways train. Yup that was pretty much all the trains. Here I am at the green bang river. They say it's 100 feet across and it's full of batteries.

You gotta be joking my ass, there is no way that greengang Wisconsin has a giant dinosaur! With a big old penis! And look they have a hippopotamus too, are you joking my ass? Well overall I had a pretty good day here at the Green Day plackerds. I think it even was the best day of my whole life. (Heavy techno music).