MARKIPLIER RUINS EVERYTHING!!Sort the Court UPDATED

Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome back to "Sort the Court." Now this has been updated, ~INCREDIBLY~ because the previous version that I played was only a Game Jam demo. This a full released version of the game with MORE interactions, MORE arrivals of people that want to join or destroy your village, and, possibly an ending. I have no idea I killed the dragon last time! But I'm going to play it. I'm going to try to only showcase the new stuff in it.

So we'll see what happe- *BURPS* oh my god! Blegh! Apologies. I don't know why I get so burpy. I understand, goodbye! Farewell! Wait did you say something about a council? Counci- OoOooOOooOh, not you. It usually works out well for me so I'm going to do that Well, eat ten dicks and call me Sally!  This is not going to go well.

We're off to a BAD start... Alrighty then.Well, let's try this again shall we? HellooOOOO!! YAAASSS let's do it! Well suck my ten thousand dicks, eat a fuckin'...Piece of garbage you...  Cock! Ok so this isn't going very well to begin with but that's okay. "My boat's too-" Gah..

*Disappointment* yeah.. You can.. I know, I know you're good for it I know you are I know you're gonna be good I thought you'd come later in the game but good god. Ugh, yeah sure you can build more houses .

Oh god dammit. I'm out of money on day ONE!? And PEOPLE are sssssssaad. What happened to me? Man I just got done playing Reigns, the same thing! Alright eat 'em. I need mo- I need money.

Thank you that's a lot of gold. Im a bad king.  Alright you better not dick me over this time you son of a shit! Yes! Finally! Alright good, it's about damn time Should I go for double or nothing? Hell yeah I will, I like to--Fuuuuuuuu... Euugh death and misery for everybody.

We-he-hellllll. We-he-he-he-helll. Ha-ha-HA. Im gonna get a game - oh fuck you in your curly butt.

Sa- people's souls for my gol- yeah sure gimme the gold. If I'm gonna go down in a sinking ship  we're gonna sink hard  into the very bottom of the ocean. Well...P-poopy butts. Grandma? "Can I borrow some coi-" You know what what Grandma? Apparently this is the video playthrough where I'm- I'm a dick so...

..Fuck you grandma.. Ooh ch- ooh my oooOOh no Ooooh noOHOHO. Oh, how could I do that to Grandma? I'm such a dick! Are you- if if you- i swear.. OH COME ON! UUGH Well..

Shit Alright no more gambling, no gambling, no gambling I don't recall you but maybe you came around. "Plants are interesting".. Sure Open up a garden Ok that's fine everybody's happy so we're gonna get more population anyway and thats gonna be- NOOO! ..Alright i'm a little, i'm a little, a feelin a little spooky, just a little spoop WaaAAY HEEEY CMON!! DIIIIICK!!! Oh hey. I remember you form waayyy later in the game, L-D 34.

Yea i'll try to fix you. I don't know if I can- HOH MY GOD. That was a lot of gold. You had- "I am become fixed" You better "am become helpful" to me.

Better come back when you're all better. I remember you had a log on your legs. "Name's Molder. If you want to know the truth about everything you're gonna want to hire me." Is that-  a reference to X-FILES? Yea ok alright "Im gonna go investigate something" Alright ok alright SEE YAAA! *High pitched* yyeaaaa? Okaaaayyy yeeeaaa?? *Screaming* YAAAAY.

OH IM NEVER GAMBLING AGAIN I DONT NEED TO HAZAAAAAHH. This is going well for me. Oh HEY LD34 "I am truly sorry about earlier. Myyyy circuits were fried.

Offer my thanks for your help." Thank you. Thank YOU. Ohhh thank you! You better be of more help laterrr *becomes spanish and rolls r's* Oh hi. "You ever see a treasure chest do a backflip?" N- honestly no.

Like honestly and truly If I'm asking- answering this question honestly- no I have not. "Well you're not-" oh. *Disappointment* fffFUCK youuuu you little shiiiIITT. "There's been a brawl at the tavern should we arrest those responsible for starting it?" Now that's an interesting question, I haven't seen this before.

I'm gonna say... (High pitched) EEEEEEEEEH, brawls happen Who am I to say- oh but theyre sure to cause more trouble if left-" Oh..Well shit I did bear that was not the right call. Well we're growing and that's good so it IIIS. Referenced o X-FILES maybe yes..

No I. Don't know I don't know motor at all... OKAY so now we've made it a good long way so now we're going to get into the thick of it so that was just me getting to a point where i've made some progress and maybe seeing a few new things on the way but now it's going to start getting more interesting here and we're gonna get to the new stuff and find how to beat this game. By the way remember earlier when I mentioned the "Council of Crowns" Okay yeah there was something about that i thought you said "Council of Crows" but apparently you meant the "Council of Crowns" what is that.

I've heard a rumor that one of their members has been searching the land for a new ruler to join them perhaps they're aware of our products- I. Am a KING I am a KINGLY KING. Oh you're SO CUTE oh I don't want you to scare anybody if i recall something about that, that's bad for my people. I don't need you to scare nobody thank you very much ok goodbye! I'm back i discovered an alien conspiracy to cover up large amounts of gold do you believe in aliens? Yes I do cuz one just walked in my front door why do- would i not? Good to know there are other believers out there.

Okay goodbye Molder! Oh hi seems your quarters without cake I'm a cake chef yes yeeeeess oh you're cakeful you're grateful your careful, I love it. Oh hey hey pal you've been a real great sport want to give you this, no strings attached. Really? Why don't I trust you the devil in Reigns was not nearly as nice as you are Thank you? Oh hi I'm hungry can i have some folks you've got plenty of gold. We do have a lot of people and they are pretty happy...

Alright okay you can eat some people. Aww they didn't even lose any happiness ah cool thanks man, oh you're so good. Aww of course I'll pat your belly Mr. Boots! Aw what a little cutie little cutie.

GRAAANDMAAA! Heck yes you open up all the soup shops you want ah grandma is a good day is a good day that was a good day of course welcome in I like this day we ended up with a plus surplus population even chassis ate some people goody gumdrops accidentally ate some folks out front can I just pay you back with gold now okay okay thanks for understanding you already ate them i mean i can't exactly say no to that I mean what's the point of disagreeing that living little eaton ok I've got a friend from which school looking to move into town could i get a couple of gold to help move in you want a lot of gold alright fine so long as that actually oh that's oh that's fine oh that's great everyone loves which is apparently there's a lot more diversity like to build a grand Marie ok ok that's fine I'll of grandeur ease I'm a great king hello alright tell a story a yellow bird meets a green bird in the sky is yellow bird soar higher than the green yeah if the yellow bird is the Sun yellow bird wheels through the sky she shivers in the sunlight oh how lovely high up in the sky the Yellowbird meets a bluebird does yellow bird stop to sing with it all the sweet musical notes of the two new friends through the air the singing attracts a flock of nearby birds of all shapes and colors the sky is filled with song with a lovely ending this story don't you think Albert liked it I I imagine that's Holly right there i will have to come visit you again sometime kingly person it's fun to tell stories with you it's fun when i get gold from it apparently there bud interested in something a little bigger maybe some kind of devil this ritual something along those lines lot of souls would get used up like a lot guarantee you can afford to go I'm gonna wipe out your whole city here just lots of folks on the other hand you'll get like crazy amounts of money like I'm talking serious gold heaps here i gotta do it tonight moon special right now one chance only what do you say well you know I'm feeling this is like the maker break decision for this game and you're talking heaps of gold i got lots of people and you don't see you're gonna wipe out everybody and the moon is right you did give me 25 goals how can I say no to that yeah right wow yeah oh yes haha who I don't care how many people just died horribly how many families were broke oh my god there's so much golden whoa-ho yoma blah blah souls for money make it so oh my god enjoy your riches maybe I'll see you around again sometimes who knows thanks Georgie Louie was giving out free cake much 200 that's so nice and we're growing we're still happy how is that possible I'm the greatest King other my friend from wisco wanted to thank you so all you been magical cookies it doesn't matter how many people died i still get cookies and cake i love it oh-oh no oh-oh & Dragons come oh god you want to eat my people or you'll take my gold oh god what will nobody eat my people i sacrificed a hundred for them take it how about fuck take take a pair of these and then go fuck yourself with them no I don't give a shit 30 buddy I've sacrificed more for that sir I. Heard about the dragon yes please crafted yeah do that ok few hundred fine if it means I get more gold later i'm ok with that there's a bunch goblins yeah killed goblins I don't like I don't like goblins don't like him now hey goblins god dammit you ate some people again all right Chester you use your second strike though far Who am I kidding you can eat as many people as you want okay share we're all good here only 50 that's a light snack Chester you're okay my book it's all an accident everybody oh hi no don't chase it away 0 2 qt there's a party god there's a everyone is so damn happy and my kingdom I love it everyone is so happy i am the greatest King that ever lived that ever will live Oh Scully and moulder I think I made that connection before my guys are already pretty happy Georgie and we did already make a deal i wanna spare any of my gold now you know what I never got anywhere by not trusting this guy just you yes your make me happy that's actually pretty good deal that's a lot of happy doesn't matter if it's good or bad honestly I just love making deals damage orgies such a good guy even though he killed a hundred people what a nice upstanding whatever he is I've got news for you sire the sir yeah we're 500-strong there's a fastball be working aren't your heck yes I'm working so hard has going you mean we really get along I wanted to tell you a secret I actually humans because of curse which put on me I'd stop if I could but you know curses you think you can help me break the curse I don't want to keep eating people forever Oh Chester I knew you had a kind soul down in there I mean you probably ate it and then it's staying trapped inside but yeah sure all of you break the curse Oh keep an eye out for any magical folks who might be able to break the curse I know of a goblin slaying hero my partner scaly told me you have information about an alien life-form it is true it could change everything about you may only be named Mimi know hello you are new i am yaar know of the comfy kingdom you may not believe this but I am the Royal assistant of kingpin himself indeed the very same I've been noodling around this kingdom of yours and I. Weight set over there but boy good sir did you happen to see a blue fellow come through here just now strange newly limbs made of yarn yeah uh-huh I knew he was around here somewhere i'm gonna find that don gian oh he's been running around claiming to be kingpins royal assistant which of course he is not in fact is I button boy who represents the company kingdom in the esteemed Council of crowns have you heard of the Council of crowns yes I've heard a lot about this amazing council then you surely you've thought about joining perhaps we could work out a bit of a deal that yo has been giving me nothing but trouble if you could somehow put a stop to his shenanigans might be able to get you meeting with Pierre the advisor of the celestial kingdom if anyone would be able to induct your kingdom into the council it would be her what do you say we help me caps at darn yarn well i know of a certain grandma that probably stick a needle in their yarn over yours Oh help don't worry once your nose out of the way I'll set up a meeting with pia thank you for your assistance in this matter good sir i'm sure we'll meet again soon thanks buddy boy grandma I got a job for you oh oh grandma don't worry about it grandma everything's gonna be okay it's alright it's ok it's the same Mouse from before is he offering me some yes mousey he found five coins thank you it's running wild should we try to capture it who booty is gonna find the Arno ah that must be it i'll need to provide plenty of tuna but surely will be worth the cost yeah yard wow I think that cat a lot of gold to find yarn okay alright okay I'm good for it oh you can break a curse yes yes oh wait no wait whoa whoa whoa wait whoa what you're gonna curse him wait did that did that say that you were going to curse in because that's just gonna make it more ravenous and make him eat more people three I don't know about this hello the gardens done it only took your freakin forever i'm very pleased very pleased your king is pleased some plant people have sprouted in the gardens are we allowed to make them official citizens yeah are they going to pay taxes are they gonna rise up and revolt like the tree trunks did before I'm gonna go with yes and then I'm gonna try not to kill everybody my brooms are worn out and it's my birthday ball with the blue alright better not be expensive expensive uh hello devised the blueprint for a gold generating machine it will take some time and many resources but this gold steadily for the rest of it they're gonna be alright i got the gold know right ok let's see where this goes ok oh hey i'm working on a video game this new thing I came up with think it'll catch on yeah yeah alright okay sell it and give me the money its game you play with others to go around killing monsters you get a sword yeah okay so it's great right when you say a monster you get experience points and are you still listening yeah yes i am good well thanks for listening to my idea thanks for the gold I suppose scientists have constructed a large factory for their work on gold generation pollution becomes a problem for nearby homes who cares they're happy enough as it is they could sacrifice a little happiness oh hey hello I'm from a neighboring ocean kingdom what a lovely castle you have although it's quite dry have you ever been to the ocean kingdom no no i haven't i see not much of a swimmer are you I can't fault you for that oh alright bye I want to go all right i'm gonna leave the kingdom now to pursue my dream of becoming a game dev goodbye alright goodbye was lovely to have you whoa maybe our paths will cross again one day probably not though take this cock to remember me by oh that's so sweet he's gone forever wow nice guy yay were over a thousand now we've made a lot of progress we met some new people but we got a lot more to do we still have to kill that goddamn dragon we gotta make that gold-making machine yes oh geez additional funding hundred gold alright fine this better be a lot of golden generates not just one a day to generate know the boundary of your expanding city is beginning to conflict with the border of my nation more specifically your workers begins constructing offense in my backyard is made even more fronting by the fact that my backyard is underwater I demand that you cease construction of this fence and maintain your border at its current position yes good novel excuse me I've got some cleaning up around my property I don't know what that did or what ramifications that had oh I'm retrieve the Western ok ah oh-oh no oh-oh ah I so much gold i killed so many people for this load but they caused me such a problem ok go okay this gold-making machine better work i will speak be speaking with your mason immediately regarding matters of sustainable wood land harvesting you've done the right thing here my good three focal respect that spider woodcutters aggression with this I bid you good day maybe Richard trip and strong alright thank you for not being a little shit oh ah no ah ok no not today little Fang and a bad i gotta 1i gotta kill this dragon number two my gold making machines got to be done number three I need a sandwich yeah a couple t actually very nice what the curse has been lifted I'm not hungry for humans anymore this is great I feel so free maybe i can find something better to do with all my money now like charity work or something the whole new Chester well check no way out just with just her i like the fact that you gave me money alright just her okay just did okay just do it better be done it better be done it better be door your loyal move him women now more mouths hope did you get him did you find your know hey you got me that catches wouldn't leave me alone until I came back here was a button boy was on the cat has been trying to steal my position as advisor for years he claims to be the true advisor but it's just the lie is only a button after all I yaar know the blue and the true advisor to the comfy kingdom accept no substitute what's got her on okay yeah okay guards see that yarn well done sir i'm not sure how about how much apart you actually played in this with yarn has been found I'm in a generous mood so I'll set up a meeting with advisor Pia the celestial kingdom she's quite pretty but you should expect her to come by soon make sure this castle is nicely clean you'll want to impress her ok no no wonderful to see you again kingly person although on the bit sad Albert and I are going to be leaving we like to wander and besides we must not overstay our welcome we'll be on our way tonight but might we have your blessing before we go yeah I'll be sad to see you go was so lovely to have met you I wish you nothing but happiness oh if only you knew how many people I. Killed for money all my kingdoms done nice oh you better have it done 300 300 it yeah oh god someone gave me called someone give me go right now right now yes ok roof rafter we need that money yeah we need that money we can do without people fuck yeah but good god we needed that money who i was close i was way too close hey all right we got enough happiness okay okay climbing back from the brink you know what let's roll the dice let's see what happens oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah okay Lady Luck is smiling on us once again oh the dragonblade Oh purchase some top-quality but we need you you do your thing because if we can kill that goddamn dragon then we're gonna get some goddamn money and king of keep our goddamn kingdom in line all grandma thank you i'm gonna take that morning I'm gonna take it oh no you would let her know you're fine come on you're fine forgive me Oh kind and gracious Lord bless you you're fine dude I need you to kill the dragon anyway man that council better at that goddamn gold-making machine done this cost me like fucking 12-under gold if there be lots of room oh hello oh it's advisor Pia greetings I'm peer advisor to King and dramatists of the celestial kingdom a beautiful castle you have here everything is spotless I was just wandering through your city and was quite impressed with your citizens you know the Council of crowns is searching for a fifth member is that something you'd be interested in hell yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh my was that the woman from the celestial kingdom oh you know it is is so exciting the celestial King sits at the head of the Council of crowns any connection with them will surely do as well in the future i know i know it i'm aware i know it oh good job man you're doing great I.

Just gotta kill this dragon yes feel very lucky oh that's not right i didn't need to do that juice dude you oh god fine workers you can take you can take workers that's fine you can take people that's fine just give me my goddamn gold dude get this gold-making machine done and I won't kill you have been asked by a warrior tribe to the south to supply great number of weapons have your permission to supply them i'll need them extra gold to fill the order yeah okay hope they don't attack us with your weapons make way make way for King Andromeda's lord of the celestial kingdom he is here to bless us with his astral oh my god you're floating you don't always need to make such a fuss about my entrance via anyway yes hello good king I've heard about you and your people in the counselor quite impressed with you and would love to induct you that's just one small issue before the existing council members must be present to induct the new member but I'm afraid Queen chanterelle and Queen Sara they're having a bit of a fight at the moment will need to calm them down and settle their dispute before you can join the council you should be hearing from their advisors shortly i'm entrusting you with the task of reconciling the two queens best of luck to you and afterwards that seat on the council shall be yours ok so this is interesting I'll keep an eye out for the advisors from the ocean and plant kingdom sir i'm sure we can settle whatever is troubling their Queens so this is this is interesting ok I've been playing for nearly an hour here all God you put on a show we're already happy enough shut the fuck up but this game now has a save mechanic so on the horizon I need to slay a dragon finished gold-making machine reconcile two queens and then join the celestial kingdom or not the celestial kingdom the Council of crowns so hopefully I can get to that but this is just getting a bit too long for one episode here so i'm actually gonna finish this up in another one so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye ok.

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