James Taylor Has Updated Fire And Rain

( BAND PLAYING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. JAMES, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
TONIGHT. TAY-TAY, I LOVE JUR SONGS AND I
HAVE MY WHOLE LIFE, BUT WHAT I. LOVE EVEN MORE SIUNDERSTAND YOU
NEVER STOP WORKING ON THEM.

>> IT'S TRUE, STEPHEN. I CONSIDER MY SONGS TO BE LIVING
THINGS. THEY'RE ALWAYS GROWING. FOR EXAMPLE, I'M STILL WORKING
ON "FIRE AND RAIN." >> Stephen: "FIRE AND RAIN"? THAT'S PERFECT.

I'VE SEEN FIRE
AND I'VE SEEN RAIN. I'VE SEEN SUNNY DAYS
I THOUGHT WOULD NEVER END. THAT'S JUST PERFECT. >> THE THING IS, I WROTE THAT IN
1970, AND I JUST HADN'T SEEN.

THAT MUCH BACK THEN. MOSTLY FIRE AND RAIN. THAT'S WHY I KEEP SAYING IT OVER
AND OVER AGAIN IN THE SONG. >> Stephen: OKAY, SO YOU'VE
SEEN OTHER STUFF SINCE THEN.

>> OH, YEAH. LIKE THOSE PIZZAS THAT ARE
FOLDED OVER AND THE EDGES ARE. CRIMPED. >> Stephen: YOU MEAN LIKE A
CALZONE? >> A CALZONE, YEAH.

I HADN'T SEEN THOSE BACK THEN. I DEFINITELY WOULD'VE ADDED THEM
TO THE SONG. AND NOW I HAVE. >> Stephen: WOW.

YOU'RE SAYING IF YOU HAD SEEN
CALZONE WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE. DONE? >> I WOULD HAVE ADDED THEM TO
"FIRE AND RAIN." "FIRE AND RAIN AND CALZONE." WOW. ( APPLAUSE )
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU'VE. UPDATED "FIRE AND RAIN" TO
INCLUDE EVERYTHING YOU'VE SEEN.

SINCE 1970. I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT THAT SOUNDS
LIKE? >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO IMAGINE,
STEPHEN, BECAUSE WE REHEARSED IT. BEFORE THE SHOW. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
DO IT.

>> OKAY.  
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )  OH, I'VE SEEN FIRE
AND I'VE SEEN RAIN.  I'VE SEEN THE RISE AND FALL OF
THE BEANIE BABIES TREND.  I'VE SEEN MAN BUNS, MYSPACE,
AND THE BAJA MEN.

BUT I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A
NEW "STAR WARS" AGAIN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>  ONCE I LOOKED DOWN AND SAW. SOME SNEAKERS
THAT HAD WHEELS BUILT IN THE. HEEL
I'VE SEEN GRANDMAS READING.

"50 SHADES OF GREY"
I'VE SEEN RAINBOW SUSPENDERS. AND TACO BELL FOURTH MEAL
AND GLUTEN-FREE BROWN SUGAR. SPECIAL K
>>  OH, I'VE SEEN SNAKES. UPON A PLANE
I'VE SEEN SHAMPOO WITH.

CONDITIONER BUILT IN
I'VE SEEN AL ROKER'S BODY. GO FROM FAT TO THIN
( LAUGHTER )  AND I KINDA HOPED TO SEE LEFT
SHARK AGAIN. >>  SAW A STRANGE PIZZA PIE
AND IT CAUGHT MY EYE.  IT WAS FOLDED INTO A POUCH
LORD KNOWS WHAT YOU CALL THOSE.

I SHOULD'VE ASKED
THE PIZZA GUY. >> CALZONE.  WELL, THERE'S BUD LIGHT LIME
AND THERE'S CYBER CRIME. AND FLAVOR-CRYSTAL GUM
QUIDDITCH TEAMS AND SKINNY.

JEANS CUTTING BLOOD OFF FROM MY
THIGHS. >>  OH, I'VE SEEN TOAST THAT'S
MULTIGRAIN.  I'VE SEEN ALMOST EVERY EPISODE
OF "FRIENDS"  I'VE SEEN ADULT DIAPERS
I THINK THEY'RE CALLED DEPENDS.  BUT I NEVER SAW THAT SHOW WITH
THE OLSON TWINS  >> Stephen: IT'S CALLED "FULL
HOUSE." HOW MANY MORE VERSES ARE THERE
HERE, JAMES? >> 75, STEPHEN, 75.

>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO GO TO
COMMERCIAL, JAMES, WE'LL BE. RIGHT BACK.  OH, I'VE SEEN SEINFELD AND
ELAINE  >> Stephen: JAMES TAYLOR,
EVERYBODY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I'VE SEEN SUNNY DAYS THAT I.

THOUGHT WOULD NEVER END
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