Funny Fast Money!Family Feud

STEVE: ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? DEBBIE: I'M READY, STEVE, I'M. READY. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.

WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, ON A SCALE. OF ONE TO 10, HOW HAIRY DO YOU. LIKE YOUR MEN? DEBBIE: 5. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK: UNDER MY BLANK.

DEBBIE: MY PILLOW. STEVE: NAME AN OCCUPATION WHOSE. PEOPLE HAVE BIG EGOS. DEBBIE: ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS.

STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE. WANT TO DO BEFORE THEY TURN 30. DEBBIE: TRAVEL. STEVE: NAME A BAD HABIT THAT CAN.

RUIN A WOMAN'S LOOKS. DEBBIE: SMOKING. [BELL DINGS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] DEBBIE: HEY, STEVE. COME ON, STEVE.

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M SHAKING. STEVE, I'M SO.

SORRY. BUT I LOVE THE. [INDISTINCT], SO THAT'S GOOD. STEVE: RIGHT.

YOU NERVOUS? DEBBIE: I--CAN PEOPLE FEEL IT? STEVE: CAN PEOPLE FEEL HOW. NERVOUS? I DON'T KNOW IF. THEY CAN FEEL HOW NERVOUS YOU. ARE, BUT I'M--I'M NERVOUS.

DEBBIE: I'M SORRY. STEVE: OK. HERE WE GO. HERE WE.

GO. JUST RELAX A LITTLE BIT. YOU'LL BE OK. DEBBIE: THANKS, STEVE.

STEVE: ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. NO, NO, THANK YOU. THANKS.

JESUS. 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU AND I WAS. ABOUT TO GET INVOLVED. [LAUGHTER] YOU HAD PULLED ME IN SO CLOSE, I WAS STARTING TO FEEL SOME KIND.

OF WAY... [LAUGHTER] MY OTHER HAND, I WAS GOING, ALL RIGHT, NOW... WHAT THE HELL GOIN' ON UP HERE? ALL RIGHT, THOUGH. ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

COME ON, DEBBIE. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, ON A. SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW HAIRY DO. YOU LIKE YOUR MEN? YOU SAID...

5. SURVEY SAID... YEAH. FILL IN THE BLANK: UNDER MY BLANK.

YOU SAID... PILLOW. SURVEY SAID... NAME AN OCCUPATION WHOSE PEOPLE.

HAVE BIG EGOS. YOU SAID... ELECTRICAL--WHERE'D YOU GET. THAT? WHAT? THAT'S WHAT YOU.

SAID? DEBBIE: SORRY, ROGELIO. STEVE: ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS? SORRY. IS THAT WHAT HE IS? DEBBIE: YES. STEVE: WOW.

OH, IT'S GOTTA BE-- OK. DEBBIE: BUT HE'S GREAT. WE LOVE. HIM.

WE LOVE HIM JUST THE WAY. HE IS. STEVE: OK, WELL, HE AIN'T GONNA. BE UP THERE.

[LAUGHTER] SURVEY SAID... AUDIENCE: OHH... STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE. WANT TO DO BEFORE THEY TURN 30.

YOU SAID... TRAVEL. SURVEY SAID... NAME A BAD HABIT THAT CAN RUIN.

A WOMAN'S LOOKS. YOU SAID... SMOKING. BETTER BELIEVE IT.

SURVEY SAID... ALL RIGHT... ["FAMILY FEUD" THEME PLAYS] STEVE: VICTOR... VICTOR: YES, SIR.

STEVE: ALL RIGHT. SHE DIDN'T DO. BAD. SHE GOT 87.

YOU NEED 113. YOU READY? VICTOR: YES, SIR. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET'S REMIND.

EVERYBODY OF DEBBIE'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, ON A SCALE. OF ONE TO 10, HOW HAIRY DO YOU.

LIKE YOUR MEN? VICTOR: 3. STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK: UNDER MY BLANK. VICTOR: BLOUSE. STEVE: NAME AN OCCUPATION WHOSE.

PEOPLE HAVE BIG EGOS. VICTOR: DOCTORS. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE. WANT TO DO BEFORE THEY TURN 30.

VICTOR: PARTY. STEVE: NAME A BAD HABIT THAT CAN. RUIN A WOMAN'S LOOKS. VICTOR: BIG NOSE.

OH! [BELL DINGS] [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERING] VICTOR: THAT WAS REALLY BAD. STEVE: COME ON, MAN, COME ON. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, VIC. DON'T.

WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN. [LAUGHING] ALL RIGHT. WE--VIC SAID, "GOD, THAT WAS TERRIBLE." YOU'LL BE. ALL RIGHT, MAN.

IT'S A GAME. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, ON A. SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW HAIRY DO. YOU LIKE YOUR MEN? YOU SAID...

3. SURVEY SAID... 5. 5 WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER.

FILL IN THE BLANK: UNDER MY BLANK. YOU SAID... UNDER MY BLOUSE. MY MAN.

I SEE. YOU, I FEEL YOU, I FEEL-- I FEEL YOU. SURVEY SAID... THUMB.

THUMB WAS THE NUMBER ONE. ANSWER. NAME AN OCCUPATION WHOSE. PEOPLE HAVE BIG EGOS.

YOU SAID... THEM DOCTORS. SURVEY SAID... LAWYER AND A JUDGE WAS NUMBER.

ONE. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE WANT. TO DO BEFORE THEY TURN 30. YOU SAID...

THEY WANT TO PARTY. SURVEY SAID... GET MARRIED WAS NUMBER ONE. NAME A BAD HABIT THAT COULD RUIN.

A WOMAN'S LOOKS. YOU SAID... IF SHE JUST KEEPS ON PUTTING ON. THAT BIG NOSE...IF YOU DON'T.

STOP THAT HABIT... SURVEY SAID... SMOKING. SMOKING WAS NUMBER ONE.

FOLKS, $5.00, 570 BUCKS. BUT, HEY, THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK. ON "FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE. HARVEY.

WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS..

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